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MrMallard
10/08/18 3:19:45 AM
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I feel like a ridiculous fucking goblin. Last Saturday I had a shot at sleeping with this lady in my town, but I had too much to drink and it all hit at once at the end of the night. We didn't do anything (except kiss on the way), I just lost track of who and where I was for a second and she was like "okay it was rad and all but I'm gonna go home". So basically, I sunk like an anchor instead because I was too drunk to capitalise on my shot.
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I still hear trains at night, when the wind is right.
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ProfessorKukui
10/08/18 3:22:18 AM
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Master_Bass
10/08/18 3:27:49 AM
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Many Bothans died to bring you this post.
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gunplagirl
10/08/18 3:34:55 AM
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Pew pew!
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MrMallard
10/08/18 5:00:05 AM
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ProfessorKukui posted...

You fed a juicy cob of corn to your spider girlfriend, and she was like "yeah this is some good corn, 10/10"

Master_Bass posted...

Just had a nap, it was mint

gunplagirl posted...

You were having pizza that was either so good or so bad that you took a knife and stabbed yourself in the heart, killing yourself in the throes of passion and/or revulsion. You came back as a butterfly though so it's all g
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I still hear trains at night, when the wind is right.
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slimfizzle2
10/08/18 5:04:40 AM
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Solomon Grundy wants Pants Too!
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Stagmar
10/08/18 9:08:55 AM
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11/11/1572 -- Never Forget.
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EnragedSlith
10/08/18 9:17:37 AM
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joestarrr
10/08/18 4:00:13 PM
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Turbam
10/08/18 4:01:12 PM
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~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~
I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs
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Romulox28
10/08/18 4:10:35 PM
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slimfizzle2
10/08/18 4:17:01 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
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I. Uh. Hmm.
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MrMallard
10/09/18 1:22:47 AM
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slimfizzle2 posted...

You were extremely upset, yelling and crying, and for a fateful moment you lost control of your bodily functions and shit yourself. The moment was incredibly confusing and uncomfortable, and you don't talk about it any more.

Stagmar posted...

You didn't have enough eggplant fetticine to feed 18 people, so you had to lower the amount of people who could come to your dinner party.

EnragedSlith posted...



joestarrr posted...

Your girlfriend has an overactive saliva gland, so she's always drooling all over the place

Turbam posted...

You were confused over how to make friends, so you got really drunk with a group of strangers and took a shit on the pavement for their amusement. Now you're the funny guy, the "clown", of the friend group.
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Now playing: Fortnite (NS), Stardew Valley, Tales of Symphonia: DotNW, Borderlands
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MrMallard
10/09/18 1:23:58 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
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This needs no elaboration
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Stagmar
10/09/18 9:25:50 AM
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MrMallard posted...
Stagmar posted...

You didn't have enough eggplant fetticine to feed 18 people, so you had to lower the amount of people who could come to your dinner party.

Correct, but Im a snob and call it Aubergine.
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11/11/1572 -- Never Forget.
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frozenshock
10/09/18 9:27:24 AM
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I don't hate people, people hate me.
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Looked gf
10/09/18 9:36:45 AM
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