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TeaMilk
08/19/18 9:03:37 PM
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boxington
08/19/18 9:06:26 PM
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have you asked him to stop being a nerd?
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DocileOrangeCup
08/19/18 9:07:59 PM
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Reis
08/19/18 9:10:51 PM
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CrimsonRage posted...
your dad doesn't want you to be a fuckin weeb.

this. you better be thankful
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TeaMilk
08/19/18 9:11:47 PM
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boxington posted...
have you asked him to stop being a nerd?

hmm I havent I should try that

CrimsonRage posted...
your dad doesn't want you to be a fuckin weeb.

wow it wasnt even a Japanese sword like
DocileOrangeCup posted...
hah

SOMEBODY... it was a cool dagger at an army surplus place
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SSJGrimReaper
08/19/18 9:12:21 PM
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I'm TeaMilk's dad and this is a true story
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TeaMilk
08/19/18 9:12:49 PM
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Reis posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
your dad doesn't want you to be a fuckin weeb.

this. you better be thankful

my dad doesnt want me to be with cornman lmfao
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Reis
08/19/18 9:13:24 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Reis posted...
CrimsonRage posted...
your dad doesn't want you to be a fuckin weeb.

this. you better be thankful

my dad doesnt want me to be with cornman lmfao

.... you better be thankful lmaoooo
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Touch
08/19/18 9:17:32 PM
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Your dad's gonna regret it when the aliens invade and you don't have a trusty stealth weapon in the house
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TeaMilk
08/19/18 9:26:07 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
I'm TeaMilk's dad and this is a true story

hi dad why did you cheat on mom and then blame her for it

Reis posted...
.... you better be thankful lmaoooo
I need to find a white guy who's going to med school tbh

Touch posted...
Your dad's gonna regret it when the aliens invade and you don't have a trusty stealth weapon in the house

true, I don't live with him most of the time luckily
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RainblowDash
08/19/18 9:27:01 PM
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Your Chad Dad ruined your life for the last time.

Ready your piss chugs mgood boy.
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TeaMilk
08/20/18 1:38:28 AM
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RainblowDash posted...
Your Chad Dad ruined your life for the last time.

Ready your piss chugs mgood boy.

my piss chugs??!
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Sephiroth1288
08/20/18 1:40:59 AM
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Unless you happen to be studying fencing there's no good reason for someone who lives with their parents to waste money on a sword.
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TeaMilk
08/20/18 1:43:43 AM
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Sephiroth1288 posted...
Unless you happen to be studying fencing there's no good reason for someone who lives with their parents to waste money on a sword.

@DocileOrangeCup

it was like $22 and I was going to use it as a boxcutter
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DocileOrangeCup
08/20/18 1:45:17 AM
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Sephiroth1288 posted...
Unless you happen to be studying fencing there's no good reason for someone who lives with their parents to waste money on a sword.

i got it for like 19 dollars and im going to stab things and also use it as a box cutter
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Sephiroth1288
08/20/18 1:50:00 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
Sephiroth1288 posted...
Unless you happen to be studying fencing there's no good reason for someone who lives with their parents to waste money on a sword.

it was like $22 and I was going to use it as a boxcutter

A $22 sword is even more of a joke. What's it made of, tin?
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 1:53:31 AM
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$22 will get you a bare bones pocket knife, much less a crap display sword.
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TeaMilk
08/20/18 1:54:47 AM
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I'm not in this for a good sword you guys, I'm in this for a sword
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Sephiroth1288
08/20/18 1:56:27 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
I'm not in this for a good sword you guys, I'm in this for a sword

At best it will be a shitty made-in-China display sword that will make you look like a dork. Listen to your dad.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 1:57:06 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
I'm not in this for a good sword you guys, I'm in this for a sword
A $22 display sword will literally probably break on you in 2-3 days worth of hacking and cutting.

Like, it'll be dangerous to your physical well being.

If it was only for display, then fine, whatevers.

But if you plan on cutting anything with it, I'd be worried.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 1:57:48 AM
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If you want something to slice open boxes, there are plenty of good $22 basic Folding Pocket Knives.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/20/18 1:59:01 AM
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guys what if it was a good sword but just cheap because it's from a thrift store like mine
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:00:30 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
guys what if it was a good sword but just cheap because it's from a thrift store like mine
At that point, it's a literal random crap shoot if it's good or bad.

I'd be more leaning towards it's bad since you bought it from a thrift store.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:00:49 AM
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What do you have against Pocket Knives?
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DocileOrangeCup
08/20/18 2:00:59 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
guys what if it was a good sword but just cheap because it's from a thrift store like mine
At that point, it's a literal random crap shoot if it's good or bad.

I'd be more leaning towards it's bad since you bought it from a thrift store.

fHa78Xh

how's that look
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:03:45 AM
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Like a standard cheap display sword you find in the mall at the local sword & knives shop.
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TeaMilk
08/20/18 2:04:47 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
If you want something to slice open boxes, there are plenty of good $22 basic Folding Pocket Knives.

yeah tbh I have been meaning to get a pocket knife, its obviously the practical option. I just wanted the sword cuz its cool and I'm stupid
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:04:49 AM
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Don't expect it to last if you plan on doing any real hacking with it.

If you just want to swing it around and play with it, that should be fine.
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TeaMilk
08/20/18 2:05:09 AM
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:05:57 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
yeah tbh I have been meaning to get a pocket knife, its obviously the practical option. I just wanted the sword cuz its cool and I'm stupid
Knives comes in all sizes, get one that fits your uses.

Do you need to use your Power Chair all the time, or can you walk around mostly without it for short distances?
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DocileOrangeCup
08/20/18 2:06:00 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Like a standard cheap display sword you find in the mall at the local sword & knives shop.

well that's too bad because im gonna cut things with it and you cant stop me

KamenRiderBlade posted...
Don't expect it to last if you plan on doing any real hacking with it.

If you just want to swing it around and play with it, that should be fine.

wtf would i even hack at

TeaMilk posted...
I just wanted the sword cuz its cool and I'm stupid

wow at least have a real reason like i do
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DocileOrangeCup
08/20/18 2:06:27 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
nice sheets @DocileOrangeCup

thanks they're slidey you should feel them sometime
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:06:32 AM
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GregShmedley posted...
Either your dad knows you will be the alpha with a sword or he doesn't want you to realize your family's secret gift of swordsmanship to fulfill the prophecy of you saving the world.

You must dig this out of him.
This isn't some self wish fulfillment Anime.

This is IRL.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:08:45 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
well that's too bad because im gonna cut things with it and you cant stop me
Of course I can't stop you, I don't even know you IRL.

DocileOrangeCup posted...
wtf would i even hack at
Tree's, boxes, random junk you don't mind to destroy, kindling, etc

DocileOrangeCup posted...
wow at least have a real reason like i do
If your real reason is just to have a box cutter, there are more practical, compact, foldable ones that are made from reputable vendors.
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DocileOrangeCup
08/20/18 2:10:52 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Of course I can't stop you, I don't even know you IRL.

good cuz watch out i have a sword

KamenRiderBlade posted...
Tree's, boxes, random junk you don't mind to destroy, kindling, etc

i think i could cut through a box without it breaking smh

KamenRiderBlade posted...
If your real reason is just to have a box cutter, there are more practical, compact, foldable ones that are made from reputable vendors.

no my real reason is to fulfill my destiny of being a Cuddly Badass who will one day conquer the world
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:12:04 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
i think i could cut through a box without it breaking smh
Prove it by taking video footage of you doing it.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:12:29 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
no my real reason is to fulfill my destiny of being a Cuddly Badass who will one day conquer the world
You go on doing that, we'll see how far you get!
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DocileOrangeCup
08/20/18 2:12:42 AM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
i think i could cut through a box without it breaking smh
Prove it by taking video footage of you doing it.

i dont have any boxes
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Turbam
08/20/18 2:13:10 AM
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Smith your own sword
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Reis
08/20/18 2:15:29 AM
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i hear trillion folded nippon steel can cut thru spacetime with the proper techniques
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:15:32 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
i dont have any boxes
Really, that's your excuse?
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Mr_Karate_II
08/20/18 2:15:52 AM
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How old are you and why couldn't you just buy it yourself?
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0AbsoluteZero0
08/20/18 2:16:05 AM
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You should be thankful you didnt get a cheap sword. You could have ended up stabbing yourself like this guy on QVC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o-DCk2qhDM" data-time="

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DocileOrangeCup
08/20/18 2:16:32 AM
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Reis posted...
i hear trillion folded nippon steel can cut thru spacetime with the proper techniques

this is a well known fact among us samurai

KamenRiderBlade posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
i dont have any boxes
Really, that's your excuse?

how is that not a good excuse i dont have any cardboard boxes im ok with cutting
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TeaMilk
08/20/18 2:16:52 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

i dont have any boxes

you will in a few days tbh open your box with it

DocileOrangeCup posted...
TeaMilk posted...
nice sheets @DocileOrangeCup

thanks they're slidey you should feel them sometime

ok but you have to brush all the potato chip crumbs off first

KamenRiderBlade posted...
Do you need to use your Power Chair all the time, or can you walk around mostly without it for short distances?

uhh well I don't use it in my house but basically any outing kind of requires it, like the bus stop is a fair distance away and stuff

GregShmedley posted...
Either your dad knows you will be the alpha with a sword or he doesn't want you to realize your family's secret gift of swordsmanship to fulfill the prophecy of you saving the world.

You must dig this out of him.

thank you this is so validating... I'm going to get a sword whether he wants me to or not and realize my own destiny
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KamenRiderBlade
08/20/18 2:17:43 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
You should be thankful you didnt get a cheap sword. You could have ended up stabbing yourself like this guy on QVC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o-DCk2qhDM" data-time="
That's what I was afraid of happening if these two wanted to hack things.

That's a very real threat with CHEAP swords.

Don't say I didn't WARN you about CHEAP swords you buy at a Thrift store or in a mall.
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Mr_Karate_II
08/20/18 2:18:12 AM
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Why couldn't you just buy it yourself?
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