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Hayame Zero
09/23/18 6:07:18 PM
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"I've got a sense of humor. I laugh at Tony Danza."
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WilliamPorygon
09/23/18 6:13:57 PM
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"How's my driving?" I'll tell you! Mom, get this number down. 1-800, E-A-T-S... H... Uh, never mind.
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EzeDoesIt
09/23/18 6:14:20 PM
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...Yup.
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JlM
09/23/18 6:21:20 PM
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I just made some new ice, so don't jostle the trays.
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Pittsburgh
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IronChef_Kirby
09/23/18 6:23:06 PM
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"What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up, like a raisin in the sun? Or does it rise to a height of exactly 39 feet, teaching the Zoning Board who not to mess with?"
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Garioshi
09/23/18 6:23:49 PM
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i tell you hwhat boy
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RoboLaserGandhi
09/23/18 6:25:20 PM
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YukihoHagiwara
09/23/18 6:26:54 PM
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peggy hill describing the amenities of a new church during their search for a new one
they have their very own coffee shop, florist, mini-mart, bank, and a dry cleaner that accepts all competitors' coupons," while looking for a new church.

hank hill
If I wanted to go that route, I could just walk around the mall and think about Jesus.

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Zack_Attackv1
09/23/18 6:29:07 PM
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"Man dis dang ol' piece o' crap dang ol' blocked up, deh deh.. crashed out dere den- AAHHHH!!! I AIN'T GOT NO FINGERS!"
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nativengine
09/23/18 6:29:56 PM
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Peggy, no one likes you
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Sayoria
09/23/18 6:31:44 PM
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"That boy ain't right"..... well, yeah. He a libbierul.
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Doom_Art
09/23/18 6:32:58 PM
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Dale: "Do your people even celebrate Thanksgiving?"
John Redcorn: "We did. Once."
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ledbowman
09/23/18 6:35:43 PM
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Look at that one bouncing around in front of God and everybody. Would it kill a tree if she wore a bra?
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mustachedmystic
09/23/18 6:38:27 PM
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I always thought of propane as a dignified lady. But she's not just clean burning, she can also be a dirty girl.

The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town.
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Touch
09/23/18 6:38:35 PM
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Sayoria
09/23/18 6:41:20 PM
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mustachedmystic posted...
I always thought of propane as a dignified lady. But she's not just clean burning, she can also be a dirty girl.

The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane. And I'm tricking her out all over this town.


Hank would fuck propane if he could.
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ThePrinceFish
09/23/18 6:41:31 PM
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Park Ranger: Sir, do you know anything about this?
Boomhauer: Yeah man I tell ya what...Did one of them snipe hunts last night man with them sticks and bags and Whack! Whack! man, go Woooo-loo-loo! ... Talk about big mistake y'all... It's right there in that cooler.
Park Ranger: [confused] Well if any of you see anything, stop by the ranger station.
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Southernfatman
09/23/18 6:41:56 PM
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"You gave him a loaded shotgun?"
"Well, you don't give a toy without batteries."
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WilliamPorygon
09/23/18 6:52:51 PM
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Sayoria posted...
Hank would fuck propane if he could.


"Bobby, I got propane in my urethra." The Simpsons making fun of King of the Hill
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AlephZero
09/23/18 6:55:11 PM
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"Face it Hank, women are getting stronger and men are growing more effeminate. In the future both men and women will visit the gynecologist's, but only women'll be getting their money's worth." - Dale Gribble

Dale was ahead of his time.
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Duck_Hunt_Man
09/23/18 7:00:09 PM
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Dale's Dad: Hank Hill, are you gay?
Hank: What?! No, I sell propane!
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addled
09/23/18 7:02:37 PM
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Hank: Soccer was invented by European Ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking...
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Hayame Zero
09/23/18 7:51:17 PM
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"Why do you keep calling me BILL?!"
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Alpha218
09/23/18 7:53:41 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcHAebR9Aa8" data-time="

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Youngster_Joey_
09/23/18 7:53:53 PM
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addled posted...
Hank: Soccer was invented by European Ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPtgxmA_j2I" data-time="
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TomNook20
09/23/18 7:56:35 PM
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GameGodOfAll
09/23/18 7:57:44 PM
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"Good GOD you got a fat neck."
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Returning_CEmen
09/23/18 7:59:11 PM
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I'm gonna tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street
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ThurmanMerman
09/23/18 8:01:21 PM
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Every year on my birthday (because it was Bill's birthday and he sang it), I send my buddy "Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who. Someone's got a birthday, I wonder who." I also send it to him on his birthday.

One of my favorite KotH moments. We were both watching it like ten years ago, smacked as hell.
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BruceWayneJr
09/23/18 8:08:02 PM
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"You know........ the love?"

My old ex and I used to quote that to each other. Sweet Hank.
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Lordgold666
09/23/18 8:10:12 PM
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Propane and propane accessories
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Hayame Zero
09/23/18 8:46:50 PM
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"How long have you been sitting there?"
"35 years."
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X-Pac_Heat
09/23/18 8:49:44 PM
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"Tojo had me cooped up in a bamboo rat cage! After two weeks I was down to my last rat! I let him live so I could eat his droppings, called it jungle rice! Tasted fine!"
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Ryetoast
09/23/18 8:50:28 PM
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Mary Worth says people who own fancy electronics are called techno sexuals
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X-Pac_Heat
09/23/18 8:53:50 PM
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*honks horn*

That's enough, Hanks Wife! If you got more feelings to express, get in the kitchen and put them in a bundt cake!
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JlM
09/23/18 9:12:33 PM
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You're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse!
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MorbidFaithless
09/23/18 9:19:19 PM
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Pocket sand!
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DarthDemented
09/23/18 9:58:09 PM
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Cotton: My thingies so wide I could pass the baby myself!"
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King Rial
09/23/18 10:00:20 PM
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JlM posted...
I just made some new ice, so don't jostle the trays.

I came in to post that.
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Blue_Target
09/23/18 10:03:54 PM
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"Mom, Dad. I've gotten Luanne pregnant!"
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WilliamPorygon
09/24/18 1:43:00 PM
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"Bills... bills... bills... Why do we keep getting Bill's mail?"
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MC_BatCommander
09/24/18 1:44:43 PM
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Peggy Hill has no.....PENCILS left
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DirkDiggles
09/24/18 1:50:52 PM
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"huuuuuuuuu....6 am and already, that boy ain't right....."
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DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC
09/24/18 1:58:03 PM
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"Khan Jr.! We come to save you from this chicken-fried nightmare!"
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"So much cruelty and madness in these days of despair
That's not the way that I am, no, that's not the way that I am."
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/24/18 1:58:13 PM
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"I'll show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite"
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BCAM1984
09/24/18 2:22:51 PM
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Thats my purse!
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Romans 12:21 - "Do not be overcome by evil, but overcome evil with good."
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Hayame Zero
09/24/18 2:34:44 PM
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I don't know you!!
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ThePrinceFish
09/24/18 2:42:20 PM
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*dick kick*
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EdgeMaster
09/24/18 2:42:51 PM
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Careful Bobby, thats one of them Chinese fighting dogs.
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mustachedmystic
09/24/18 3:22:29 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Peggy Hill has no.....PENCILS left


I love the way he says the word pencils.
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