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Kitt
08/26/18 4:16:50 PM
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One of my biggest fears tbh.
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Number090684
08/26/18 4:22:47 PM
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lmao It's so odd that it is hilarious, yet at the same, I can understand being scared if they really wanted to fuck you up bad because you are in a somewhat vulnerable state.
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DevsBro
08/26/18 4:23:25 PM
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This sounds like the plot of a Hamlet parody.

"He punched me while I was on the toilet."
"So you want me to punch him to take revenge?"
"Yes... but wait until he takes a dump first."
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MwarriorHiei
08/26/18 4:23:58 PM
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that person was bam margera
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Johnny_Nutcase
08/26/18 4:25:00 PM
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MwarriorHiei posted...
that person was bam margera


And his dad should have put him through the wall.
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BudDupree48
08/26/18 4:25:13 PM
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eston
08/26/18 4:25:22 PM
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GS4Life
08/26/18 4:54:33 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB7Ahh0IYuM" data-time="&start=155


minus kicking the door the down but close enough
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TheDarkCircle
08/26/18 4:55:41 PM
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it's time to shit, not time to HIT
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Orlando_Jordan
08/26/18 4:56:19 PM
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That's when you whoop their ass, and then make them regret interrupting your dump, if you catch my drift.
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Muffinz0rz
08/26/18 4:56:51 PM
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Tropicalwood
08/26/18 5:04:25 PM
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"Can't a guy get some privacy, at least when he's taking a dump."
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TruthHurts
08/26/18 5:11:41 PM
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lol Even when my kids accidently hurt me, I tend to backhand them through the wall. Just from reflex.

How in the world did he keep his composure and not beat that kid into a pulp?
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/26/18 5:11:58 PM
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Imagine getting laid while on the toilet.
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spudger
08/26/18 5:15:12 PM
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Number090684 posted...
lmao It's so odd that it is hilarious

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SSJGrimReaper
08/26/18 5:20:25 PM
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imagine the person on the toilet winning the fight while staying on the toilet the entire time

simultaneous poop and fist throwing grunts everywhere
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Southernfatman
08/26/18 5:59:55 PM
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This literally happened to my cousin. He was taking one after screwing some chick and her ex boyfriend came in and punched him right on the toilet.
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BudDupree48
08/26/18 6:00:23 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
This literally happened to my cousin. He was taking one after screwing some chick and her ex boyfriend came in and punched him right on the toilet.


lmao!
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SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 6:00:49 PM
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I would just stand up with my smelly, s***ty ass**** pointed towards him and spread my cheeks and start to go towards him like a battering ram.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/26/18 6:01:50 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I would just stand up with my smelly, s***ty ass**** pointed towards him and spread my cheeks and start to go towards him like a battering ram.

LMAO I seriously just spit my drink out reading this XD
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Reis
08/26/18 6:02:52 PM
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this would have made a good segment on jackass tbh
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DK9292
08/26/18 6:03:30 PM
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Isn't that the ending to No More Heroes?
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
08/26/18 6:05:35 PM
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Reis posted...
this would have made a good segment on jackass tbh

I once tried my own Jackass stunt, I called it "Running with Scissors on my Penis"... Blood was everywhere.
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Muffinz0rz
08/27/18 10:55:15 AM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
I would just stand up with my smelly, s***ty ass**** pointed towards him and spread my cheeks and start to go towards him like a battering ram.

LMAO I seriously just spit my drink out reading this XD

I just exhaled out my nose so hard a little bit of snot came out and I had to run and grab a kleenex with my hand over my nose
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MarqueeSeries
08/27/18 10:57:46 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
I would just stand up with my smelly, s***ty ass**** pointed towards him and spread my cheeks and start to go towards him like a battering ram.

LMAO I seriously just spit my drink out reading this XD

I just exhaled out my nose so hard a little bit of snot came out and I had to run and grab a kleenex with my hand over my nose

LUL
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fusespliff
08/27/18 11:03:25 AM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
I would just stand up with my smelly, s***ty ass**** pointed towards him and spread my cheeks and start to go towards him like a battering ram.


This

Should be enough to deal with most people. It's like when some rando wants to fight you on the street. Just start stripping, no sane dude wants to fight a naked guy.
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