Poll of the Day > All my socks have holes

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I don't really care if you foooold
Do what ever you want to your own cloooothes
My friend passed me and was like what's up yoooooo
I said I got a huge problem thoooooo

"Hol up. What's your problem bro?"
"All my socks have holes"
"Say it isn't so"
"All my socks have holes..."
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I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times
(Oh Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy)

I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
I get knocked down, but I get up again
You are never gonna keep me down
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Yo, listen up, here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a blue world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house with a blue little window and a blue Corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen (to listen)
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I love bananas, because they have no bones
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Fuck, I forgot that's the one to switch to.
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Cacciato posted...

Fuck, I forgot that's the one to switch to.

Hey man, just stick with whatever music you feel in your soul. Its all good.
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Do you guys even enjoy being jerks?
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This here's a tail for all the fellas
Tryin; to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause ya over-zealous
Play hard to get females get jealous
Okay smarty go to a party
Girls are scantily clad and showin; body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function high class luncheon
Food is served and you're stone-cold munchin'
Music comes on people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walking guys start gawking
Sits down next to you and starts talking
Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move
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Go do your homework, guy.
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Nomak-54 posted...

Do you guys even enjoy being jerks?

In your heart, you already know the answer.
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Hey now you're an All Star get your game on, go play
Hey now you're a Rock Star get the show on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

I can't remember the last time I wore socks.....
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Sarcasthma posted...

Go do your homework, guy.

fyi I just finished half of my calc summer work so I only have like 19 summer assignments to do :))))))))
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I fell for it. Totally expected the "socks are supposed to have a hole to put your foot through" joke. Very much did not expect... a made up song? Like according to Google at least, there is no song with these lyrics.
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That's when I say hey man nice shot.

Golden Road posted...

I fell for it. Totally expected the "socks are supposed to have a hole to put your foot through" joke. Very much did not expect... a made up song? Like according to Google at least, there is no song with these lyrics.

I was kinda parodying this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpzh9UcjYfs" data-time="&start=17

I'm a semi germ phobe, I don't like walking on the floors barefoot because it's fucking filthy and I don't want to get that in my bed. I get by this by wearing socks all the time. That's why nearly all of them have holes now :V
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dedbus posted...

That's when I say hey man nice shot.

What a good shot, man