Current Events > Cats are OBJECTIVELY better than dogs >_>

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NeonOctopus
08/30/18 4:00:38 PM
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Which do you prefer? - Results (8 votes)
Pussy
62.5% (5 votes)
5
Bitches
37.5% (3 votes)
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-Don't have to walk them 2-3x a day in the freezing rain. Don't to literally grab shit with a bag over my hands like a cave man. Just rake out the litter with a tool like a modern man.
-Can leave the house for 5 days for vacation without a sitter if you leave extra food and litter
-Small so they don't need a lot of space.
-less likely to destroy anything expensive
-are very affectionate but also give you space and aren't all up in your grill constantly (anyone who disagrees literally doesn't know how to please da pussycat >_>)
-take care of any pests that come in
-if you have an outdoor cat, they take care of themselves half the time
-when they lick you, it's not a drench of saliva all over you
-Kittens are OBJECTIVELY cuter than puppies

Prove me wrong with your incorrect opinions >_>
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HylianFox
08/30/18 4:01:29 PM
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meow
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Duncanwii
08/30/18 4:01:47 PM
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I agree but its still subjectively.
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DifferentialEquation
08/30/18 4:03:06 PM
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It's true. Cats are smarter, cuter and more loyal.
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08/30/18 4:03:20 PM
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my cat is the truest bro there is
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HylianFox
08/30/18 4:06:14 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
-less likely to destroy anything expensive

This is the only one I disagree with. Cats who still have claws can be very destructive. Also cough up hairballs on everything.
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Lost_All_Senses
08/30/18 4:07:01 PM
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Im taking off camping in an hour. Dog is a wsy better camping companion
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YukihoHagiwara
08/30/18 4:11:40 PM
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I'd take a scratched up chair and a few broken glass knick-knacks/cups over prescription glasses, electronics, yards, shoes, meals being destroyed any day. At least the furniture will still function if only giving your house that "crazy cat person" vibe.
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HylianFox
08/30/18 4:14:30 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im taking off camping in an hour. Dog is a wsy better camping companion

I also don't get why "camping" is still a thing.

We invented houses so we wouldn't have to live in tents anymore >_>
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Lost_All_Senses
08/30/18 4:35:13 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im taking off camping in an hour. Dog is a wsy better camping companion

I also don't get why "camping" is still a thing.

We invented houses so we wouldn't have to live in tents anymore >_>


Apparently by CEs stands Im not "camping" cause I sleep in a cabin. I love the escape from technology. I do it all the time but now I don't have to leave in the middle of conversations cause people are staring at their phone lol. I love building fires and walking in the woods. Also kayaking
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jpennys_cat
08/30/18 4:37:18 PM
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Solid Snake07
08/30/18 4:40:06 PM
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Cat owners literally keep a shit box in their house. That alone is enough to disprove you
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NeonOctopus
08/30/18 4:41:33 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
HylianFox posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Im taking off camping in an hour. Dog is a wsy better camping companion

I also don't get why "camping" is still a thing.

We invented houses so we wouldn't have to live in tents anymore >_>


Apparently by CEs stands Im not "camping" cause I sleep in a cabin. I love the escape from technology. I do it all the time but now I don't have to leave in the middle of conversations cause people are staring at their phone lol. I love building fires and walking in the woods. Also kayaking

You can bring a cat to that too though. I brought my cat to a beach house years ago and she was chill in it >_>
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Vindris_SNH
08/30/18 4:43:13 PM
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I have one of each. Both have their pros and cons. Overall, I think you get more out of a dog, but they are a lot more work. Dogs and humans relate a lot more, because dogs are social by nature, while cats are solitary by nature. Dogs are objectively more intelligent and useful to humans. But cats are much more convenient in virtually every way.

I love my dog and cat so much, if you told me to pick one I would die.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
08/30/18 4:43:27 PM
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Solid Snake07
08/30/18 4:47:18 PM
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JustMyOpinion posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Cat owners literally keep a shit box in their house. That alone is enough to disprove you


And? It gets buried and then scooped so it doesn't count. And you usually put it in a room used less often.


It's fucking gross, especially people who live in small apartments. Whole place smells like catshit
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NeonOctopus
08/30/18 4:52:57 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Cat owners literally keep a shit box in their house. That alone is enough to disprove you

I've literally seen dogs eat their own shit. And then owners are cool with dogs licking them.

That's way worse lol
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NeonOctopus
08/30/18 5:03:37 PM
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Fuparulez
08/30/18 5:04:44 PM
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People with "outdoor cats" need to be fined. If my dog ran around the neighborhood killing critters and shitting in people's yards, it would be a problem. But somehow, it's fine when it's a cat.
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NeonOctopus
08/30/18 5:05:20 PM
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Fuparulez posted...
People with "outdoor cats" need to be fined. If my dog ran around the neighborhood killing critters and shitting in people's yards, it would be a problem. But somehow, it's fine when it's a cat.

Cat Privilege
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YukihoHagiwara
08/30/18 5:07:41 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Cat owners literally keep a shit box in their house. That alone is enough to disprove you

I've literally seen dogs eat their own shit. And then owners are cool with dogs licking them.

That's way worse lol

I'll play doubles advocate here and say cat owners aren't much better when they let cats dance and sit all over their counters then prepare a meal on the same counter.
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r4X0r
08/30/18 5:07:52 PM
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Fuparulez posted...
People with "outdoor cats" need to be fined. If my dog ran around the neighborhood killing critters and shitting in people's yards, it would be a problem. But somehow, it's fine when it's a cat.


I used to have a REALLY effective way of dealing with stray errr "outdoor cats" but apparently it's not popular here.
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r4X0r
08/30/18 5:09:03 PM
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YukihoHagiwara posted...
I'll play doubles advocate here and say cat owners aren't much better when they let cats dance and sit all over their counters then prepare a meal on the same counter.


If somebody invites my wife and I over for dinner I have to play detective and gently find out if they have cats or not. If they do, oh, sorry, something came up. Not going anywhere near your feline feces infected food.
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YukihoHagiwara
08/30/18 5:09:29 PM
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Fuparulez posted...
People with "outdoor cats" need to be fined. If my dog ran around the neighborhood killing critters and shitting in people's yards, it would be a problem. But somehow, it's fine when it's a cat.

when the critters that your dog would go after are cats, is it really that hard to understand why?
fair point about shitting in other people's yards though

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Giant_Aspirin
08/30/18 5:12:07 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Just rake out the litter with a tool like a modern man.


cleaning a cat box is so gross because all the nasty shit and piss dust flies up in the air and gets in your face/nose/mouth.

NeonOctopus posted...
-less likely to destroy anything expensive


cats climb all over things and knock stuff over. sometimes intentionally.
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NeonOctopus
08/30/18 5:12:09 PM
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r4X0r posted...
YukihoHagiwara posted...
I'll play doubles advocate here and say cat owners aren't much better when they let cats dance and sit all over their counters then prepare a meal on the same counter.


If somebody invites my wife and I over for dinner I have to play detective and gently find out if they have cats or not. If they do, oh, sorry, something came up. Not going anywhere near your feline feces infected food.

Sorry you cant handle da pussy
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mew4ever
08/30/18 5:15:07 PM
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Well Im allergic to cats and not to dogs. If youre gonna tell me a cat would make a better pet for me than a dog, I dont know what to tell ya.
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NeonOctopus
08/30/18 5:16:04 PM
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YukihoHagiwara
08/30/18 5:17:46 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
cats climb all over things and knock stuff over. sometimes intentionally.

I think he made that a point against dogs because the stuff dogs destroy sometimes is expensive to replace, in my experience at least. Well, I didn't include house plants in my previous post but they weren't my houseplants. On the dog end though you have them running around in the yard destroying bushes by making like tug-o-war with them and digging holes all over the yard.
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NeonOctopus
08/30/18 5:19:46 PM
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Yeah, they both can cause damage. But cats are usually just knocking glasses over or scratching up a couch. Dogs can eat your shoes, knock big stuff over, rip up your yard, literally tear up your couch. Their probability of causing more damage is way higher >_>
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Tyranthraxus
08/30/18 5:20:59 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Yeah, they both can cause damage. But cats are usually just knocking glasses over or scratching up a couch. Dogs can eat your shoes, knock big stuff over, rip up your yard, literally tear up your couch. Their probability of causing more damage is way higher >_>


You can own like 10 cats and nobody cares. You own one German Shepard and your house insurance suddenly goes up by $100.
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NeonOctopus
08/30/18 6:28:34 PM
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Solid Snake07
08/30/18 11:33:22 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
Cat owners literally keep a shit box in their house. That alone is enough to disprove you

I've literally seen dogs eat their own shit. And then owners are cool with dogs licking them.

That's way worse lol


No animal eats their own shit. They usually try to eat cat shit.
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Dragonblade01
08/30/18 11:38:11 PM
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Dogs are SUPER OBJECTIVELY better than cats though, so it's okay.
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MakoReizei
08/30/18 11:39:38 PM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
more loyal.

WUT
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ssjevot
08/31/18 12:04:46 AM
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...
Dogs are objectively smarter than cats.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2017/11/30/dogs-smarter-than-cats-yes-and-science-proves/908159001/


Number of cortical neurons is not a direct correlate with intelligence. That's certainly not objective evidence. Most intelligence researchers studying animal (or comparative intelligence) use behavioral tasks. If that measure was true humans would be far dumber than pilot whales. Or if we go by raw neurons instead an elephant. It's a pretty silly measure to use for intelligence. There are actually better correlations based on brain-to-body mass ratio that help compensate for the fact that large things like elephants and whales aren't actually as smart as their brain size suggests, and small things like a house cat can actually be fairly clever.

With all that said based on behavioral data you could subjectively conclude dogs are more intelligent.
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EternalDivide
08/31/18 12:10:14 AM
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I like cats.
Dogs are too needy. Needy animals and people annoy me. They're meant for people that need to feel needed to fill some void.
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masterbarf
08/31/18 12:18:39 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
more loyal.

WUT

My cat's super loyal. She greets me at the door. She's either in my lap or within a few feet of me. She goes to bed when I do, often sleeps in my bed, and she gets up when I do. And she doesn't give a rat's ass about anybody else.

Dog's are quicker to give their loyalty to people, but I don't know that they're more loyal.
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NeonOctopus
08/31/18 6:27:37 AM
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My cat gives it up too easily >_> If I have a repairman over, within 5 minutes she's rubbing up against them, wanting to be petted.
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NeonOctopus
09/01/18 6:28:44 AM
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SpiralDrift
09/01/18 6:30:53 AM
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I'm happy to be the tie-breaker to secure this win for cats.
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Funkydog
09/01/18 6:39:03 AM
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DifferentialEquation posted...
It's true. Cats are smarter, cuter and more loyal.

Exactly.

A dog is only loyal to whoever cuddled it last.
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Devil_Katt_II
09/01/18 7:04:36 AM
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Kickflip
09/01/18 7:07:42 AM
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SSJCAT
09/01/18 7:08:02 AM
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both are great and i am extremely biased.

we dont need to draw these lines in the sand, yall. sheath your blades and love each other :3
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bulletproofvita
09/01/18 7:13:07 AM
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HylianFox posted...
meow

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