Current Events > no one on CE's gf/wife actually knows they use CE

(+) Yeah! (+)

otherwise they would make accounts and be popular users here
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My sister does and she thinks it's funny but stupid
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Actually, I'm the more active of both of us. He stopped posting a long time ago.
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Vyrulisse posted...

My sister does and she thinks it's funny but stupid

You're married to your sister?
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Ryetoast posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

My sister does and she thinks it's funny but stupid

You're married to your sister?

Pretty much. It's not an incest thing but we are like a married couple in a lot of ways. :P
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@Vyrulisse posted...

Pretty much. It's not an incest thing but we are like a married couple in a lot of ways. :P

Can you convince her to post on CE?
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bump
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My wife types for me about 2/3 of the time. Sometimes she puts in her own two cents. *Him*

Hi everyone *Her*
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My wife was on CE for a bit. But she got bored and stopped.

Anytime she sees me on this site she assumes Im trolling 13yos
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My girl thinks Im on Twitter and Reddit. Really, how embarrassing is it to say you post on a Video Game Website Message Board where one of the most popular topics at the front of the page every is a My Little Pony Social.
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my wife knows i go here. shes laughed at some of your crazy posts.
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My GF has no interest. She knows about it though

My mom on the other hand lurks and posts, and has for longer than I've been able to pronounce my L's
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Vyrulisse posted...

Pretty much. It's not an incest thing but we are like a married couple in a lot of ways. :P

Not an incest thing but you admitted you two made out with full on tongue.
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@DarthGravid posted...

My wife types for me about 2/3 of the time. Sometimes she puts in her own two cents. *Him*

Hi everyone *Her*

Why does your wife type for you? Do you have a medical condition with your fingers?

Why doesn't she have her own account?
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@Timohtep posted...

My GF has no interest. She knows about it though

My mom on the other hand lurks and posts, and has for longer than I've been able to pronounce my L's

Omoshiroi!

You should tell her to stop lurking and just and post!
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DarthGravid posted...

My wife types for me about 2/3 of the time. Sometimes she puts in her own two cents. *Him*

Hi everyone *Her*

An emoji?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU
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My fiance knows I post on forums. That's all she knows
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legendarylemur posted...

DarthGravid posted...

My wife types for me about 2/3 of the time. Sometimes she puts in her own two cents. *Him*

Hi everyone *Her*

An emoji?!?!?! HOW DARE YOU

She does that. She also posts memes, google searches images and videos, or makes her own memes if she can't find one she likes. She's a shitposter, I'm a serious "Dad" type.

She's cooking right now, so when she reads this later I'm going to get my ass kicked for calling her a shitposter.

*Him*
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My girlfriend knows I'm on gamefaqs but not which board. Once she was pissed because I wasnt focusing on what she was talking about and she said "MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T ON GAME EFF AY CUES YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT I SAID!" Man I was raging after that.
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@DavidWong posted...

My fiance knows I post on forums. That's all she knows

Are you ashamed of us as a whole?
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My wife knows I do I show her some posts and tell her about the stuff from here, you guys get the news much faster than any site I go to as well.
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DarthGravid posted...

My wife types for me about 2/3 of the time. Sometimes she puts in her own two cents. *Him*

Hi everyone *Her*

lmao
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KamenRiderBlade posted...

@DavidWong posted...

My fiance knows I post on forums. That's all she knows

Are you ashamed of us as a whole?

Nah, there's just no need to go into specifics.

Plus I wouldn't want her to post here. Gotta have your own hobbies, ya know
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DavidWong posted...

Nah, there's just no need to go into specifics.

Plus I wouldn't want her to post here. Gotta have your own hobbies, ya know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBZVaNpwub8" data-time="
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My wife thinks I just read comments on some video game website. She doesnt know about the shitposting.
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TheSextMachine posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

Pretty much. It's not an incest thing but we are like a married couple in a lot of ways. :P

Not an incest thing but you admitted you two made out with full on tongue.

That was a dare... and it wasn't that long.
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Vyrulisse posted...

TheSextMachine posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

Pretty much. It's not an incest thing but we are like a married couple in a lot of ways. :P

Not an incest thing but you admitted you two made out with full on tongue.

That was a dare... and it wasn't that long.

You guys obviously have feelings for each other then. Cuz like most siblings have a pretty defined line that they don't even feel like crossing
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I browse the boards with my gf sometimes. She gets a kick out of our memes and dramas but I've discouraged her from actually making an account on here and she seems to understand why.
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"Is this about that blue site you post on?"

I wish I could remember the exact quote.
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My wife knows I post on message boards about random shit and is familiar with the URL but has never visited here

nor would i ever

ever

let her

for any reason
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My ex wife knows and she shitposts on console boards.
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DarthGravid posted...

My wife types for me about 2/3 of the time. Sometimes she puts in her own two cents. *Him*

Hi everyone *Her*

b7. Account sharing.
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My wife knows I post on here.

She finds us kinda funny.
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When I explained Black Man Ass to her she was very amused. Many times I've had to spend like 5 minutes explaining the background of a topic before I click on it so she's not totally lost. It's given me an appreciation for how elaborate and obscure some of this board's memes are. I could see it being very confusing to outsiders and noobs.
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legendarylemur posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

TheSextMachine posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

Pretty much. It's not an incest thing but we are like a married couple in a lot of ways. :P

Not an incest thing but you admitted you two made out with full on tongue.

That was a dare... and it wasn't that long.

You guys obviously have feelings for each other then. Cuz like most siblings have a pretty defined line that they don't even feel like crossing

We're twins so we got that connection but other than the dare kiss we don't do anything weird.
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mhbigboss posted...

DarthGravid posted...

My wife types for me about 2/3 of the time. Sometimes she puts in her own two cents. *Him*

Hi everyone *Her*

b7. Account sharing.

Go ahead and report it then. I'm disabled. Arthritis took my fingers. It's either me by myself or us sitting together, from one device only, and this is common knowledge. Do what you have to do.
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what site is that?



i don't know just some discussion board i found while searching for auto part advice.

optional: replace auto part advice with some other mundane subject.
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I show my wife some of the weirder topics on here to convince her to not sign up. She kept asking about it for a while though lol
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I've told my wife and my wife's boyfriend about CE. Also I told my mom, gramama

Vyrulisse posted...

Ryetoast posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

My sister does and she thinks it's funny but stupid

You're married to your sister?

Pretty much. It's not an incest thing but we are like a married couple in a lot of ways. :P

You're disgusting
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DarthGravid posted...

mhbigboss posted...

DarthGravid posted...

My wife types for me about 2/3 of the time. Sometimes she puts in her own two cents. *Him*

Hi everyone *Her*

b7. Account sharing.

Go ahead and report it then. I'm disabled. Arthritis took my fingers. It's either me by myself or us sitting together, from one device only, and this is common knowledge. Do what you have to do.

Kinky
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AlisLandale posted...

I show my wife some of the weirder topics on here to convince her to not sign up. She kept asking about it for a while though lol

This. I think my wife does the same with Twitter for me. Its like we have an ongoing competition to see who can show each other the worst of each site.
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FlyingForever posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

Ryetoast posted...

Vyrulisse posted...

My sister does and she thinks it's funny but stupid

You're married to your sister?

Pretty much. It's not an incest thing but we are like a married couple in a lot of ways. :P

You're disgusting

Explain your reasoning for this insult.
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