Poll of the Day > 2 suicide attempts tonight

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ASlaveObeys
08/19/18 11:58:39 PM
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First guy slit his wrists then swallowed the razor. Second guy jumped off a 20 foot staircase.

There's been 5 staff assaults in the last 2 months too. The inmates are being extra aggressive.
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Andromicus
08/20/18 12:01:16 AM
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suicide is illegal tho
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Yellow
08/20/18 12:02:49 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
First guy slit his wrists then swallowed the razor.

Let me guess... accross the street?
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 12:05:22 AM
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More like around town honestly. He had about 10 cuts each wrist in all directions.
The 2nd guy has a broken foot and a head injury of unclear severity.
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 12:06:32 AM
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WastelandCowboy posted...
Andromicus posted...
suicide is illegal tho

They're already incarcerated. Unless they wanted to reduce their sentence from good behavior, I sort of doubt this will matter to them.

If I remember correct, though. I'm pretty sure I remember Jack saying he's a correctional officer now.

I'm a deputy sheriff but I spend most of my time working in my county's jail.
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WastelandCowboy
08/20/18 12:08:12 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
WastelandCowboy posted...
Andromicus posted...
suicide is illegal tho

They're already incarcerated. Unless they wanted to reduce their sentence from good behavior, I sort of doubt this will matter to them.

If I remember correct, though. I'm pretty sure I remember Jack saying he's a correctional officer now.

I'm a deputy sheriff but I spend most of my time working in my county's jail.

Shit, sorry man. I had it all ass-backwards.
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 12:09:17 AM
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No worries it's basically the same thing I'm half cop half correctional officer. All sexy.
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WastelandCowboy
08/20/18 12:11:07 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
No worries it's basically the same thing I'm half cop half correctional officer. All sexy.

From what I remember of you, I can confirm this.

I had-still have a little man-crush on you and Zucafa.

Your wife is one lucky lady.
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Lokarin
08/20/18 12:11:36 AM
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Why isn't there voluntary executions for inmates? No one should have to suffer to die.
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 12:35:44 AM
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That's above my pay grade. My job is to make sure they live while in my custody.
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Yellow
08/20/18 12:37:41 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
No worries it's basically the same thing I'm half cop half correctional officer. All sexy.

Yeah, we've seen the pictures of your perfectly chiseled face and body, Clark.
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LinkPizza
08/20/18 12:38:55 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
No worries it's basically the same thing I'm half cop half correctional officer. All sexy.

I've said it before. He's hot!
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 12:53:16 AM
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Uhhh
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Jen0125
08/20/18 3:19:16 AM
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Don't act like you don't like what is happening in this topic, Jack.
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Mead
08/20/18 3:33:17 AM
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Swallowed a razor?

Holy shit. That guy really wants to be dead
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AC_Dragonfire
08/20/18 5:12:31 AM
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There's madness in the air.
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 7:21:05 AM
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Jen0125 posted...
Don't act like you don't like what is happening in this topic, Jack.

I never claimed that. Just am unexpected twist.
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WhiskeyDisk
08/20/18 9:55:47 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Second guy jumped off a 20 foot staircase.


I'm guessing that guy just wanted to take the quick route to medical. Even if he faceplanted concrete from that height his odds of death are pretty low. Paralysis or brain damage totally plausible, but death not so much.
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 10:07:00 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Second guy jumped off a 20 foot staircase.


I'm guessing that guy just wanted to take the quick route to medical. Even if he faceplanted concrete from that height his odds of death are pretty low. Paralysis or brain damage totally plausible, but death not so much.

Literally just had a guy die from the same jump last month.
The burden of having cells on the 2nd floor.
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WhiskeyDisk
08/20/18 11:30:00 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Second guy jumped off a 20 foot staircase.


I'm guessing that guy just wanted to take the quick route to medical. Even if he faceplanted concrete from that height his odds of death are pretty low. Paralysis or brain damage totally plausible, but death not so much.

Literally just had a guy die from the same jump last month.
The burden of having cells on the 2nd floor.


How is that even?...20 feet is not a lot at all. I remember reading somewhere that your odds of dying go up 10% for every 10' past 30' drops, but I've never seen a stat for 20'.

Have they thought about fencing in this stairway?
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Kyuubi4269
08/20/18 11:35:56 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
How is that even?...20 feet is not a lot at all. I remember reading somewhere that your odds of dying go up 10% for every 10' past 30' drops, but I've never seen a stat for 20'.

Have they thought about fencing in this stairway?

Trying to land with minimal damage makes a big difference. 1m is plenty to break your neck and stop breathing if you try, 20ft is 6m.
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Its like he wants two things at the same time.
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 11:40:11 AM
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The first guy had brain matter leaking. He dove head first.
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TaKun782
08/20/18 11:49:56 AM
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Do you ever regret this job? I don't think I could stand all the bullshit of inmates behaving like children basically....
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dedbus
08/20/18 12:01:48 PM
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Go to IKEA and get those cells dorm room ready like they do in Europe and stop trying to make criminals attone for their indiscretions. Geez.
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 12:27:13 PM
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TaKun782 posted...
Do you ever regret this job? I don't think I could stand all the bullshit of inmates behaving like children basically....

I was an EMT a Marine and a gas station manager before this. I've been dealing with this population for over a decade.
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Zareth
08/20/18 1:36:02 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Second guy jumped off a 20 foot staircase.

I'd say that's more of a leg breaking attempt than a suicide attempt.
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 2:02:11 PM
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Zareth posted...
ASlaveObeys posted...
Second guy jumped off a 20 foot staircase.

I'd say that's more of a leg breaking attempt than a suicide attempt.

I have addressed this exact statement multiple times.
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Person106
08/20/18 9:38:58 PM
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Raw_Egg
08/20/18 9:50:26 PM
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that stinks
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 10:33:48 PM
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Person106 posted...
So, what's shakin' tonight?

Night off, trained for about 5 hours that was good. Now I'm watching youtube.
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Star_Spirit
08/20/18 10:38:11 PM
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fuck pigs
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 10:40:01 PM
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Star_Spirit posted...
fuck pigs

Probably not healthy, but I'm not one to judge sexual kinks.
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Star_Spirit
08/20/18 10:48:12 PM
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gee its almost like you put them in inhumane conditions
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OhhhJa
08/20/18 10:55:47 PM
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Star_Spirit posted...
gee its almost like you put them in inhumane conditions

Well, for one, he didnt put them there. Secondly, I dont care what country the prison is in. They're all inhumane to some degree because you're taking someone freedom from them. If you don't want your freedom taken away, dont rape, murder, or rob people
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CacciatoPart3
08/20/18 10:57:12 PM
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Star_Spirit posted...
fuck pigs

My criminal record sense is tingling.
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 10:58:01 PM
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Star_Spirit posted...
gee its almost like you put them in inhumane conditions

Yeah, you got the wrong guy. I didn't arrest anyone. I just make sure they get fed, don't fight and aren't dying from drug overdoses and the likes.
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TaKun782
08/20/18 11:12:54 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
TaKun782 posted...
Do you ever regret this job? I don't think I could stand all the bullshit of inmates behaving like children basically....

I was an EMT a Marine and a gas station manager before this. I've been dealing with this population for over a decade.


How do you even deal with these people day in and day out? I cant even fucking stand the sight of people when I go to work and all. No offense. But im just not really a people person at all anyways and don't like the drama or whatever you call it. Still though, mad props for doing something like that.
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SkynyrdRocker
08/20/18 11:16:54 PM
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Mead posted...
Swallowed a razor?

Holy shit. That guy really wants to be dead

Yeah the guy survived all this?
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IAmNowGone
08/20/18 11:18:09 PM
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I bet you look fuckin great in uniform
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 11:19:13 PM
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Because i'm in control of the situation. EMT wise it was easy they were in pain or dying I had to control the pain or vitals they weren't arguing with me. The only time it was an issue was with narcan which honestly there is normally a cop around at that point. Marines I was a machine gunner, I wasn't really concerned with people but a lot of military types are assholes.
The Manager thing was the worst so far because I had to show some level of patients with them, but even then I was the type of manage who would stand by my employees if the complaint was foolish. Or those stupid people who think the price tag being different means they get it cheaper.

In the jail what I say goes. I work seg with the trouble inmates so I more or less just say no a lot and laugh when they threaten to kill me. No one has taken a swing at me yet, but they know me from local fighting events (literally impossible to have secrets when you work in a jail). I'm also one of the more respectable guys there, I don't talk shit and I don't start fights. If you actually need something I try to get it for you in a reasonable time.
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IAmNowGone
08/20/18 11:22:00 PM
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Jack for christ sake just post pics of you in uniform goddamnit
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 11:25:19 PM
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uhhh. If I have any
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LinkPizza
08/20/18 11:26:43 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
uhhh. If I have any

Take some... We'll wait...
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ASlaveObeys
08/20/18 11:27:31 PM
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this is after a 16 hour shift where a female inmate went into labor and I had to sit in the room, bored out of my skull.
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IAmNowGone
08/20/18 11:28:48 PM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
this is after a 16 hour shift where a female inmate went into labor and I had to sit in the room, bored out of my skull.
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Lord jesus have mercy
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Person106
08/21/18 5:33:52 AM
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ASlaveObeys posted...
Star_Spirit posted...
gee its almost like you put them in inhumane conditions

Yeah, you got the wrong guy. I didn't arrest anyone. I just make sure they get fed, don't fight and aren't dying from drug overdoses and the likes.


Does anyone ever go on hunger strikes? Do they get force fed after a while?
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ASlaveObeys
08/21/18 8:48:11 AM
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Actually yeah, we have someone in a hunger strike now.
A judge can give us the right to medically intervene, but almost everyone just eats after awhile.
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