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DukeSR8 08/08/18 8:07:42 PM #1: |
When I was 10, my babysitter decided to take me to the liquor store to get some beer. Once we got home, she started chugging the beer and got drunk. She then stripped off all her clothes, went outside and took a dump on the front lawn. Needless to say, my caretaker came home just as she finished her dump and the police were called and she got arrested.
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Super_Thug44 08/08/18 8:08:21 PM #2: |
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SmokeMassTree 08/08/18 8:14:47 PM #3: |
Wow samsies
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GanglyKhan 08/08/18 8:17:00 PM #4: |
Oooh, so that's his gimmick, I get it now.
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DPsx7 08/08/18 9:05:04 PM #5: |
I was asked to babysit more than I was babysat. Babysitted? I dunno.
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PK_Spam 08/08/18 9:12:25 PM #6: |
My cousin would chase me around with a knife in his hand and so Id run to my room and lock the door.
He did all that so he could watch the porn channels. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mead 08/08/18 9:20:20 PM #7: |
Let me color an awesome fuzzy poster
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Ferarri619 08/08/18 9:23:09 PM #8: |
My sister took my teddy bear and put a knife in its hand to convince me the bear was alive and was gonna kill me eventually. I freaked out, feared for my life and called my grandma.
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SKARDAVNELNATE 08/08/18 9:47:47 PM #9: |
Told me to lick a toilet seat. Then beat me with a wooden spoon for refusing to do so.
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Muffinz0rz 08/08/18 10:07:36 PM #10: |
I was like 18 and my parents were out of town for a 10-day anniversary vacation to Paris, but they still insisted they get someone not so much to watch us, but moreso the house itself.
I had a few friends over and we had some drinks and were totally responsible, but she fucking poured out the leftover ~half bottle of Jose Cuervo Gold. smh i mean at least she didn't tell my parents but still --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Summersim (7-8): https://imgur.com/7cjNtgQ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DukeSR8 08/09/18 5:38:56 PM #11: |
Bump
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Andromicus 08/09/18 5:41:42 PM #12: |
Same but also we had sex
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MrMelodramatic 08/09/18 5:43:14 PM #13: |
I never had a babysitter
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aHappySacka 08/09/18 5:46:11 PM #14: |
MrMelodramatic posted...
I never had a babysitter This but I unintentionally lit a fire at home though I had enough common sense to put it out. --- You are now blinking and breathing manually. https://imgur.com/91NC0Cb ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PMarth2002 08/09/18 5:54:39 PM #15: |
When I was 10, my babysitter decided to take me to the liquor store to get some beer. Once we got home, she started chugging the beer and got drunk. She then stripped off all her clothes, went outside and took a dump on the front lawn. Needless to say, my caretaker came home just as she finished her dump and the police were called and she got arrested.
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JimCarrysToe 08/09/18 8:09:08 PM #16: |
DPsx7 posted...
I was asked to babysit more than I was babysat. Babysitted? I dunno. Same --- *kiss* *balloon pop* Woops, now you're pregnant. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DiduXD 08/09/18 8:38:02 PM #17: |
Once when I was 11, my babysitters brought her bratty toddlers along. I was taking a shower when I hear the bathroom door open. One of them opens the shower curtain while the other takes a photo of me naked and posts the photo to Facebook with the caption "BOOBIES!". The babysitter got off scot free.
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