Poll of the Day > why do my roommates never flush the fucking toilet?

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PaddysPub
09/09/18 3:56:43 PM
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the dog will drink your piss and drip it from his mouth all over the house you fucking morons.
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MICHALECOLE
09/09/18 4:02:51 PM
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Thats yucky
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SkynyrdRocker
09/09/18 4:04:46 PM
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Beat them up
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green dragon
09/09/18 4:06:10 PM
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why don't you ever wash the fucking dishes, or do your own laundry?
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PaddysPub
09/09/18 4:18:22 PM
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lol Im so bad with the dishes
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aHappySacka
09/09/18 4:46:58 PM
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Get the dog to lick them in the mouths and tell them it drank from the toilet.
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minervo
09/09/18 4:58:15 PM
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Don't forget the bugs. They will eat the shit then fly around, particularly in front of computer monitors and tv screens.
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Fifion
09/09/18 5:07:39 PM
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At least it saves water
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GanglyKhan
09/09/18 5:14:42 PM
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PaddysPub posted...
the dog will drink your piss and drip it from his mouth all over the house you fucking morons.

Even if they are flushing, they should still be leaving the bathroom door shut. That' just gross to leave it open.

And even then, it's not like 100% of those poop particles magically get flushed down when they're done, it sticks around on the microscopic level.
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BlazeAndBlade
09/09/18 6:04:31 PM
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could be worse what if they pee on the toilet seat and don't clean it up
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myghostisdead
09/09/18 6:10:40 PM
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PaddysPub posted...
the dog will drink your piss and drip it from his mouth all over the house you fucking morons.


Tell him to flush and buy your dog a proper water dish.
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dedbus
09/09/18 8:43:05 PM
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GanglyKhan posted...
PaddysPub posted...
the dog will drink your piss and drip it from his mouth all over the house you fucking morons.

Even if they are flushing, they should still be leaving the bathroom door shut. That' just gross to leave it open.

And even then, it's not like 100% of those poop particles magically get flushed down when they're done, it sticks around on the microscopic level.


You dont have an air lock for your bathroom?
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captpackrat
09/09/18 10:27:42 PM
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If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down.
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