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UnfairRepresent 09/14/18 4:50:11 PM #1: |
You're on your way home one day when suddenly you are roughly engulfed in light and adbucted by aliens into a cold steel spaceship.
A large powerful alien smacks you across the chops, throws you onto the ground hard and stomps on your face, pressing its foot down against your skull that feels like being trapped underneath a bookcase. Then it says in a deep booming voice: "Absolutely pathetic. A planet of foolishness, debauchery, crude violent nonsense and a species who do nothing but wage war, shout pedantry and watch as each other starve. You're children all! A complete wasteland of nothing but a cavalcade of pointlessness, failure and suffering. Unworthy of existing" It then moves it foot, lifts you up and presses you against a wall. "I am patient so I grant you one vestige to prove your worth. You have one chance human, one last oppotunity to save your world. Give me one reason. One single reason why I shouldn't destroy this wretched planet where I stand. One reason why humanity deserves to go on living. What is it?" The ship has its Star Destroyer weapons aimed at Earth that would destroy all biological life inside of 37 minutes. What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thronedfire2 09/14/18 4:50:51 PM #2: |
I ask if I can press the button
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Brig_Jackson 09/14/18 4:51:05 PM #3: |
I would spunk all over the aliens face. Show them what a facial really is.
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SageHarpuia 09/14/18 4:51:27 PM #4: |
"Can I give the order?"
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Lordgold666 09/14/18 4:52:17 PM #5: |
Id ask them if i could press the button to do it
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Zikten 09/14/18 4:53:23 PM #6: |
I say "this is my normal form. And this.....is a super human. This is to go even further beyond. Or you could call it a super human 2. And THIS......is to go....even..... FURTHER! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"
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Darkrobotisback 09/14/18 4:53:37 PM #7: |
I'll just tell em...
"Fuck earth, you can blow it up for all I care" --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/14/18 4:54:04 PM #8: |
Lordgold666 posted...
Id ask them if i could press the button to do it SageHarpuia posted... "Can I give the order?" thronedfire2 posted... I ask if I can press the button WTF CE? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EbonTitanium 09/14/18 4:58:47 PM #10: |
If I was to check your internet history would I find something worse?
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synth_real 09/14/18 6:54:23 PM #11: |
Our planet is the only one with beer.
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Paragon21XX 09/14/18 7:00:11 PM #12: |
The same way the Z-Fighters were able convince Beerus to spare Earth in Dragon Ball Super: we have the best food in the universe.
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ThanksUglyGod 09/14/18 7:02:16 PM #13: |
I'd show them a pic of my best friend Wesley
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nativengine 09/14/18 7:05:27 PM #14: |
Brah, have you tried Taco Bell?
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monkmith 09/14/18 7:08:24 PM #15: |
helicopter dance, that doesn't work i dont know what would.
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Turbam 09/14/18 7:10:44 PM #16: |
"heh...is that all you got?"
*teleports behind him* *impales him with my katana* "this is too easy" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/14/18 8:46:35 PM #17: |
Turbam posted...
"heh...is that all you got?" 1. That's stupid 2. They will now kill everyone --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Touch 09/14/18 8:53:15 PM #18: |
Goats posted...
"If you have the resources to go blowing up planets willy nilly, it's probably not going to be a big deal to let a single planet live. We're a shrewd, calculating people and in 100 years when we take our place among the stars, we'll remember the mercy you show today and be your most stalwart ally deoxys" Deoxys is actually their archenemy and they proceed to destroy earth --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 09/14/18 8:54:11 PM #19: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Turbam posted..."heh...is that all you got?" No, I already killed all of them with my blade --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 09/14/18 8:55:01 PM #20: |
Shenmue 3
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MabusIncarnate 09/14/18 8:55:23 PM #21: |
Show them some really fucked up porn just because.
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WilliamPorygon 09/14/18 8:59:16 PM #22: |
It's not worth destroying all the other wonderful creatures on Earth just to get rid of humans
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Irregardless 09/14/18 9:02:32 PM #23: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
crude violent nonsense Says the creature threatening to murder billions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 09/14/18 9:15:51 PM #24: |
"You kill your child for the sin of immaturity?"
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UnfairRepresent 09/14/18 9:18:30 PM #25: |
MabusIncarnate posted...
Show them some really fucked up porn just because. lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MoistenedYouth 09/14/18 9:56:04 PM #26: |
boobs
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tremain07 09/14/18 9:57:18 PM #27: |
Go for it, the world is shit anyway.
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Sphyx 09/14/18 10:15:39 PM #28: |
"Do what you want.
Now, take me to your leader" --- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 09/14/18 10:24:36 PM #29: |
"Because this is the planet where a large, black, British man named Wesley lives."
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UnfairRepresent 09/15/18 4:11:13 AM #30: |
Sphyx posted...
"Do what you want. what they want is to kill everyone --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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St0rmFury 09/15/18 4:13:29 AM #31: |
"We can create porn of anything."
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Skyrim_Guard 09/15/18 4:22:34 AM #32: |
Arrest them disturbing the peace
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Panthera 09/15/18 4:34:47 AM #33: |
I tell them I won't cooperate with their stupid games. Anyone who plots mass genocide isn't going to be dissuaded because a random person said not to do it, they either aren't going to do it regardless of what I say or they're evil bastards who will do it no matter what.
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Big_Nabendu 09/15/18 4:37:38 AM #34: |
We have master chief
I ain't worried --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ryven 09/15/18 4:42:33 AM #35: |
'The next Avengers movie hasnt come out yet, CMON BRO'
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UnfairRepresent 09/15/18 4:47:09 AM #36: |
Big_Nabendu posted...
We have master chief that's a fictional character --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 09/15/18 4:48:25 AM #37: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Big_Nabendu posted...We have master chief These aliens are also fictional Checkmate Buddhists --- Meow! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 09/15/18 4:51:21 AM #38: |
we may not be able to save earth
but we can avenge it --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 09/15/18 5:16:42 AM #39: |
Rika_Furude posted...
we may not be able to save earth No you can't. they are going to kill everyone --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 09/15/18 5:46:49 AM #40: |
thronedfire2 posted...
I ask if I can press the button This --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Doge 09/15/18 5:52:07 AM #41: |
I distract with my very wow Doge memes while Doge lunar forces flank them from behind boarding their ship and disabling or taking control of major systems saveing the Earth
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Distant_Rainbow 09/15/18 5:52:24 AM #42: |
"Go ahead. But I bet you can't destroy all life within 30 minutes. Arrogant ****."
Then shoot the alien for good measure. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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E32005 09/15/18 10:39:56 AM #43: |
Id say Trump is president so let me press the button
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UnfairRepresent 09/15/18 10:55:41 AM #44: |
E32005 posted...
Id say Trump is president so let me press the button You'd wipe out all life on Earth just to spite Donald Trump? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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silentwing26x 09/15/18 10:58:11 AM #45: |
didnt realize CE has so many psycopaths
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UnfairRepresent 09/16/18 6:05:16 AM #46: |
silentwing26x posted...
didnt realize CE has so many psycopaths silentwing26x posted... didnt realize CE has so many psycopaths For real --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dash_Harber 09/16/18 6:06:44 AM #47: |
"We may be incredibly failures currently, but we have the potential to change the entire universe if we can just find some reason to unify ourselves"
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PiOverlord 09/16/18 7:40:05 AM #48: |
I assume the reason they are even asking is because they have a set of morals.
I tell them that we are like them, intelligent beings, not quite as far along, but we deserve the same chance they got. To kill us is to kill a potential great deal of achievements, and perhaps one day, we will have something to give back to the universe for the benefit of all. I let them know of our culture, our emotions, our dreams, I give us a name and a face, not just a group of slobby humans. It's really disgusting people are saying "push it" because of a handful of people when most of humanity are good people. Perhaps we are misguided at times, and we can fall pray to the current rousing speeches of tyrants, but in the end, we care about our neighbor, and I can only hope that an alien race that must have seen its fair share of struggles would appreciate the similarities. --- Number of legendary 500 post topics: 26, 500th posts: 20; PiO ATTN: 2 RotM wins 1, Rejoice my comrades, utopia awaits once Capitalism dies and communism rises. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PrettyBoyFloyd 09/16/18 8:35:16 AM #49: |
Wouldn't the invaders be just as corrupt if they wanted to kill everyone for the same reasons ?
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PrettyBoyFloyd 09/16/18 8:54:13 AM #50: |
Also what if the invaders lean Conservative or are like the Galactic Empire ?
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