Poll of the Day > "Hey, does (person) have a boyfriend?"

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-Komaiko54-
09/18/18 8:31:22 PM
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ooooh I feel so bad. so awhile ago I was saying to this guy like hey, does [codename: gabby] have a boyfriend because in my mind I was setting up for a really killer joke but no he thought I actually had a crush on her. He told his brother who told Gabby herself who must've told others cause a couple kids were hitting me up like yo you got a crush on gabby? Like holy shit it all makes sense now, but gosh I feel kinda' bad if she actually thought I had a crush on her. Like I was just trying to make a funny joke :C
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TheWorstPoster
09/18/18 8:36:29 PM
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Happened me to today.

Cute Asian girl sitting in back of me at my math class. Real cute. 3 years younger than me. She was taken :(
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Jen0125
09/18/18 8:37:10 PM
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"Why the fuck do you think I'm gay bro I'm not fucking gay. I love pussy, I'm in deep love with the female anatomy. Male anatomy? Gross. Not gay bro so stop with this stupid ass meme" - Komaiko54 - 2018
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CacciatoPart3
09/18/18 8:46:32 PM
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Fixed it
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ASlaveObeys
09/18/18 8:53:05 PM
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i have a crush on gabby
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xjayguyx
09/18/18 9:05:08 PM
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TheWorstPoster posted...
Happened me to today.

Cute Asian girl sitting in back of me at my math class. Real cute. 3 years younger than me. She was taken :(


That's what girls say when they are not into you. Sorry.
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man101
09/18/18 9:06:32 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
"Why the fuck do you think I'm gay bro I'm not fucking gay. I love pussy, I'm in deep love with the female anatomy. Male anatomy? Gross. Not gay bro so stop with this stupid ass meme" - Komaiko54 - 2018


An instant classic
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Smarkil
09/18/18 9:06:38 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
"Why the fuck do you think I'm gay bro I'm not fucking gay. I love pussy, I'm in deep love with the female anatomy. Male anatomy? Gross. Not gay bro so stop with this stupid ass meme" - Komaiko54 - 2018


He's very much aroused at the sight of a naked woman
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zebatov
09/18/18 9:22:05 PM
#9:


CSB.

CYTiA?
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green dragon
09/18/18 9:23:14 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
i have a crush on gabby

Gabby Solis, played by Eva Longoria, from the hit show Desperate Housewives?
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-Komaiko54-
09/18/18 9:25:17 PM
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You guys are mean
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TheWorstPoster
09/18/18 9:25:59 PM
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xjayguyx posted...
TheWorstPoster posted...
Happened me to today.

Cute Asian girl sitting in back of me at my math class. Real cute. 3 years younger than me. She was taken :(


That's what girls say when they are not into you. Sorry.


Then they all are taken.

Especially the ones who already have boyfriends.
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ASlaveObeys
09/18/18 9:28:32 PM
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green dragon posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
i have a crush on gabby

Gabby Solis, played by Eva Longoria, from the hit show Desperate Housewives?

never saw that show, but she is a beautiful lady, so yes.
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Cruddy_horse
09/18/18 9:30:48 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
The fuck did I do to deserve this? All I said was I wasn't gay. I've been trying to get boo'd up for a long time now, I even used to sig her, and now you guys think I'm gay for some reason? Are you really going to meme this when it's not even funny in the first place? Where the fuck did this even come from just outta the blue "LOL U LIK MEN" it's not amusing in any way shape or form. I just wanted to post a topic because my gym thot friend posted a video of her showing off her abs with a little under bob and I was like OOOOOh cuz it was was so fucking hot and I wanted to lick her chiseled muscles so fucking bad but she's fucking in a relationship goddammnit my life is actually kinda' tragic when you think about it because it's gonna be hard af to find someone cool to chill with. Like for fucks sake I was in three relationships sort of and they were all girls too. You think my female anatomy was a fucking joke? Mother fucker I was being serious. Women are too perfect for the eye to behold. But it's more than that. It's the emotion, the character (ethos if you will) that goes into it.

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET A BOO AND NOW I'M GETTING PERSONALLY ATTACKED I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAND!


Jesus Christ, you have some issues.
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MrMelodramatic
09/18/18 9:35:17 PM
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Cruddy_horse posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
The fuck did I do to deserve this? All I said was I wasn't gay. I've been trying to get boo'd up for a long time now, I even used to sig her, and now you guys think I'm gay for some reason? Are you really going to meme this when it's not even funny in the first place? Where the fuck did this even come from just outta the blue "LOL U LIK MEN" it's not amusing in any way shape or form. I just wanted to post a topic because my gym thot friend posted a video of her showing off her abs with a little under bob and I was like OOOOOh cuz it was was so fucking hot and I wanted to lick her chiseled muscles so fucking bad but she's fucking in a relationship goddammnit my life is actually kinda' tragic when you think about it because it's gonna be hard af to find someone cool to chill with. Like for fucks sake I was in three relationships sort of and they were all girls too. You think my female anatomy was a fucking joke? Mother fucker I was being serious. Women are too perfect for the eye to behold. But it's more than that. It's the emotion, the character (ethos if you will) that goes into it.

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GET A BOO AND NOW I'M GETTING PERSONALLY ATTACKED I DON'T FUCKING UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAND!


Jesus Christ, you have some issues.

Did you make this up or is this from another topic?
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