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UnfairRepresent
09/02/18 8:36:42 AM
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The female character is now furiously out to kill you and the only thing standing in her way is the male character who has sworn to protect you.

Damage report.
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Blitz4532
09/02/18 8:38:39 AM
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Femshep circa ME3, male ss from FO4. Depending on which build ss it was, I'd either be dead or golden.
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Kerred
09/02/18 8:41:54 AM
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Clementine and Lee, both from The Walking Dead game.

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Welp, emotions that's for sure.
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KStateKing17
09/02/18 8:42:15 AM
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Hwoarang from Tekken is protecting me from Chloe Frazer from Uncharted. Maybe I have a chance despite her plot armor.

Just glad it wasn't bayonetta
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UnfairRepresent
09/02/18 8:43:39 AM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Hwoarang from Tekken is protecting me from Chloe Frazer from Uncharted. Maybe I have a chance despite her plot armor.

Just glad it wasn't bayonetta

Not a chance.

Sure he would wreck her in a fist fight but Chloe always has guns. Hwoarang is just an Asian dude not a superhero. You'd both have bullets in your head befoe bedtime
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KStateKing17
09/02/18 8:46:26 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
KStateKing17 posted...
Hwoarang from Tekken is protecting me from Chloe Frazer from Uncharted. Maybe I have a chance despite her plot armor.

Just glad it wasn't bayonetta

Not a chance.

Sure he would wreck her in a fist fight but Chloe always has guns. Hwoarang is just an Asian dude not a superhero. You'd both have bullets in your head befoe bedtime

Of fuck that's right. Maybe he'll let me hop on his bike one time before we die
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Bluebomber182
09/02/18 9:02:35 AM
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doom guy & daisy

gonna be fine
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stone
09/02/18 9:05:27 AM
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I played Ghost 1.0 lately, so I had Ghost and Jacker in mind..
Might be screwed, depends on how much time to prepare he has, he could probably manage to hack her shell and keep her at bay.. But if she reaches us, I'm dead.
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Nomadic View
09/02/18 9:07:05 AM
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Female:
Fury from Darksiders III

Male:
Death from Darksiders II

I feel confident.
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nemu
09/02/18 9:07:19 AM
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Samus and Kratos. I think Kratos could facetank her future tech, so he could probably do it without a ton of effort.
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
09/02/18 9:07:50 AM
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Lara Croft vs Scorpion

I'll be just fine
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Purple_Cheetah
09/02/18 9:20:31 AM
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Krystal fox vs James from SH2.

Well, I guess it could be worse... She'll probably get past him, but at least it'll be a potentially soft and fluffy death.
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jumi
09/02/18 9:21:44 AM
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Penny from Stardew Valley and Cloud Strife from FFVII.

I think I'm gonna be okay.
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UnfairRepresent
09/02/18 9:21:56 AM
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nemu posted...
Samus and Kratos. I think Kratos could facetank her future tech, so he could probably do it without a ton of effort.

Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Lara Croft vs Scorpion

I'll be just fine

I wouldn't be so sure.

While Scorpion and Kratos would be the favorites in those fights I could see them going either way.

Unless it's second reboot Lara Croft in which case she's dead instantly
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jumi
09/02/18 9:24:20 AM
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While bullets won't do much to Scorpion, they will make a normal human quite dead.
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UnfairRepresent
09/02/18 9:27:31 AM
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jumi posted...
While bullets won't do much to Scorpion, they will make a normal human quite dead.

Pre 2nd reboot Lara Croft (both the PS1 and first reboot connotations) are cunning superathletes who have taken down monsters, dinosuars and demons.

Lara Croft has killed fucking T-rexes and Dragons and in Underworld was taking down undead wraiths akin to Scorpion like they were tic-tacs.

Bullets still hurt Scorpion and Lara would be leaping around firing like a crazy person and like exploding pillars so a roof collaspes on him.

The fight isn't a foregone conclusion. It's just a boss battle.
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Superlinkbro
09/02/18 9:28:37 AM
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Bayonetta and Luigi.

I'm screwed.
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stone
09/02/18 9:33:43 AM
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Superlinkbro posted...
Bayonetta and Luigi.

I'm screwed.

Smash Bros Luigi can hold his own against Smash Bros Bayonetta..
But in their respective games? Yeah you're fucked.
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Skye Reynolds
09/02/18 9:35:12 AM
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Samus and Fox McCloud

Odds of survival are 50/50.
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MangaFan462
09/02/18 9:37:26 AM
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Amitie from Puyo Puyo

Leon Kennedy from RE4

Amitie is trying to kill me by smothering me with puyo blobs.

Leon come from behind and suplexes her, causing her head to explode on impact.

Im safe!
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fuzzylittlbunny
09/02/18 9:37:59 AM
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I was playing BB Cross Tag Battle a minute ago, so Nine the Phantom and Yu Narukami...

I don't know much about BB story, but I think Nine is a bit OP in terms of magic, so both Yu and I (lol) die horribly. Hopefully crushed by gigantic meteors so I feel as little pain as possible.

But at least I die watching the jiggles and panty shots :3
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jumi
09/02/18 9:39:33 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
jumi posted...
While bullets won't do much to Scorpion, they will make a normal human quite dead.

Pre 2nd reboot Lara Croft (both the PS1 and first reboot connotations) are cunning superathletes who have taken down monsters, dinosuars and demons.

Lara Croft has killed fucking T-rexes and Dragons and in Underworld was taking down undead wraiths akin to Scorpion like they were tic-tacs.

Bullets still hurt Scorpion and Lara would be leaping around firing like a crazy person and like exploding pillars so a roof collaspes on him.

The fight isn't a foregone conclusion. It's just a boss battle.


She doesn't have to beat Scorpion, she just has to put a bullet in that poster's brain. Bullets won't do much to Scorpion (see vs. Striker, Sonya, etc.), but one bullet in that user's brainpan and he's toast.
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SDBZ
09/02/18 9:39:52 AM
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Asuka Kazama vs Jack Cooper.

I'm good
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
09/02/18 9:42:55 AM
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Scorpion has fought Gods and DC superheroes/villains. One teleport is all he needs to put her down.
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UnfairRepresent
09/02/18 9:43:43 AM
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Scorpion has fought Gods and DC superheroes/villains. One teleport is all he needs to put her down.

Yeah because Lara has never fought anyone who could teleport before...
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
09/02/18 9:45:31 AM
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Scorpion's got this all day, fella
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Hawaiian_punch
09/02/18 9:45:37 AM
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Canny tries to kill me and NES mega man tries to protect me lol
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UnfairRepresent
09/02/18 9:46:27 AM
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Scorpion's got this all day, fella

I think he's the favorite but it's no sure thing.

only sure thing is if its 2nd reboot Lara
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stone
09/02/18 9:46:32 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Scorpion has fought Gods and DC superheroes/villains. One teleport is all he needs to put her down.

Yeah because Lara has never fought anyone who could teleport before...

And Scorpion has never fought anyone with guns before.
We could do this all day.
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MarqueeSeries
09/02/18 9:51:01 AM
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Link and 2B from Nier Automata

I'm screwed, unless we're talking Majoras Mask Link with the fierce deity mask
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Tropicalwood
09/02/18 9:51:03 AM
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I'm confident Rance will literally fuck Lara Croft into submission.
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UnfairRepresent
09/02/18 10:00:19 AM
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Tropicalwood posted...
I'm confident Rance will literally fuck Lara Croft into submission.

Isn't that rape?
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DocileOrangeCup
09/02/18 10:01:55 AM
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GigaSPX
09/02/18 10:03:56 AM
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Tifa Lockhart from FFVII and the main protagonist from Persona 5.

I think I'm okay if in the other world. Otherwise I'm dead irl.
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Error1355
09/02/18 10:07:09 AM
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Meryl is out to kill me and Solid Snake is there to protect me.

Should be interesting.
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Itennu
09/02/18 10:14:14 AM
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MarqueeSeries posted...
Link and 2B from Nier Automata

I'm screwed, unless we're talking Majoras Mask Link with the fierce deity mask

we thought of the exact same characters :O

maybe link can save us with a well-placed light arrow... well nah. we're so dead. i don't think even fierce deity link could stop her
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PostCrisisJ2
09/02/18 10:17:19 AM
#38:


Djeeta and Gran

...seeing how they're technically the same character they just sort of... kill each other...?
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Garioshi
09/02/18 10:22:34 AM
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EVA and Ganondorf. I think I'm good.
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jumi
09/02/18 4:18:00 PM
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stone posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Scorpion has fought Gods and DC superheroes/villains. One teleport is all he needs to put her down.

Yeah because Lara has never fought anyone who could teleport before...

And Scorpion has never fought anyone with guns before.
We could do this all day.


Stryker, Sonya Blade, Cassie Cage...
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stone
09/02/18 4:19:04 PM
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jumi posted...
stone posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Scorpion has fought Gods and DC superheroes/villains. One teleport is all he needs to put her down.

Yeah because Lara has never fought anyone who could teleport before...

And Scorpion has never fought anyone with guns before.
We could do this all day.


Stryker, Sonya Blade, Cassie Cage...

I know, I'm just using his gimmick against him.
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Cthulhu_Fhtagn
09/02/18 4:37:49 PM
#42:


jumi posted...
stone posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Cthulhu_Fhtagn posted...
Scorpion has fought Gods and DC superheroes/villains. One teleport is all he needs to put her down.

Yeah because Lara has never fought anyone who could teleport before...

And Scorpion has never fought anyone with guns before.
We could do this all day.


Stryker, Sonya Blade, Cassie Cage...


Jesus Christ...
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09/02/18 4:41:34 PM
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frozenshock
09/02/18 4:41:49 PM
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Yuna and Tidus

Hmm

I guess i have to go hide in a lake somewhere
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Muffinz0rz
09/02/18 4:43:23 PM
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Male: Shulk (Xenoblade)
Female: Seth Balmore (Lost Odyssey)

So, the thing is, Seth is immortal. While I think Shulk could protect me for a long time, considering all the OPness he has, Seth might eventually be able to wear him down. Only solution would be to lock her up somewhere permanently.
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UnfairRepresent
09/02/18 4:47:22 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Yuna and Tidus

Hmm

I guess i have to go hide in a lake somewhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzZNWqUJuA4" data-time="

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yusiko
09/02/18 4:49:54 PM
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Shion uzuki and Nathan drake
I'm dead
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YukihoHagiwara
09/02/18 4:54:07 PM
#48:


jack and jill
aka naked snake and the boss

lloloolololololololololololololololollo
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UnfairRepresent
09/03/18 1:52:12 PM
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Garioshi posted...
EVA and Ganondorf. I think I'm good.

Doesn't Ganon get routinely humiliated by tiny small boys?
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stone
09/03/18 1:55:55 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Garioshi posted...
EVA and Ganondorf. I think I'm good.

Doesn't Ganon get routinely humiliated by tiny small boys?

Hey, what do you know, you have something in common with him.
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