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Parappa09 09/12/18 3:11:31 AM #1: |
i was going to bring $50 to the casinos since im not a big gambler, only done it twice before in my life
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OwlRammer 09/12/18 3:19:07 AM #2: |
$51, be a high roller
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gunplagirl 09/12/18 3:20:19 AM #3: |
$51 and a nickel for a nickel slot
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YukihoHagiwara 09/12/18 3:22:14 AM #4: |
Smell that air! Couldn't you just drink it like booze?!
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dawiseone4 09/12/18 3:25:25 AM #5: |
idk where you plan on gambling because minimum bet for most tables is like $20
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_BlueMonk 09/12/18 3:26:36 AM #6: |
my girlfriend said i can max out all my credit cards to gamble in las vegas this weekend
it'd be so easy though. all i have to do is not lose. ugh! --- It's Seulgi time! <3 https://i.imgtc.com/Y9zHH1n.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 09/12/18 3:29:01 AM #7: |
dawiseone4 posted...
idk where you plan on gambling because minimum bet for most tables is like $20 i might just stick to the lolslots then which are the best? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slothica 09/12/18 3:32:31 AM #8: |
No more than you're prepared to lose.
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SiO4 09/12/18 3:33:10 AM #9: |
All slots are the worst. I work with them every day...in NYS.
If you just want to chill and screw around play Roulette. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 09/12/18 3:35:57 AM #10: |
Parappa09 posted...
dawiseone4 posted...idk where you plan on gambling because minimum bet for most tables is like $20 Not the ones closer to the front. Ones off near the bathrooms or whatever are less likely to be used and therefore they will be more likely to be close to their payout. --- Pew pew! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 09/12/18 3:41:15 AM #11: |
SiO4 posted...
All slots are the worst. I work with them every day...in NYS. it's about 50/50 chance to win. though the odd's slightly lower because of the green number. pays out huge if it lands on 00. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 09/12/18 3:51:48 AM #12: |
Are you sure the payout is more on the greens.
I'm pretty sure it's the same. Higher payouts on the greens is a bit of a misnomer. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kingdrake2 09/12/18 3:53:00 AM #13: |
SiO4 posted...
Are you sure the payout is more on the greens. omg, the casino is trying to screw us over gawd damnit. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_BlueMonk 09/12/18 3:55:15 AM #14: |
im still mad about having to pay resort fees.
im going to be paying 40 dollars a night! ugh! at least i didn't pay cash for the rooms. i used credit card points. 35k for 500 dollars worth of travel! thank you chase! --- It's Seulgi time! <3 https://i.imgtc.com/Y9zHH1n.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 09/12/18 3:58:40 AM #15: |
slothica posted...
No more than you're prepared to lose. This is the only true answer kingdrake2 posted... SiO4 posted...Are you sure the payout is more on the greens. I hope you are laughing with me. Because I know a thing or two about how casinos screw people over. Luckily I do not have the gambling gene...Thank God because that shit is nasty. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProfessorKukui 09/12/18 4:05:18 AM #16: |
tree fiddy
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Kineth 09/12/18 4:16:59 AM #17: |
dawiseone4 posted...
idk where you plan on gambling because minimum bet for most tables is like $20 Also because there's more to do in Vegas than gamble. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tropicalwood 09/12/18 4:18:23 AM #18: |
Bring everything and bet on black. Trust me.
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kingdrake2 09/12/18 10:23:03 AM #19: |
i can't laugh at this, they're screwing over the consumer on day 1. i admit the buffet prices at some of the casino's are reasonable but that's all i can give credit for.
it had to start from the goddamn roulette machine too. fucking bastards. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 09/12/18 3:12:39 PM #20: |
at SFO waiting for the southwest flight out to vegas
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green butter 09/12/18 3:14:22 PM #21: |
my wife says to bring money for covers and stuff if you are going to clubs/pool parties, unless you have a good ratio with your group
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Parappa09 09/12/18 3:23:56 PM #22: |
green butter posted...
my wife says to bring money for covers and stuff if you are going to clubs/pool parties, unless you have a good ratio with your group 2 guys and 2 girls in our group im expecting the girls to get tons of free drinks i think we might do a big night out tomorrow after our grand canyon trip. i dont want to be hungover for that --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 09/12/18 3:47:13 PM #23: |
the seats and space on southwest are p good
way better than the budget european airlines --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 09/12/18 3:51:02 PM #25: |
gunplagirl posted...
Parappa09 posted...dawiseone4 posted...idk where you plan on gambling because minimum bet for most tables is like $20 bullshit myth. modern day slot machines are glorified random number generating computers. --- People die when they are killed. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 09/12/18 3:55:15 PM #26: |
Itachi157 posted...
How has the trip been so far? Impressions on California? weirdly i thought i would enjoy LA a lot more than SF, but its been the other way round LA was far too big and i feel like id need friends to take me around and be a guide. also its tricky to find the good spots to hang out and eat in SF the people are super friendly and ive not bad any problems (apart from crazy homeless people in popeyes). also i was blown away at how pretty the houses are and the public transport. it felt a tiny bit like a european city. it wasnt as expensive as i thought it would be but i think we avoided the pricey joints --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Trent 09/12/18 3:57:53 PM #27: |
if you're going to play slots, just throw the 50 bucks away
if you're going to play tables, just keep the 50 bucks and use it to buy a dinner somewhere instead no reason to even approach gambling with 50 bucks --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended ... Copied to Clipboard!
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monkmith 09/12/18 4:05:07 PM #28: |
The Trent posted...
if you're going to play slots, just throw the 50 bucks away spoken like a gambling addict. casinos are adult arcade machines, set a budget you're comfortable with and go waste time TC. --- People die when they are killed. Quando il gioco e finito, il re e il pedone vanno nella stessa scatola ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Trent 09/12/18 4:07:02 PM #29: |
you clearly don't have an idea of how much "time you can waste" with 50 bucks
it'll run through in like 15 minutes, maybe less at a slot might as well just keep it --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 09/14/18 4:06:26 AM #30: |
so i spent $50 on slots and ended up with $144 in the end
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Bok_Choi 09/14/18 4:11:49 AM #31: |
Parappa09 posted...
so i spent $50 on slots and ended up with $144 in the end ce BTFO --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 09/14/18 4:47:34 AM #32: |
Bok_Choi posted...
Parappa09 posted...so i spent $50 on slots and ended up with $144 in the end i aint even lyin bro --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iClockwork 09/14/18 4:54:45 AM #33: |
Parappa09 posted...
im expecting the girls to get tons of free drinks If you're in Vegas gambling every drink should be free. DO NOT PAY FOR DRINKS they will be brought to you. I always bring $7,000-$10,000 but that's for a week trip. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EpicMickeyDrew 09/14/18 4:57:22 AM #34: |
Parappa09 posted...
Bok_Choi posted...Parappa09 posted...so i spent $50 on slots and ended up with $144 in the end Whoa nice, if you spend that $144 you could end up with over $400 --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MabusIncarnate 09/14/18 5:00:31 AM #35: |
Oh, shit. I was gonna say like 4 grand.
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knutjob 09/14/18 6:02:34 AM #36: |
Casinos don't have as big an advantage as people think. People lose so much money because they tend to keep playing until they lose.
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Jiek_Fafn 09/14/18 6:57:51 AM #37: |
That $50 bucks on slots will last anywhere from 15 minutes to several hours depending on your luck.
My first time out there I spent like $40 on gambling for like 6 hours worth of drinks/entertainment. Every time Id get low i would win like $50. I thought it was a good time to money investment. --- PSN: Jiek FFRK: Tyro God Wall KZcv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 09/14/18 7:13:06 AM #38: |
knutjob posted...
Casinos don't have as big an advantage as people think. People lose so much money because they tend to keep playing until they lose. Agreed. Basically, if you hand me a 100 dollar bill, and in return, I give you 94 bucks back, we can keep doing that all day long. I'm still making money. Now, remember, your average slot spin takes about 4 seconds. So, ever four seconds I can potentially make $6 off of your wager...give or take. Gambling is such a nasty addiction. It's really too bad it is considered an 'Alright Vise' by the mainstream. ...Which thusly has been engineered as such. "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" is a marketing ploy. ....Meh, I could go on... --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iClockwork 09/14/18 8:04:28 AM #39: |
SiO4 posted...
if you hand me a 100 dollar bill, and in return, I give you 94 bucks back, we can keep doing that all day long. I'm still making money. um no, you just lost $6 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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knutjob 09/14/18 8:18:24 AM #40: |
iClockwork posted...
SiO4 posted...if you hand me a 100 dollar bill, and in return, I give you 94 bucks back, we can keep doing that all day long. I'm still making money. He is the casino in that scenario. Slot machines typically return between 90 and 98 percent of the money put into them (for reference roulette is about 97 and blackjack 99) but the difference to table games is that the variance is huge. Understanding the statistical advantage casinos hold is the key to knowing when you have an advantage and when you can make money from gambling. Unfortunately it's also the best way to get blacklisted since casinos actually like punters to endlessly pump money into machines hunting for 'the big one'. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 09/14/18 8:19:10 AM #41: |
I go for 4 days and bring 2500 in cash
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knutjob 09/14/18 8:22:13 AM #43: |
iClockwork posted...
knutjob posted...Slot machines typically return between 90 and 98 percent of the money put into them (for reference roulette is about 97 and blackjack 99) Since machines are in most cases legally required to declare their rtp%, I promise you it is. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iClockwork 09/14/18 8:27:01 AM #44: |
knutjob posted...
Since machines are in most cases legally required to declare their rtp%, I promise you it is. And I promise you that Nevada law says that the return has to be no lower than 75%. I've literally worked on these machines and installed them in multiple states. Many Indian casinos outside Vegas sit around 80-85% You're also making it sound like hes gonna get the 98% he put in back when that isn't the case at all. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KiwiTerraRizing 09/14/18 8:30:46 AM #45: |
knutjob posted...
iClockwork posted...knutjob posted...Slot machines typically return between 90 and 98 percent of the money put into them (for reference roulette is about 97 and blackjack 99) Hes correct, its all published. State gaming requires it. --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider ... Copied to Clipboard!
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knutjob 09/14/18 8:30:51 AM #46: |
iClockwork posted...
knutjob posted...Since machines are in most cases legally required to declare their rtp%, I promise you it is. It sounds like that because you deleted the part where I said they have very high variance ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Parappa09 09/14/18 5:10:43 PM #47: |
knutjob posted...
Casinos don't have as big an advantage as people think. People lose so much money because they tend to keep playing until they lose. yeah i stopped about an hour and a half in when i was up $100 i also got a free rum and coke Jiek_Fafn posted... That $50 bucks on slots will last anywhere from 15 minutes to several hours depending on your luck. bro thats exactly how i approached it im not a gambler so i was there for the fun, but more importantly, because its vegas. i would have regretted not going to the casinos --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nativengine 09/14/18 5:17:46 PM #48: |
Bring $50, take everything you win and pocket that shit. Once youve lost that $50, stop. Dont reach into your pocket and think oh well Ill win it back. No, keep your winnings, never gamble them. Hopefully youll have won more than you came in with.
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sktgamer_13dude 09/14/18 5:18:53 PM #49: |
dawiseone4 posted...
idk where you plan on gambling because minimum bet for most tables is like $20 Depends on where you go. Pretty sure Excalibur had at least $10, if not $5, tables for Blackjack. --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 09/14/18 5:27:31 PM #50: |
in most of the major casinos they'll bring you 'free' drinks as long as you're gambling and this includes playing on machines. i'd drop $20 into a video poker machine ($0.25/play) and sit there for about an hour but I'd get 3-4 jack n cokes while i was there. $20 for 3 drinks ain't bad at all.
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mobile_jukester 09/14/18 5:28:17 PM #51: |
You can afford an uber.
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