Poll of the Day > grass is exceedingly high, so i figured i would stop being lazy and cut it

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argonautweakend
09/30/18 4:28:25 PM
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i go get the lawnmower, i "yank the chain" a few times, didnt start. prime it. still no. fill it with gas. prime it. i yank on the chain and my arm goes flailing and the damn cord chain that starts it snaps in half.

well fuck that looks like i aint cutting my grass anytime soon. this pisses me the fuck off because i know im a lazy asshole but when I TRY nothing can even go right.
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streamofthesky
09/30/18 4:33:57 PM
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Just use a sword and practice your spin attack.
You might even find money or other stuff in there.
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dancer62
09/30/18 5:10:41 PM
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I offered to take care of the yard of a friend who took a job out of town. I live in an apartment, so I only have a garden and 300sq ft lawn.

I bought a push reel mower that breaks down small enough for the trunk of the BMW cabrio, and a cordless weedeater.

Her front yard, no problem. Her back yard, overgrown more than two feet tall, too much for the little hand push mower, it has taken weeks of whittling it down with grass whip and weedeater to get it short enough to mow.

I am pleased with the little push mower so far, light, about as easy to push as a gas mower, quiet, and good exercise. And cheap, too, under $100.
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ParanoidObsessive
09/30/18 5:19:37 PM
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argonautweakend posted...
well fuck that looks like i aint cutting my grass anytime soon.

On the plus side, it's the end of the season, so most lawnmowers will be on sale, and you can get a new one cheap if you buy now.


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argonautweakend
09/30/18 5:32:01 PM
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im thinking about it. my mom knows a guy who might be able to fix this but from the looks of it i dont see how, though i am not a handy guy(cept when jo'in though)
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Zeus
09/30/18 5:44:02 PM
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Be careful! It's not safe to wander into tall grass without a Pokemon!

ParanoidObsessive posted...
argonautweakend posted...
well fuck that looks like i aint cutting my grass anytime soon.

On the plus side, it's the end of the season, so most lawnmowers will be on sale, and you can get a new one cheap if you buy now.


Or you could spend that $60 on a shotgun.

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JOExHIGASHI
09/30/18 6:03:04 PM
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get a good pair of scissors
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