Current Events > King of the Hill quote topic

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I liked this quote by Hank:

If I had hit him back, it would be a fight. Right now, its assault.

Its good logic to remember.

I also liked how Peggy Hill would pronounce Iwojima with a Spanish accent.

Heh heh... you know I like it hot, sir...
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"Nobody rejects Debbie Grund!!"

"Well I just did."
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...So are you Chinese or Japanese?
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WilliamPorygon posted...

...So are you Chinese or Japanese?

Laosian

Bill: Which ocean?
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WilliamPorygon posted...

...So are you Chinese or Japanese?

I just learned a few days ago that Kahn was voiced by Artie from Pete & Pete.
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"Don't you have some poisons in your truck you can pump in there to make them fall asleep?"

"I do.
But the amount of poison that can put four kids to sleep might also kill an armadillo.
And the kids might not wake up."
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Gawd danggit bobbeh
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NOVELTY grill?!
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"He thinks insurance is some magic fairy who just waves her wand and makes teenage jack-assery disappear"
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Hank: Soccer was invented by European Ladies to keep them busy while their husbands did the cooking...
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Wariodorf posted...

"I know how tough it is for you right now, curled up lying in your own emotional vomit. You're in hell now, Boomhauer, and the only way out is through a long dark tunnel. And you're afraid to go in because there's a train coming at you, carrying a boxcar full of heartbreak. Well, let me tell you something: All you can do is let it hit you, and then try to find your legs. I know. I've taken that hit more times than I can remember. Look at me, Boomhauer. I'm fat, and I'm old, and every day I'm just going to wake up fatter and older. Yet somehow I manage to drag this fat old bald bastard out into the alley every day. I'm out there, digging holes, falling into them, climbing out, trying again. And tomorrow I'm going to hang outside at a ladies' prison, and the first thing those lady cons are going to see after twenty years is me. Will I get one? Experience says no. Will I be out there next month? If I'm alive, you'd better believe it. You've got to get up off that cannon bed, slip into a tight T-shirt, wash off some of that cologne, and get yourself out of that tunnel and into some strange woman's bed!"

This is definitely one of my favorite KotH moments.
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"In my day, the principle was the meanest sum bitch God ever put on one leg. He'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at ya. Then when you were standing there shocked that a one legged man had kicked ya, he's bite ya."
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"Where's the button to turn myself in?"
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"Hank, do something useful for once in your life and help me carry Hitler's canoe out to this patriot's car."
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"I was not flirting. I didn't even mention that I work in propane"
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"I got bad news, guys. Chet Elderson died. Natural causes."

Bill farts
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Hank "Firm but with a little give. Yup, these are medium-rare"

Bobby "What if somebody wants theirs well-done?"

Hank "We ask them politely, yet firmly, to leave"
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Dale: "Hank, if you're steering then who's taking off your shirt?"
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Dale: "A storm that strong will send an egg through a barn door. Two barn doors if one of thems open"
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Hank: "You're talking like a song from the Lion King. Stop that"
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"Woah there Dr. Feelgood. I work in a propane dealership, not woodstock."
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"Why must you speak through guys like him? Why is it never me?"
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Joe Jack: "How's your back, honey?"
Hank: "Great, Joe Jack. How's your gambling problem?"
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"Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hot dog"
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Lets make this a 500 topic.

"Lets go Bobby. We're done with this jackass festival"
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Hank - "I had no idea you could say that word on television, let alone advertise medication for it"
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"Anyway, it was some game. Mr. Strickland got up under more balls than a midget hooker!"
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"I'm a mooner!"
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"no, you are not tripping, that is an emu" Hank
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Bobby: Wematanye wants us to honor the bird's sacred spirit!
Hank: And we will do just that in the dumpster behind Stuckey's.
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Peggie: "Teach me to walk."
Cotton: "Are you ready to hate me more than you've ever hated anyone in your life?"
Peggie: "I already do!"
Cotton: "Then we're half way there."
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Cotton: you must have got those weak ankles from you mother, because I didnt have any when I did her.
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Dad, why do you hate things you dont understand?

Bobby, I dont hate you
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I killed fiddy men!
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"Well, well, well. Jo-hon Redcorn."

"...Pe-eggy Hill."
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She ain't fat, I gots 'er knocked up!
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Dale, that's asinine, and here's four reasons why.
First, You're not gonna clone a super-warrior out of a guy who can't even win a thumb-wrestling match.
Two: You've spent your life swearing that the robots will exterminate the clones by the end of 2010, so which is it, robots or clones?
Three: You've already said you sympathize with the invading Mongolians of 2087, so you'd be the last one they'd send to fight'em.
And four: If you were from the future, you would've seen this coming! *punches Dale*
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"Nancy, it's going to be a long night, boil up some mountain dew" - Dale
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Dale: What happens if my tee shot lands on a bird's back and he carries it out of bounds but then is attacked by a larger bird who grabs the ball and drops it in the hole? Is that still a hole in one? 'Cause that's how I'm gonna play it.

Hank: Dangit, Dale, it already happened once, what are the odds of it happening again?
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