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Darmik 09/03/18 10:27:21 PM #1: |
https://kotaku.com/no-master-chiefs-suit-does-not-jerk-him-off-1828786018/amp
An erroneous piece of Halo lore began with a joke by the Twitter account dril, posted on May 11, 2017: my main issue with master chief fucks cortana is if you read the halo novels youd know the space suit automatically jacks master chief off. By the next day, Halo fans had begun circulating a page purported to be from Eric Nylunds Halo novel, The Fall of Reach. The excerpt on this page appears to back up drils assertion. Too bad its a clever fake. I swear I've seen people here quote it as canon lol --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 09/03/18 10:29:22 PM #2: |
Fuck that shit. It's still canon to me dammit
--- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 09/03/18 10:31:45 PM #3: |
Well he's a robot, so idk why he'd need to jerk off in the first place.
--- PSN: Jiek FFRK: Tyro God Wall KZcv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 09/03/18 10:32:33 PM #4: |
Master Chef shouldn't jerk off in the kitchen
--- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tamashiini 09/03/18 10:36:22 PM #5: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Fuck that shit. It's still canon to me dammit --- PSN: helicene Careful, Icarus. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VandorLee 09/03/18 10:37:21 PM #6: |
He has no drive.
--- "God didn't create humans, no, it's humans who created God." Dr. Londes, Cowboy Bebop: "Brain Scratch" (#1.23) (1999) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RoboLaserGandhi 09/03/18 10:37:23 PM #7: |
Everybody knows the part about the Spartan-II program killing their sex drives so I don't know why they fell for this.
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dontIoseyourway 09/03/18 10:38:43 PM #8: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Fuck that shit. It's still canon to me dammit ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 09/03/18 10:39:17 PM #9: |
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Everybody knows the part about the Spartan-II program killing their sex drives so I don't know why they fell for this. Yeah, it does that by having the suits jerk 'em off until they never want to have sex again. Duh. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 09/03/18 10:39:21 PM #10: |
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Everybody knows the part about the Spartan-II program killing their sex drives so I don't know why they fell for this. This They can't get aroused --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HaVeNII7 09/03/18 10:39:24 PM #11: |
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Everybody knows the part about the Spartan-II program killing their sex drives so I don't know why they fell for this. This. If anyone read the books theyd know that. --- PSN/Steam: HaVeNII7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jumi 09/03/18 10:40:05 PM #12: |
The average Halo soldier is unfuckable. The average Cortana is blasted by limitless Master Chief dick.
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TheSextMachine 09/03/18 10:40:12 PM #13: |
Darmik posted...
if master chiefs suit jerks him off, then samus arans suit should also jerk her off, Sounds fair to me. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThatMuttGuy 09/03/18 10:41:45 PM #14: |
tamashiini posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...Fuck that shit. It's still canon to me dammit ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 09/03/18 10:44:23 PM #15: |
I wonder what other fake but believed game lore is out there
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OwlRammer 09/03/18 10:47:04 PM #16: |
mew under the truck
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littlebro07 09/03/18 10:47:46 PM #17: |
Darmik posted...
I wonder what other fake but believed game lore is out there Remember all the Pokemon rumors in the 90s Man what a time to be alive --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ProfessorKukui 09/03/18 10:48:59 PM #18: |
Well there goes my fanfiction epic I've been writting ever since I was 13.
It was to be greater than the SSB one. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darmik 09/03/18 10:49:22 PM #19: |
Yeah there were so many in the 90's and early 2000's.
I feel like now you need to have that sweet spot of something being unique enough to spread around but not cool enough to actually check yourself. --- Kind Regards, Darmik ... Copied to Clipboard!
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