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Chunkey Simmons 08/31/18 3:38:03 PM #1: |
You might remember my topic a year ago about a girl I was talking that I dated and then she broke my heart..this is a different girl. Anyway...
About a year ago I started talking to a girl. Very cute, I would rate her a 9/10. From the beginning I was a very sweet and compassionate guy, and I always respected her and women in general. Until recently, she was single but not ready to be in a relationship (she told me when I asked her to be my girlfriend). Fine, I respect her as a woman and I will wait until she is ready. About a month ago me her and a few friends go to see a movie. She was the driver so she drove each of us home. I was the last person she dropped off. I knew this was a good time to make a move. I tried to lean for the kiss but I kept laughing. I tried 3 or 4 times, each time being closer and closer to her lips before I died laughing. Finally before I kissed her, she interrupted and said "I'm tired, I need to get to bed." Fine. Not a good time to make a move. Like I said I respect her so I am fine with taking my time. As you can see I have been very patient with her. Well. I found out today that she has been seeing a guy, after seeing a text message past her shoulder. I confronted her whole extremely angry. I can't believe she did this to me. She said "I didn't want to tell you...sorry" I'm extremely hurt and depressed. I should have been first in line, I've been compassionate and sweet to her. I waited and she did not deliver her promise. I talked to her first, she belongs to ME. Not this idiot guy. The worst part? I would have been successful if she wasn't tired in the car. It would have been a great kiss and a romantic boyfriend girlfriend type relationship. All in all, I did a good job with this girl, I just faced random bad luck. Now I know what it's like CE. --- The n00b of MBH and CE - and proud of it! President Chunkey Simmons, running for 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CommonJoe 08/31/18 3:39:16 PM #2: |
Rekt
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AlephZero 08/31/18 3:40:43 PM #3: |
the average man is unfuckable
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Chunkey Simmons 08/31/18 3:43:16 PM #4: |
CommonJoe posted...
Rekt I know. Its absolute BS. AlephZero posted... the average man is unfuckable I wish us CEman could figure women out. Maybe we could try other countries outside of the US. --- The n00b of MBH and CE - and proud of it! President Chunkey Simmons, running for 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crayon_Lover 08/31/18 3:44:44 PM #5: |
Chunkey Simmons posted...
I talked to her first, she belongs to ME. Not this idiot guy. lol --- Women don't even like sex. I've had sex with multiple women and none of them have enjoyed it. - Turtlebread ... Copied to Clipboard!
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happibivouac 08/31/18 3:46:16 PM #6: |
So your first mistake is waiting. Your second mistake is not acknowledging that when she said she wasn't ready for a relationship, what she was really saying is she didn't want a relationship with you. Sorry you had to learn the hard way.
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Chunkey Simmons 08/31/18 3:49:02 PM #7: |
happibivouac posted...
So your first mistake is waiting. Your second mistake is not acknowledging that when she said she wasn't ready for a relationship, what she was really saying is she didn't want a relationship with you. Sorry you had to learn the hard way. Not true. She point blank told me "not ready for a relationship right now". That is why I waited. She didn't say " I'm not interested in you". Had that kiss happened, I would not be single and this idiot guy would not be in the picture. --- The n00b of MBH and CE - and proud of it! President Chunkey Simmons, running for 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kaiganeer 08/31/18 3:49:38 PM #8: |
Chunkey Simmons posted...
I knew this was a good Chunkey Simmons posted... I kept laughing. Chunkey Simmons posted... I died laughing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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happibivouac 08/31/18 3:49:41 PM #9: |
If you really can't see it then you have a lot of growing up to do before you torture some well meaning woman with your shitty attitude.
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Chunkey Simmons 08/31/18 3:58:04 PM #10: |
happibivouac posted...
If you really can't see it then you have a lot of growing up to do before you torture some well meaning woman with your shitty attitude. See what? I'm a good listener and I was listening to what she told me. And what do you mean my attitude? I was very respectful and got nothing out of it. --- The n00b of MBH and CE - and proud of it! President Chunkey Simmons, running for 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Alpha218 08/31/18 4:03:31 PM #11: |
/r/niceguys
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GameboyTroy 09/01/18 7:32:31 PM #12: |
Chivalry might be dead.
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GameboyTroy 09/01/18 9:15:55 PM #13: |
Be a little bit mean to women.
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masticatingman 09/01/18 9:19:05 PM #14: |
Im hoping this is a joke topic. If not - about literally everything you said in the last 3-4 paragraphs is wrong on a few levels.
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Chunkey Simmons 09/01/18 11:04:10 PM #15: |
So today her and I went to a carnival nearby. Nothing serious, but my plan was to go on the ferris wheel with her and spill my guts to her, maybe kiss her. I've been a very nice and respectful guy, so I feel like I deserve it
She F'ing brought her boyfriend with her. She did NOT tell me this moron was doing. WTF! I'm literally annoyed. I really tried. --- The n00b of MBH and CE - and proud of it! President Chunkey Simmons, running for 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpinKirby 09/01/18 11:06:05 PM #16: |
Comedy gold
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thronedfire2 09/01/18 11:12:29 PM #17: |
this happened
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Ruvan22 09/01/18 11:51:29 PM #18: |
Chunkey Simmons posted...
So today her and I went to a carnival nearby. Nothing serious, but my plan was to go on the ferris wheel with her and spill my guts to her, maybe kiss her. I've been a very nice and respectful guy, so I feel like I deserve it Wait.. why do you deserve it? You should be nice and respectable to everybody, because that's being a good person. Were you only nice to her because you wanted to date her? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Chunkey Simmons 09/04/18 12:08:50 AM #19: |
Ruvan22 posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...So today her and I went to a carnival nearby. Nothing serious, but my plan was to go on the ferris wheel with her and spill my guts to her, maybe kiss her. I've been a very nice and respectful guy, so I feel like I deserve it I agree on doing nice things for others, but I worked really hard on her and I was first in line. Not sure what business this other jerk has. --- The n00b of MBH and CE - and proud of it! President Chunkey Simmons, running for 2016. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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immaWHOOPdatASS 09/04/18 12:51:29 AM #20: |
Chunkey Simmons posted...
I'm extremely hurt and depressed. I should have been first in line, I've been compassionate and sweet to her. I waited and she did not deliver her promise. I talked to her first, she belongs to ME. Not this idiot guy. A dead giveaway that this topic is a joke but y'all still feeding it --- Backup Conflict alt lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weekoldhotdog 09/04/18 12:55:51 AM #21: |
immaWHOOPdatASS posted...
Chunkey Simmons posted...I'm extremely hurt and depressed. I should have been first in line, I've been compassionate and sweet to her. I waited and she did not deliver her promise. I talked to her first, she belongs to ME. Not this idiot guy. /topic --- Y helo thar buttsecks ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 09/04/18 1:05:25 AM #22: |
This is a big nope TC. Forget out her, well stop trying.
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_Krave_ 09/04/18 1:07:11 AM #23: |
Well, this is fake and all, but
Chunkey Simmons posted... I always respected her and women in general This is where you went wrong. --- Am I seducing or being seduced? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 09/04/18 1:21:04 AM #24: |
Chunkey Simmons posted...
I tried to lean for the kiss but I kept laughing. I tried 3 or 4 times, each time being closer and closer to her lips before I died laughing. Finally before I kissed her, she interrupted and said "I'm tired, I need to get to bed." I found out today that she has been seeing a guy, after seeing a text message past her shoulder. I confronted her whole extremely angry. I can't believe she did this to me. I'm extremely hurt and depressed. I should have been first in line, I've been compassionate and sweet to her. I waited and she did not deliver her promise. I talked to her first, she belongs to ME. Not this idiot guy. The worst part? I would have been successful if she wasn't tired in the car. It would have been a great kiss and a romantic boyfriend girlfriend type relationship. All in all, I did a good job with this girl, I just faced random bad luck. pffffhahahAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY FUCKING SIDES HURT FROM LAUGHING XD ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bulletproofvita 09/04/18 1:24:32 AM #25: |
To be honest dude. The fact you kept laughing in her face that night she must've thought you were a complete idiot.
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SnapesOnAPlane 09/04/18 1:26:50 AM #26: |
Phew lad I hope this is some pasta
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juicebox4 09/04/18 2:11:20 AM #27: |
yeah this ain't a real story lol
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LuffySkull 09/04/18 2:15:03 AM #28: |
TC got rinsed by some dude he doesnt even know.
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GameboyTroy 09/04/18 2:15:48 AM #29: |
SnapesOnAPlane posted...
Phew lad I hope this is some pasta Well, stop him from being a murderer then! Stop laughing at TC! He's struggling. --- Goldeneye FC 5365-5518-3504 alt FC 3899-7748-6731; MKWii FC 4253-8089-9160 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OwlRammer 09/04/18 2:26:35 AM #30: |
what a great story lol
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Ruvan22 09/04/18 9:20:04 AM #31: |
Chunkey Simmons posted...
Ruvan22 posted...Chunkey Simmons posted...So today her and I went to a carnival nearby. Nothing serious, but my plan was to go on the ferris wheel with her and spill my guts to her, maybe kiss her. I've been a very nice and respectful guy, so I feel like I deserve it So you only did nice things/worked hard on her because you wanted to date her? I think you missed my point - you shouldn't be nice JUST to get with a girl. Also, what do you mean first in line? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr 09/04/18 9:39:09 AM #32: |
Pics of you.
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SSJCAT 09/04/18 9:40:59 AM #33: |
this occurred.
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DarthWendy 09/04/18 9:45:02 AM #34: |
@Zodd3224. This one here. First post in the topic. Is he one ?
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Zodd3224 09/04/18 9:50:45 AM #35: |
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Chunkey Simmons 09/05/18 11:04:17 PM #36: |
I don't know why no one believes this story, probably because I did such a stellar job and ce doesn't want to admit it. Listen, get on my level guys
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DocileOrangeCup 09/05/18 11:06:11 PM #37: |
She was intimidated by your Chunkeyness
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Tappor 09/05/18 11:12:20 PM #38: |
yeah this is an r/thathappened moment at this point
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GameboyTroy 09/05/18 11:40:26 PM #39: |
Chunkey Simmons posted...
I don't know why no one believes this story, probably because I did such a stellar job and ce doesn't want to admit it. Listen, get on my level guys Try not to be too nice to a woman when trying to get a girlfriend. Times have changed. --- Goldeneye FC 5365-5518-3504 alt FC 3899-7748-6731; MKWii FC 4253-8089-9160 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameboyTroy 09/06/18 1:01:34 AM #40: |
Yeah, I think I'm going to spam these videos like nobody's business whenever I can or when I feel like it.
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