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Lebronwon 08/20/18 11:05:57 PM #1:	https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/20/nyregion/goats-subway-track.html The call from the train operator came in just before 11 a.m. on Monday to the New York City subways command center, an alert unusual even for a system accustomed to morning commutes with delays: There was a breaking situation unfolding on the tracks. Two goats were on the lam. Were told they were munching grass, said Jon Weinstein, a spokesman for the M.T.A. They were tranquilized and captured just before 1 p.m., according to the M.T.A. Where the goats came from is unclear, though there are a number of slaughterhouses in the area where they were found. Other animals, like cows, have absconded from slaughterhouses in the area in the past. They do not have names as far as we know, Mr. Weinstein said. They might by now. Jon Stewart, the comedian, and his wife, Tracey, picked up the goats in Brooklyn and transported them part of the way to Farm Sanctuarys shelter in Watkins Glen, N.Y., a spokeswoman said. There, they will receive medical examinations and the world-class, individualized care, Farm Sanctuarys spokeswoman, Meredith Turner-Smith, said in a statement. Both goats are male, and are of the Boer breed, which is commonly raised for its meat, Ms. Turner-Smith said. Mr. Stewart, the former host of The Daily Show, and his wife have been supporters of the shelter since 2015, when they opened Farm Sanctuarys fourth location at their farm in New Jersey. --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 <cite>Lebronwon posted [p:907254041] in Jon Stewar... [t:76921954]...</cite> <quote>https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/20/nyregion/goats-subway-track.html The call from the train operator came in just before 11 a.m. on Monday to the New York City subways command center, an alert unusual even for a system accustomed to morning commutes with delays: There was a breaking situation unfolding on the tracks. Two goats were on the lam. Were told they were munching grass, said Jon Weinstein, a spokesman for the M.T.A. They were tranquilized and captured just before 1 p.m., according to the M.T.A. Where the goats came from is unclear, though there are a number of slaughterhouses in the area where they were found. Other animals, like cows, have absconded from slaughterhouses in the area in the past. They do not have names as far as we know, Mr. Weinstein said. They might by now. Jon Stewart, the comedian, and his wife, Tracey, picked up the goats in Brooklyn and transported them part of the way to Farm Sanctuarys shelter in Watkins Glen, N.Y., a spokeswoman said. There, they will receive medical examinations and the world-class, individualized care, Farm Sanctuarys spokeswoman, Meredith Turner-Smith, said in a statement. Both goats are male, and are of the Boer breed, which is commonly raised for its meat, Ms. Turner-Smith said. Mr. Stewart, the former host of The Daily Show, and his wife have been supporters of the shelter since 2015, when they opened Farm Sanctuarys fourth location at their farm in New Jersey. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blue_Inigo 08/20/18 11:07:16 PM #2:	In brightest day, in blackest night, no goat shall escape his sight --- "This is your last dance." <cite>Blue_Inigo posted [p:907254127] in Jon Stewar... [t:76921954]...</cite> <quote>In brightest day, in blackest night, no goat shall escape his sight</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
J-O-N-I-C-S 08/20/18 11:08:15 PM #3:	The green lantern? --- Mods heart me. <cite>J-O-N-I-C-S posted [p:907254183] in Jon Stewar... [t:76921954]...</cite> <quote>The green lantern?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 08/20/18 11:08:39 PM #4:	J-O-N-I-C-S posted... The green lantern? It sounds like something he'd do. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:907254209] in Jon Stewar... [t:76921954]...</cite> <quote><cite>J-O-N-I-C-S posted...</cite> <quote>The green lantern?</quote> It sounds like something he'd do.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lebronwon 08/20/18 11:11:20 PM #5:	J-O-N-I-C-S posted... The green lantern? --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 <cite>Lebronwon posted [p:907254357] in Jon Stewar... [t:76921954]...</cite> <quote><cite>J-O-N-I-C-S posted...</cite> <quote>The green lantern?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 08/20/18 11:14:05 PM #6:	How did Goatthief get into the slaughterhouse, though? --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:907254512] in Jon Stewar... [t:76921954]...</cite> <quote>How did Goatthief get into the slaughterhouse, though?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 08/20/18 11:16:57 PM #7:	Did @GOATTHlEF leave his gate open and all his @Goats run away? --- https://imgtc.com/i/5CTKeaL.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/G9w39yE.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:907254690] in Jon Stewar... [t:76921954]...</cite> <quote>Did @GOATTHlEF leave his gate open and all his @Goats run away?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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