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MrMallard 09/23/18 5:19:18 AM #1: |
If you ever end up in a jail
Make sure you have friends to pay bail Or you'll sit in a cell Being bored as all hell And communicate only by mail --- I still hear trains at night, when the wind is right. Now playing: Fortnite (NS), Stardew Valley, Tales of Symphonia: DotNW, Borderlands ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 09/23/18 5:36:35 AM #2: |
There once was a man from Nantucket
Nantucket contains the southernmost settlement in Massachusetts. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Close 09/23/18 5:37:11 AM #3: |
Limerick is a good name.
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dr_marble 09/23/18 5:37:12 AM #4: |
*snaps*
--- "Something, something, Danger Zone!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 09/23/18 5:48:53 AM #5: |
There once was a fella named Finnegan
Who escaped from a jail so to sin again He broke laws by the dozen Even stole from his cousin So the jail he broke out of, he's in again --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 09/23/18 5:53:49 AM #6: |
A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four Divided by seven Plus five times eleven Is nine squared and not a bit more --- "Never seen a group of people more obsessed with a man's naked, hairy ass than the men at Current Events." -SBAllen 2018 We live in a society ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 09/25/18 3:36:06 AM #7: |
There once was a young man from Lyme
Who married three wives at a time When asked, "Why a third?" He replied, "One's absurd, And two of 'em, sir, is a crime." --- "Of course not, Dee. Think of the smell. You haven't thought of the smell, you b*****!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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King Rial 09/27/18 12:39:17 AM #8: |
The limerick is furtive and mean.
You must keep her in close quarantine. Or she sneaks to the slums, And promptly becomes, Disorderly, drunk and obscene. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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