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DoubleOSnake 09/01/18 10:27:36 PM #1: |
I don't mean outright lie but maybe mislead. I think a lot of people do this. You hear in the news sometimes some high executive resigns because they said they had a false degree
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Lokarin 09/01/18 10:29:05 PM #2: |
I've put out completely fake resumes before... like stuff where I'm born in the future, can control the weather and have twelve doctorates in zodiacology.
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LinkPizza 09/01/18 10:40:59 PM #3: |
Definitely. But not to the point where I couldn't do my job. It wasn't technically fudged, though. It was stuff in my job descriptions for the job I had in the Air Force.
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SkynyrdRocker 09/01/18 10:42:08 PM #4: |
Yeah I attached a piece of chocolate to it to try to bribe HR
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Mead 09/01/18 10:43:26 PM #5: |
No but Ive worked with people that have
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DoubleOSnake 09/01/18 10:45:02 PM #6: |
what happened to them? It was an outright lie?
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VeeVees 09/01/18 10:45:31 PM #7: |
If you are not lying then you are not trying.
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DoubleOSnake 09/01/18 10:47:06 PM #8: |
VeeVees posted...
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dedbus 09/01/18 10:48:41 PM #9: |
Yes don't lie to honest companies who take care of their workers.
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DoubleOSnake 09/01/18 10:49:41 PM #10: |
huh?
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Mead 09/01/18 10:50:55 PM #11: |
DoubleOSnake posted...
what happened to them? It was an outright lie? I encountered it a lot working in restaurants. Wasnt uncommon for people to lie about places they had worked or things they knew how to do. It was always really easy to see how skilled someone was in the kitchen though. One guy claimed he learned to make sushi in Japan, I guess thinking that making sushi rolls was really simple. On one of his training shifts we had him show us what he could do and it was obvious he had never prepared sushi even once in his life. Guy couldnt even figure out how to get the rice to stick. No one respected him after that and he ended up quitting before too long. --- If they drag you through the mud, it doesnt change whats in your blood ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rogerskg1979 09/01/18 11:07:48 PM #12: |
Never lie on a resume. If the company finds out (and they will) then they can terminate you on the spot for it regardless of how good a worker you are. Also, misleading is the same as lying. Don't try to sugarcoat it.
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wwinterj25 09/01/18 11:08:28 PM #13: |
Nope. Maybe I should though.
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Lokarin 09/01/18 11:08:44 PM #14: |
rogerskg1979 posted...
Never lie on a resume. If the company finds out (and they will) then they can terminate you on the spot for it regardless of how good a worker you are. Also, misleading is the same as lying. Don't try to sugarcoat it. Good luck them trying to prove in court that I'm not a time traveler. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rogerskg1979 09/01/18 11:14:11 PM #15: |
Lokarin posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...Never lie on a resume. If the company finds out (and they will) then they can terminate you on the spot for it regardless of how good a worker you are. Also, misleading is the same as lying. Don't try to sugarcoat it. Hopefully this is just a really stupid joke, but they don't have to prove anything in court. Companies don't take you to court to terminate you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Miroku_of_Nite1 09/01/18 11:15:42 PM #16: |
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Lokarin 09/01/18 11:15:58 PM #17: |
rogerskg1979 posted...
Lokarin posted...rogerskg1979 posted...Never lie on a resume. If the company finds out (and they will) then they can terminate you on the spot for it regardless of how good a worker you are. Also, misleading is the same as lying. Don't try to sugarcoat it. Time traveller is a joke, but taking a company through years of litigation? That's hella fun --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rogerskg1979 09/01/18 11:18:50 PM #18: |
Lokarin posted...
rogerskg1979 posted...Lokarin posted...rogerskg1979 posted...Never lie on a resume. If the company finds out (and they will) then they can terminate you on the spot for it regardless of how good a worker you are. Also, misleading is the same as lying. Don't try to sugarcoat it. The only way you could possibly take a company to court for terminating you is if the termination was based on discrimination for something like gender, race, religion, etc. Termination for lying on a resume is perfectly fine, and if you take it to court, the judge will just laugh at your pathetic ass and throw the case out in less than a day. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 09/01/18 11:20:10 PM #19: |
rogerskg1979 posted...
Lokarin posted...rogerskg1979 posted...Lokarin posted...rogerskg1979 posted...Never lie on a resume. If the company finds out (and they will) then they can terminate you on the spot for it regardless of how good a worker you are. Also, misleading is the same as lying. Don't try to sugarcoat it. Ya, they're discriminating against fake news --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SkynyrdRocker 09/01/18 11:42:10 PM #20: |
Lok I don't get your sense of humour
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Lokarin 09/01/18 11:44:44 PM #21: |
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ifnsman 09/01/18 11:55:26 PM #22: |
I did actually manage to spill hot fudge all over my resume one time, yes..
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DeathMagnetic80 09/02/18 12:18:04 AM #23: |
Nope. If I bullshit on my resume, and get hired, I'm not gonna last long when I actually don't know what I'm doing. Maybe back in the day putting a fake degree or something on it flew , but these days places do background checks electronically (including proof of education, etc) so good luck with something like that.
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WaffIeElite 09/02/18 12:58:52 AM #24: |
Of course. The worst that will happen is that you don't get the job. If you get it and you're unqualified for it, then that's their problem - keep sending out more if you want.
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Zeus 09/02/18 1:04:52 AM #25: |
DoubleOSnake posted...
I don't mean outright lie but maybe mislead. I think a lot of people do this. You hear in the news sometimes some high executive resigns because they said they had a false degree If you're claiming to have a degree you don't have, that's not fudging, that's outright lying. SkynyrdRocker posted... Yeah I attached a piece of chocolate to it to try to bribe HR This guy knows where it's at. WaffIeElite posted... Of course. The worst that will happen is that you don't get the job. If you get it and you're unqualified for it, then that's their problem - keep sending out more if you want. No, the worst thing that can happen is you get the job , you completely fuck up because you lack a core competency, and when prospective employers look into your job history they learn about that event. In theory, they could also sue you I guess. And, of course, some places (including Texas) have laws against lying about your education so faking a college degree could get you arrested. --- (\/)(\/)|-| There are precious few at ease / With moral ambiguities / So we act as though they don't exist. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rasmoh 09/02/18 3:56:39 AM #26: |
Depends on what fudged means. Outright lied? Never. Massively upsold otherwise normal tasks? Of course, that's literally what resume writing is about.
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DoubleOSnake 09/02/18 10:05:33 AM #27: |
bumps
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Veedrock- 09/02/18 10:14:57 AM #28: |
Lokarin posted...
Good luck them trying to prove in court that I'm not a time traveler. It would be easy as shit to disprove. You have an entire lifetime of records attached to you. --- My friends call me Vee. I'm not your friend, buddy. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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myghostisdead 09/02/18 10:20:16 AM #29: |
Nope but some of the stuff I have listed correctly on there really wasn't as big as it sounds.
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MacrossSpecial 09/02/18 10:55:47 AM #30: |
Nope, never.
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LinkPizza 09/02/18 11:32:28 AM #31: |
Veedrock- posted...
Lokarin posted...Good luck them trying to prove in court that I'm not a time traveler. Unless those records... disappear... --- Official King of Kings Switch FC: 7216-4417-4511 Add Me because I'll probably add you. I'm probably the LinkPizza you'll see around. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Krazy_Kirby 09/02/18 11:37:07 AM #32: |
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