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AngryGrandpa
10/07/18 3:12:06 AM
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Irony
10/07/18 3:12:56 AM
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Idk, but retaliate by saying it only feels small because she is loose as fuck.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/07/18 3:15:34 AM
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Never heard one of those jokes for some reason.
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AngryGrandpa
10/07/18 3:23:04 AM
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Ill forever be a virgin because I dont feel confident about my size!
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/07/18 3:30:38 AM
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Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine.
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gunplagirl
10/07/18 3:32:44 AM
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Irony posted...
Idk, but retaliate by saying it only feels small because she is loose as fuck.

Except that's scientifically not really ever the case unless unless she was ripped from a to z giving birth and was hospitalized to recover from that. And even then that's just on the outside sections, the inside would still heal back down to normal size.
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solosnake
10/07/18 3:35:05 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Irony posted...
Idk, but retaliate by saying it only feels small because she is loose as fuck.

Except that's scientifically not really ever the case unless unless she was ripped from a to z giving birth and was hospitalized to recover from that. And even then that's just on the outside sections, the inside would still heal back down to normal size.

lmao
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/07/18 3:41:44 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Irony posted...
Idk, but retaliate by saying it only feels small because she is loose as fuck.

Except that's scientifically not really ever the case unless unless she was ripped from a to z giving birth and was hospitalized to recover from that. And even then that's just on the outside sections, the inside would still heal back down to normal size.


How many letters do you have between your vagina and asshole lady? a to z?????
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008Zulu
10/07/18 3:42:11 AM
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Probably for the same reason men like to make jokes about small boobs.
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catboy0_0
10/07/18 3:44:52 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Probably for the same reason men like to make jokes about small boobs.

yup
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/07/18 3:45:00 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Probably for the same reason men like to make jokes about small boobs.


I for one don't think small tits are funny.
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ultimate reaver
10/07/18 3:45:51 AM
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small dicks are pretty hilarious
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AngryGrandpa
10/07/18 4:11:56 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
008Zulu posted...
Probably for the same reason men like to make jokes about small boobs.

yup


Its not as common though. I rarely heard anyone joke about small boobs.
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catboy0_0
10/07/18 4:13:03 AM
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AngryGrandpa
10/07/18 4:17:52 AM
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I like small boobs, medium or big
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Lost_All_Senses
10/07/18 4:20:38 AM
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Me and a lot of people I hang out with make small dick jokes but I never hear women make them. If you joke on yourself it just makes you seem confident.

Well, not never. But way less than dudes. Dick jokes are pretty consistent around here....like really fuckin consistent
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Milkman5
10/07/18 4:22:23 AM
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Average size is as small as 8 inches.

So if you have 8 or 9 inches, don't feel too insecure about it
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Lost_All_Senses
10/07/18 4:25:38 AM
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Milkman5 posted...
Average size is as small as 8 inches.

So if you have 8 or 9 inches, don't feel too insecure about it


You wish the average dick was that big
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solosnake
10/07/18 4:33:59 AM
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If you are worried about your size, there are routines you can do to help with both length and girth.
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AngryGrandpa
10/07/18 4:46:35 AM
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solosnake posted...
If you are worried about your size, there are routines you can do to help with both length and girth.


Yeah, I tried stretching and jelqing. Its hard to stick with it. It takes a lot of time and patience. And its risky if you dont do it correctly. I got a small light bruise on my dick and it hasnt gone away in a year. I quit that shit lol
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Abiz_
10/07/18 4:51:52 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Milkman5 posted...
Average size is as small as 8 inches.

So if you have 8 or 9 inches, don't feel too insecure about it


You wish the average dick was that big

You just fell into his "clever and true" brag response. Wait for it.
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thrashmetal14
10/07/18 5:01:02 AM
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If you have a small dick you gotta settle for a girl with small boobs/no ass. That's just how it is.
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Kineth
10/07/18 5:21:38 AM
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Because they're advertising that they're dick hunters.
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AngryGrandpa
10/07/18 5:32:48 AM
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thrashmetal14 posted...
If you have a small dick you gotta settle for a girl with small boobs/no ass. That's just how it is.


Nah. What if youre good with fingers and your mouth? Im a little under 5. Am I really that small?
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Kineth
10/07/18 5:40:00 AM
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AngryGrandpa posted...
thrashmetal14 posted...
If you have a small dick you gotta settle for a girl with small boobs/no ass. That's just how it is.


Nah. What if youre good with fingers and your mouth? Im a little under 5. Am I really that small?


If there's no shame in your game, it won't end up mattering, but you will have to deal with some judgment.
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rikasa
10/07/18 5:55:53 AM
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Cuz they're just like... cursed to give and feel less pleasure. And women want pleasure.
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gunplagirl
10/07/18 5:59:40 AM
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Kineth posted...
Because they're advertising that they're dick hunters.

*Quickly hides my knife* what, noooooo where'd you get an idea like that
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Darkrobotisback
10/07/18 5:59:45 AM
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I mean, if they're getting blasted by men with small dicks in the first place...
why should we take them seriously....
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Kineth
10/07/18 6:10:34 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
Kineth posted...
Because they're advertising that they're dick hunters.

*Quickly hides my knife* what, noooooo where'd you get an idea like that


lol stop
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RoboLaserGandhi
10/07/18 7:18:33 AM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine.

I've heard 5.1 to 5.5 inches

Either way I'm 6.5 inches so I'm cool with being average regardless
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Flockaveli
10/07/18 8:04:24 AM
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My dick is small.
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catboy0_0
10/07/18 8:10:20 AM
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rikasa posted...
Cuz they're just like... cursed to give and feel less pleasure. And women want pleasure.

pleasure has its purpose in motivating the man to toil
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
10/07/18 8:10:39 AM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine.

I've heard 5.1 to 5.5 inches

Either way I'm 6.5 inches so I'm cool with being average regardless

IIRC, 6 to 6.5 is average. 5 to 5.5 is considered small. 4 or lower is a condition called micropenis.
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Ultima Dragon
10/07/18 8:12:47 AM
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AngryGrandpa posted...
Nah. What if youre good with fingers and your mouth? Im a little under 5. Am I really that small?


5-ish inches is not terrible. Most girls prefer them on the larger side, but I think yours would still be enough to get the job done if you use it right. Just don't be insecure about it since that's probably the biggest turn off there is. You have to own that shit.

Also, be glad that you don't have a true micro penis (like 2 inches or less fully erect iirc?)
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RoboLaserGandhi
10/07/18 8:17:44 AM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine.

I've heard 5.1 to 5.5 inches

Either way I'm 6.5 inches so I'm cool with being average regardless

IIRC, 6 to 6.5 is average. 5 to 5.5 is considered small. 4 or lower is a condition called micropenis.

I just looked it up and it says 5.16 inches is average.
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catboy0_0
10/07/18 8:21:41 AM
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that data is meaningless
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SaithSayer
10/07/18 8:21:46 AM
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Nice defeatist attitude, TC. Some people decided to deal with the issue by coming up with the Kama Sutra.
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SauI_Goodman
10/07/18 11:54:31 AM
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4 is small but not a micropenis.
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littlebro07
10/07/18 12:00:23 PM
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Isn't the vagina only like 4 or 5 inches deep on average

As long as you're big enough to reach the end of it you're good
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SaithSayer
10/07/18 12:01:28 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Isn't the vagina only like 4 or 5 inches deep on average

As long as you're big enough to reach the end of it you're good

No woman says this.
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BJ-blazkowics
10/07/18 12:01:48 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine.

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BJ-blazkowics
10/07/18 12:06:00 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine.

I've heard 5.1 to 5.5 inches

Either way I'm 6.5 inches so I'm cool with being average regardless

IIRC, 6 to 6.5 is average. 5 to 5.5 is considered small. 4 or lower is a condition called micropenis.


exactly
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BJ-blazkowics
10/07/18 12:07:49 PM
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littlebro07 posted...
Isn't the vagina only like 4 or 5 inches deep on average

As long as you're big enough to reach the end of it you're good


add anywhere from 1/4 inch to two inches for labia so you got a baseline of 5.5 inches to 7 inches as minimum needed
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CanuckCowboy
10/07/18 12:14:34 PM
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BJ-blazkowics posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Isn't the vagina only like 4 or 5 inches deep on average

As long as you're big enough to reach the end of it you're good


add anywhere from 1/4 inch to two inches for labia so you got a baseline of 5.5 inches to 7 inches as minimum needed


Lol.

Also I'm pretty sure the carpenters wet dream bit is the only small boob joke that even exists.
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edededdy
10/07/18 12:15:42 PM
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lmfao this topic is hilarious shit
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AngryGrandpa
10/07/18 6:53:39 PM
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Ultima Dragon posted...
AngryGrandpa posted...
Nah. What if youre good with fingers and your mouth? Im a little under 5. Am I really that small?


5-ish inches is not terrible. Most girls prefer them on the larger side


You have to be kidding. I know a lot of women and I heard stories and believe me. Lol no
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PogonaVitticeps
10/07/18 6:55:15 PM
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Irony posted...
Idk, but retaliate by saying it only feels small because she is loose as fuck.


This usually triggers them tbh.
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Space_Man
10/07/18 6:58:56 PM
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Tell her she got a wide vag...wide enough to inconspicuously hide and steal a signed baseball!!
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AngryGrandpa
10/07/18 8:53:20 PM
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FFVII_REMAKE
10/07/18 9:00:33 PM
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The minimum dick size to pleasure the average woman is at least a foot long. Even then, that's not enough so they need several foot longs a the same time.
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