Poll of the Day > I decided to run for student president of my school

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-Komaiko54-
09/20/18 9:07:46 PM
#1:


:D

What do you think the best way to win is?
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trodi_911
09/20/18 9:08:30 PM
#2:


Smear campaigns and bribes.
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SunWuKung420
09/20/18 9:09:09 PM
#3:


Dance.
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Jen0125
09/20/18 9:15:31 PM
#4:


Tell everyone you're gay
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JOExHIGASHI
09/20/18 9:16:51 PM
#5:


Be more popular
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Cacciato
09/20/18 9:17:49 PM
#6:


Jen0125 posted...
Tell everyone you're gay

I was gonna say it sounds like the First Lady position is gonna be interesting to fill
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EclairReturns
09/20/18 9:22:16 PM
#7:


It's a popularity contest. You either win if people like you, or lose if people like the other bloke more. You can't really do anything to change the outcomes of your high school election.
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-Komaiko54-
09/20/18 9:30:00 PM
#8:


Cacciato posted...
Jen0125 posted...
Tell everyone you're gay

I was gonna say it sounds like the First Lady position is gonna be interesting to fill


BULLY

EclairReturns posted...
It's a popularity contest. You either win if people like you, or lose if people like the other bloke more. You can't really do anything to change the effects of your high school election.


good thing everyone already likes me
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-Komaiko54-
09/21/18 3:55:32 PM
#9:


Kay I locked my choice in, I'm a lttle worried because I'm going up against some hefty competition
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Sarcasthma
09/21/18 4:01:03 PM
#10:


Print a bunch of song lyrics and post them all around your school.
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Chewster
09/21/18 4:05:29 PM
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Dude nobody gives a fuck about high school student government presidents. I didn't even give a fuck about it when I was in high school. This is why everyone on the board makes fun of you
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Mead
09/21/18 4:15:59 PM
#12:


Tell them that if they vote for you all of their wildest dreams will come true
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GenericGuy
09/21/18 4:17:46 PM
#13:


Vote for me: gain 4 inches
Vote for someone else: lose penis

Should secure you all the male votes.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
09/21/18 4:30:00 PM
#15:


Get a third party to throw a vague allegation at your opponent from many years ago.
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Mead
09/21/18 4:32:00 PM
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Get a third party to throw a vague allegation at your opponent from many years ago.


Okie dokie Alex Jones
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LOLIAmAnAlt
09/21/18 4:36:39 PM
#17:


Mead posted...
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Get a third party to throw a vague allegation at your opponent from many years ago.


Okie dokie Alex Jones

It's not like the current thing going on is the first time this has ever happened.
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Mead
09/21/18 4:40:07 PM
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LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Mead posted...
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Get a third party to throw a vague allegation at your opponent from many years ago.


Okie dokie Alex Jones

It's not like the current thing going on is the first time this has ever happened.


I just hope you read my post in the voice of Short Round
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LOLIAmAnAlt
09/21/18 4:42:21 PM
#19:


Mead posted...
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Mead posted...
LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Get a third party to throw a vague allegation at your opponent from many years ago.


Okie dokie Alex Jones

It's not like the current thing going on is the first time this has ever happened.


I just hope you read my post in the voice of Short Round

I have no idea what that is lol
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-Komaiko54-
09/21/18 6:09:23 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Print a bunch of song lyrics and post them all around your school.


No, you are NOT fucking funny

Chewster posted...
Dude nobody gives a fuck about high school student government presidents. I didn't even give a fuck about it when I was in high school. This is why everyone on the board makes fun of you


Shut the fuck up my school's small enough where it actually matters. Looks good on the App, too

LOLIAmAnAlt posted...
Get a third party to throw a vague allegation at your opponent from many years ago.


lol
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Cacciato
09/21/18 6:58:55 PM
#21:


Chewster posted...
Dude nobody gives a fuck

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green dragon
09/21/18 7:23:32 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
What do you think the best way to win is?

Drink a whiskey drink

No really, while giving your speech, drink a whiskey drink when you're done it. People will go crazy
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EnvyFox
09/21/18 7:55:20 PM
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trodi_911 posted...
Smear campaigns and bribes.

"*insert opponent's name here... actually, let's call him Ricky* will be running for student president once again this year. In the previous year, he has successfully broken up fights between students peacefully, personally tutored others in his free time, set up events that many agreed were safe but fun and, overall, seems to have his school's best interest at heart... but did you know that Ricky PEES HIS PANTS!? That's right! In his first grade year, Ricky wet himself in front of the whole class during a show and tell presentation. There was a wet spot and everything. The whole situation was gross. Politics make strange bedfellows... because Ricky probably peed on the bed first. Plus, I heard he liked My Little Pony but, like, the 1984 version. That's weird."

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TheWorstPoster
09/21/18 8:01:06 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
:D

What do you think the best way to win is?


Lie. Cheat. Steal. Plagiarize. Run endless attack ads. Accuse your opponent of colluding with another school, just to cover your tracks, because you did just that. Have sex with the hottest cheerleader, and deny all allegations that it was rape.
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EnvyFox
09/21/18 8:11:48 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
:D

What do you think the best way to win is?


Lie. Cheat. Steal.


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zebatov
09/21/18 8:51:23 PM
#26:


trodi_911 posted...
Smear campaigns and bribes.

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Honestly you're coming to PotD for advice? Haha.
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Sarcasthma
09/22/18 5:59:40 AM
#27:


-Komaiko54- posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Print a bunch of song lyrics and post them all around your school.


No, you are NOT fucking funny

I was giving you serious advice, you jerk.
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EclairReturns
09/22/18 6:01:25 AM
#28:


Sarcasthma posted...
serious advice


Well, even if it were serious advice, it's not like it would be good advice, since posting song lyrics on this board only gets him trolled and ridiculed.
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Sarcasthma
09/22/18 6:24:50 AM
#29:


EclairReturns posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
serious advice


Well, even if it were serious advice, it's not like it would be good advice, since posting song lyrics on this board only gets him trolled and ridiculed.

Posting song lyrics is his passion. Don't you think he should share his passions during his campaign?
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EclairReturns
09/22/18 6:26:32 AM
#30:


Sarcasthma posted...
he should share his passions


Not if it makes him unpopular. Then again, the average age of this board's users is higher than that of the average high school student, so you may be right.
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EclairReturns
09/22/18 6:31:48 AM
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Then again, it's likely I'm taking this too seriously, again. >_>
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Sarcasthma
09/22/18 6:37:44 AM
#32:


EclairReturns posted...
Then again, it's likely I'm taking this too seriously, again. >_>

Bingo! :p
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Nomak-54
09/22/18 5:15:30 PM
#33:


EclairReturns posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
he should share his passions


Not if it makes him unpopular. Then again, the average age of this board's users is higher than that of the average high school student, so you may be right.


He's obviously trolling. Only a fool would believe anything they'd say
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