Poll of the Day > My ma got stung by a scorpion

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Mead
08/22/18 12:17:30 AM
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Stay away from my ma

Ya dang scorpion
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Sarcasthma
08/22/18 12:19:07 AM
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#notallscorpions
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SunWuKung420
08/22/18 12:20:33 AM
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Where is that contrail that kills scorpions when you need it?

Sorry about your mom.
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MICHALECOLE
08/22/18 12:28:35 AM
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Did it rock her like a hurricane
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dragon504
08/22/18 12:33:14 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
#notallscorpions


I've been stung twice. Both times I was sleeping in my own bed. :(

I kill the little buggers on sight now. Though, I wouldn't be opposed to having an emperor as a pet.
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LinkPizza
08/22/18 12:33:48 AM
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She should sting it back. Show it how it feels...
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Jen0125
08/22/18 12:37:48 AM
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get outta here ya got dang scorpion
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Andromicus
08/22/18 12:40:58 AM
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Scropions are more fraid of you then they are ya dingus
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MICHALECOLE
08/22/18 12:54:33 AM
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I have never seen a scorpion in real life, but I bet if I did Id scream like a girl
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Mead
08/22/18 1:36:39 AM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I have never seen a scorpion in real life, but I bet if I did Id scream like a girl


You can hear them coming they whistle really loud when they fly around
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Blorfenburger
08/22/18 1:39:55 AM
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I once tried to punch a scorpian
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MICHALECOLE
08/22/18 1:54:16 AM
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Mead posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
I have never seen a scorpion in real life, but I bet if I did Id scream like a girl


You can hear them coming they whistle really loud when they fly around

THEY FLY?!
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LinkPizza
08/22/18 1:57:28 AM
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Mead posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
I have never seen a scorpion in real life, but I bet if I did Id scream like a girl


You can hear them coming they whistle really loud when they fly around

WHEN THEY WHAT?!?!
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Jen0125
08/22/18 1:57:49 AM
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LinkPizza posted...
Mead posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
I have never seen a scorpion in real life, but I bet if I did Id scream like a girl


You can hear them coming they whistle really loud when they fly around

WHEN THEY WHAT?!?!


Lmaoo
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HelIWithoutSin
08/22/18 2:05:08 AM
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I had one fall from the top shelf of my desk past my face late at night as I was looking at my monitor. Another time, I was in a chair and about to put my feet up on the skirt of my bed and there was one directly where I was about to put them.
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