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AngryGrandpa 10/07/18 3:12:06 AM #1: |
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Irony 10/07/18 3:12:56 AM #2: |
Idk, but retaliate by saying it only feels small because she is loose as fuck.
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/07/18 3:15:34 AM #3: |
Never heard one of those jokes for some reason.
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AngryGrandpa 10/07/18 3:23:04 AM #4: |
Ill forever be a virgin because I dont feel confident about my size!
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sLaCkEr408___RJ 10/07/18 3:30:38 AM #5: |
Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine.
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gunplagirl 10/07/18 3:32:44 AM #6: |
Irony posted...
Idk, but retaliate by saying it only feels small because she is loose as fuck. Except that's scientifically not really ever the case unless unless she was ripped from a to z giving birth and was hospitalized to recover from that. And even then that's just on the outside sections, the inside would still heal back down to normal size. --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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solosnake 10/07/18 3:35:05 AM #7: |
gunplagirl posted...
Irony posted...Idk, but retaliate by saying it only feels small because she is loose as fuck. lmao --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade https://imgur.com/MYYEIx5 https://imgur.com/WGE12ef ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/07/18 3:41:44 AM #8: |
gunplagirl posted...
Irony posted...Idk, but retaliate by saying it only feels small because she is loose as fuck. How many letters do you have between your vagina and asshole lady? a to z????? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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008Zulu 10/07/18 3:42:11 AM #9: |
Probably for the same reason men like to make jokes about small boobs.
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catboy0_0 10/07/18 3:44:52 AM #10: |
008Zulu posted...
Probably for the same reason men like to make jokes about small boobs. yup --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnny_Nutcase 10/07/18 3:45:00 AM #11: |
008Zulu posted...
Probably for the same reason men like to make jokes about small boobs. I for one don't think small tits are funny. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ultimate reaver 10/07/18 3:45:51 AM #12: |
small dicks are pretty hilarious
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AngryGrandpa 10/07/18 4:11:56 AM #13: |
catboy0_0 posted...
008Zulu posted...Probably for the same reason men like to make jokes about small boobs. Its not as common though. I rarely heard anyone joke about small boobs. --- god damn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 10/07/18 4:13:03 AM #14: |
WARK
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AngryGrandpa 10/07/18 4:17:52 AM #15: |
I like small boobs, medium or big
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Lost_All_Senses 10/07/18 4:20:38 AM #16: |
Me and a lot of people I hang out with make small dick jokes but I never hear women make them. If you joke on yourself it just makes you seem confident.
Well, not never. But way less than dudes. Dick jokes are pretty consistent around here....like really fuckin consistent --- There will always be exceptions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Milkman5 10/07/18 4:22:23 AM #17: |
Average size is as small as 8 inches.
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Lost_All_Senses 10/07/18 4:25:38 AM #18: |
Milkman5 posted...
Average size is as small as 8 inches. You wish the average dick was that big --- There will always be exceptions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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solosnake 10/07/18 4:33:59 AM #19: |
If you are worried about your size, there are routines you can do to help with both length and girth.
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AngryGrandpa 10/07/18 4:46:35 AM #20: |
solosnake posted...
If you are worried about your size, there are routines you can do to help with both length and girth. Yeah, I tried stretching and jelqing. Its hard to stick with it. It takes a lot of time and patience. And its risky if you dont do it correctly. I got a small light bruise on my dick and it hasnt gone away in a year. I quit that shit lol --- god damn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Abiz_ 10/07/18 4:51:52 AM #21: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Milkman5 posted...Average size is as small as 8 inches. You just fell into his "clever and true" brag response. Wait for it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thrashmetal14 10/07/18 5:01:02 AM #22: |
If you have a small dick you gotta settle for a girl with small boobs/no ass. That's just how it is.
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Kineth 10/07/18 5:21:38 AM #23: |
Because they're advertising that they're dick hunters.
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AngryGrandpa 10/07/18 5:32:48 AM #24: |
thrashmetal14 posted...
If you have a small dick you gotta settle for a girl with small boobs/no ass. That's just how it is. Nah. What if youre good with fingers and your mouth? Im a little under 5. Am I really that small? --- god damn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 10/07/18 5:40:00 AM #25: |
AngryGrandpa posted...
thrashmetal14 posted...If you have a small dick you gotta settle for a girl with small boobs/no ass. That's just how it is. If there's no shame in your game, it won't end up mattering, but you will have to deal with some judgment. --- "I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rikasa 10/07/18 5:55:53 AM #26: |
Cuz they're just like... cursed to give and feel less pleasure. And women want pleasure.
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gunplagirl 10/07/18 5:59:40 AM #27: |
Kineth posted...
Because they're advertising that they're dick hunters. *Quickly hides my knife* what, noooooo where'd you get an idea like that --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkrobotisback 10/07/18 5:59:45 AM #28: |
I mean, if they're getting blasted by men with small dicks in the first place...
why should we take them seriously.... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kineth 10/07/18 6:10:34 AM #29: |
gunplagirl posted...
Kineth posted...Because they're advertising that they're dick hunters. lol stop --- "I don't think anyone seriously thinks that Trump supporters orgasm when they see racism in the news." - Me, reassuring Ammonitida ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 10/07/18 7:18:33 AM #30: |
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine. I've heard 5.1 to 5.5 inches Either way I'm 6.5 inches so I'm cool with being average regardless ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Flockaveli 10/07/18 8:04:24 AM #31: |
My dick is small.
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catboy0_0 10/07/18 8:10:20 AM #32: |
rikasa posted...
Cuz they're just like... cursed to give and feel less pleasure. And women want pleasure. pleasure has its purpose in motivating the man to toil --- I obviously like you at least a little to even talk to you -cornman one day I hope to post a message so great it ends up in someones sig -Two_Dee ... Copied to Clipboard!
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sLaCkEr408___RJ 10/07/18 8:10:39 AM #33: |
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine. IIRC, 6 to 6.5 is average. 5 to 5.5 is considered small. 4 or lower is a condition called micropenis. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ultima Dragon 10/07/18 8:12:47 AM #34: |
AngryGrandpa posted...
Nah. What if youre good with fingers and your mouth? Im a little under 5. Am I really that small? 5-ish inches is not terrible. Most girls prefer them on the larger side, but I think yours would still be enough to get the job done if you use it right. Just don't be insecure about it since that's probably the biggest turn off there is. You have to own that shit. Also, be glad that you don't have a true micro penis (like 2 inches or less fully erect iirc?) --- "We know things can move faster than the speed of light because liberal tears are on the ground before something offensive even happens" - Coffeebeanz ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 10/07/18 8:17:44 AM #36: |
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine. I just looked it up and it says 5.16 inches is average. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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catboy0_0 10/07/18 8:21:41 AM #37: |
that data is meaningless
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SaithSayer 10/07/18 8:21:46 AM #38: |
Nice defeatist attitude, TC. Some people decided to deal with the issue by coming up with the Kama Sutra.
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SauI_Goodman 10/07/18 11:54:31 AM #39: |
4 is small but not a micropenis.
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littlebro07 10/07/18 12:00:23 PM #40: |
Isn't the vagina only like 4 or 5 inches deep on average
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SaithSayer 10/07/18 12:01:28 PM #41: |
littlebro07 posted...
Isn't the vagina only like 4 or 5 inches deep on average No woman says this. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BJ-blazkowics 10/07/18 12:01:48 PM #42: |
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine. --- Long live The Fam! They hate us 'cuz they ain't us! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BJ-blazkowics 10/07/18 12:06:00 PM #43: |
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...Average size is 6.5 inches. You should be fine. exactly --- Long live The Fam! They hate us 'cuz they ain't us! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BJ-blazkowics 10/07/18 12:07:49 PM #44: |
littlebro07 posted...
Isn't the vagina only like 4 or 5 inches deep on average add anywhere from 1/4 inch to two inches for labia so you got a baseline of 5.5 inches to 7 inches as minimum needed --- Long live The Fam! They hate us 'cuz they ain't us! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CanuckCowboy 10/07/18 12:14:34 PM #45: |
BJ-blazkowics posted...
littlebro07 posted...Isn't the vagina only like 4 or 5 inches deep on average Lol. Also I'm pretty sure the carpenters wet dream bit is the only small boob joke that even exists. --- "I got a rollatruc, look." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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edededdy 10/07/18 12:15:42 PM #46: |
lmfao this topic is hilarious shit
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AngryGrandpa 10/07/18 6:53:39 PM #47: |
Ultima Dragon posted...
AngryGrandpa posted...Nah. What if youre good with fingers and your mouth? Im a little under 5. Am I really that small? You have to be kidding. I know a lot of women and I heard stories and believe me. Lol no --- god damn ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PogonaVitticeps 10/07/18 6:55:15 PM #48: |
Irony posted...
Idk, but retaliate by saying it only feels small because she is loose as fuck. This usually triggers them tbh. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Space_Man 10/07/18 6:58:56 PM #49: |
Tell her she got a wide vag...wide enough to inconspicuously hide and steal a signed baseball!!
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AngryGrandpa 10/07/18 8:53:20 PM #50: |
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FFVII_REMAKE 10/07/18 9:00:33 PM #51: |
The minimum dick size to pleasure the average woman is at least a foot long. Even then, that's not enough so they need several foot longs a the same time.
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