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Solid Snake07
08/08/18 6:08:17 PM
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Maybe I'm a prude, but im not interested in doing anything that has good chance of ending with someone shitting on me.

If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't. I get that it's taboo and that turns some people on, but no thanks.
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AlephZero
08/08/18 6:09:35 PM
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imagine wanting a poopy dick
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DirkDiggles
08/08/18 6:09:53 PM
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It's funny when she farts as you pull out.
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nevershine
08/08/18 6:10:58 PM
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DirkDiggles posted...
It's funny when she farts as you pull out.

Yeah cause it makes like a WHOOOSH sound as opposed to a normal fart
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EliteLevel
08/08/18 6:11:27 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
Maybe I'm a prude, but im not interested in doing anything that has good chance of ending with someone shitting on me.

If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't. I get that it's taboo and that turns some people on, but no thanks.


I agree. Anus is for one way traffic only, going south.
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vocedelmorte
08/08/18 6:11:40 PM
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If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't.

But it does
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Carlbertomfg
08/08/18 6:11:54 PM
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Imagine getting off to anything that isn't vile or horrifying in some shape or form.
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Kolibri X
08/08/18 6:12:32 PM
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My working theory is if you can fuck a woman's ass you're capable of fucking a man's ass.
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Solid Snake07
08/08/18 6:24:47 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't.

But it does


Not really, just tight at the entry

A vagina has more friction and self lubricates, i'll take that everyday. The only real appeal to anal is the taboo. It's also a bit of a power move
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darkjedilink
08/08/18 6:25:48 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't.

But it does


Not really, just tight at the entry

A vagina has more friction and self lubricates, i'll take that everyday. The only real appeal to anal is the taboo. It's also a bit of a power move

So, you're admitting you're the sub. No wonder you don't like sex.
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BlockAddition
08/08/18 6:26:07 PM
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Kolibri X posted...
My working theory is if you can fuck a woman's ass you're capable of fucking a man's ass.

stfu
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DavidWong
08/08/18 6:27:04 PM
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yeah i'm just not into butt stuff tbqh
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Solid Snake07
08/08/18 6:27:39 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't.

But it does


Not really, just tight at the entry

A vagina has more friction and self lubricates, i'll take that everyday. The only real appeal to anal is the taboo. It's also a bit of a power move

So, you're admitting you're the sub. No wonder you don't like sex.


Where did I say I don't like sex?
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billcom6
08/08/18 6:27:52 PM
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feels good man
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Kombucha
08/08/18 6:28:41 PM
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Imagine being that guy that was filmed with an assworm crawling on him during that shoot.
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Cassie_Cage
08/08/18 6:29:43 PM
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Kolibri X posted...
My working theory is if you can fuck a woman's ass you're capable of fucking a man's ass.


Omfg my sides
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darkjedilink
08/08/18 6:48:03 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't.

But it does


Not really, just tight at the entry

A vagina has more friction and self lubricates, i'll take that everyday. The only real appeal to anal is the taboo. It's also a bit of a power move

So, you're admitting you're the sub. No wonder you don't like sex.

Where did I say I don't like sex?

If you don't like fucking a woman in the ass, you don't like fucking a woman, period.
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Abyssea
08/08/18 6:49:51 PM
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but i poop from there
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ThyCorndog
08/08/18 7:21:27 PM
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Abyssea posted...
but i poop from there

not right now you don't
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Letron_James
08/08/18 7:21:46 PM
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0/10
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ASithLord7
08/08/18 7:22:15 PM
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darkjedilink posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't.

But it does


Not really, just tight at the entry

A vagina has more friction and self lubricates, i'll take that everyday. The only real appeal to anal is the taboo. It's also a bit of a power move

So, you're admitting you're the sub. No wonder you don't like sex.

Where did I say I don't like sex?

If you don't like fucking a woman in the ass, you don't like fucking a woman, period.

Nobody on this website believes you've fucked a woman in either hole.
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silentwing26x
08/08/18 7:23:36 PM
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anal is disgusting
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EnragedSlith
08/08/18 7:26:02 PM
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Never had anal. Eating ass is awesome, though
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darkjedilink
08/08/18 7:36:46 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
Solid Snake07 posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't.

But it does


Not really, just tight at the entry

A vagina has more friction and self lubricates, i'll take that everyday. The only real appeal to anal is the taboo. It's also a bit of a power move

So, you're admitting you're the sub. No wonder you don't like sex.

Where did I say I don't like sex?

If you don't like fucking a woman in the ass, you don't like fucking a woman, period.

Nobody on this website believes you've fucked a woman in either hole.

I'm guessing you're a turbo-virgin, since you think there are only two.
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Zodd3224
08/08/18 7:41:24 PM
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Carlbertomfg posted...
Imagine getting off to anything that isn't vile or horrifying in some shape or form.

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spudger
08/08/18 7:43:28 PM
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*has anal sex*
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anth0ny
08/08/18 7:45:46 PM
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*anal sexes next poster*
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hockeybub89
08/08/18 7:46:20 PM
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SSJCAT
08/08/18 7:46:42 PM
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if youre a guy its pretty much the best way to get off tbh

edit: as the receiver lol
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ASithLord7
08/08/18 7:47:32 PM
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darkjedilink posted...

I'm guessing you're a turbo-virgin, since you think there are only two.

The quote chain is talking about anal and vaginal sex you illiterate
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Ryven
08/08/18 7:49:34 PM
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Just don't go ass to mouth.
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RoboLaserGandhi
08/08/18 7:55:16 PM
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Pretty much how I feel TC.

It's overrated and mostly just gross. It feels pretty much identical but smells worse.
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Makeveli_lives
08/08/18 7:56:15 PM
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Properly cleaned, it's more sanitary then a vag. And goddamn the tightness can't be matched.
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Zodd3224
08/08/18 8:02:33 PM
#34:


Ryven posted...
Just don't go ass to mouth.


Prude
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darkjedilink
08/08/18 8:15:12 PM
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ASithLord7 posted...
darkjedilink posted...

I'm guessing you're a turbo-virgin, since you think there are only two.

The quote chain is talking about anal and vaginal sex you illiterate

Yeah, blame it on the quote chain, turbo-virgin.
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KamenRiderBlade
08/08/18 8:16:01 PM
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It's called giving her an enema to clean out that anus.
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ProtoManSPx
08/08/18 8:38:04 PM
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Kolibri X posted...
My working theory is if you can fuck a woman's ass you're capable of fucking a man's ass.

They different
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Letron_James
08/08/18 8:39:08 PM
#38:


ProtoManSPx posted...
Kolibri X posted...
My working theory is if you can fuck a woman's ass you're capable of fucking a man's ass.

They different


Lol by thathat logic a mouth is a mouth
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vocedelmorte
08/09/18 8:24:15 AM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
vocedelmorte posted...
If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't.

But it does


Not really, just tight at the entry

A vagina has more friction and self lubricates, i'll take that everyday. The only real appeal to anal is the taboo. It's also a bit of a power move

Thing that you don't know how to do anal correctly doesn't mean its bad
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FluttershyPony
08/09/18 8:35:17 AM
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its only acceptable on a cute boy. doing it with girls is gross and degenerate.
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Abyssea
08/09/18 8:42:44 AM
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im gay and I don't even like the idea of it. At least being on the receiving end of it. I don't think any man is worth giving yourself an enema for. Why compromise your digestive health? You're supposed to have bacteria in your colon. Cleaning it out like you would your drain gutters can't be good for it.

But I have no qualms about giving it. :v I think frottage sounds more interesting personally. But who am I kidding, I haven't had any action in MONTHS.
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Zodd3224
08/09/18 8:58:50 AM
#42:


Abyssea posted...
im gay and I don't even like the idea of it. At least being on the receiving end of it. I don't think any man is worth giving yourself an enema for. Why compromise your digestive health? You're supposed to have bacteria in your colon. Cleaning it out like you would your drain gutters can't be good for it.

But I have no qualms about giving it. :v I think frottage sounds more interesting personally. But who am I kidding, I haven't had any action in MONTHS.


Whats with you people and enemas? I fuck my wife's ass regularly, no enemas, just some lube.
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Abyssea
08/09/18 9:00:45 AM
#43:


Zodd3224 posted...
Abyssea posted...
im gay and I don't even like the idea of it. At least being on the receiving end of it. I don't think any man is worth giving yourself an enema for. Why compromise your digestive health? You're supposed to have bacteria in your colon. Cleaning it out like you would your drain gutters can't be good for it.

But I have no qualms about giving it. :v I think frottage sounds more interesting personally. But who am I kidding, I haven't had any action in MONTHS.


Whats with you people and enemas? I fuck my wife's ass regularly, no enemas, just some lube.


that's gonna backfire on you in a very bad way someday. >_> either you've been extremely lucky, or you don't mind the poo poo.
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Zodd3224
08/09/18 9:05:18 AM
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Abyssea posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Abyssea posted...
im gay and I don't even like the idea of it. At least being on the receiving end of it. I don't think any man is worth giving yourself an enema for. Why compromise your digestive health? You're supposed to have bacteria in your colon. Cleaning it out like you would your drain gutters can't be good for it.

But I have no qualms about giving it. :v I think frottage sounds more interesting personally. But who am I kidding, I haven't had any action in MONTHS.


Whats with you people and enemas? I fuck my wife's ass regularly, no enemas, just some lube.


that's gonna backfire on you in a very bad way someday. >_> either you've been extremely lucky, or you don't mind the poo poo.


Been doing it for years, no poop yet. Even if I did get poop one day, I wouldnt fall over and die, lol. Would be a little gross, but I would survive. And at this point it seems like a slim to none chance anyways after this many successful attempts. I think people overreact about the need for an enema.
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Abyssea
08/09/18 9:11:42 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Abyssea posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Abyssea posted...
im gay and I don't even like the idea of it. At least being on the receiving end of it. I don't think any man is worth giving yourself an enema for. Why compromise your digestive health? You're supposed to have bacteria in your colon. Cleaning it out like you would your drain gutters can't be good for it.

But I have no qualms about giving it. :v I think frottage sounds more interesting personally. But who am I kidding, I haven't had any action in MONTHS.


Whats with you people and enemas? I fuck my wife's ass regularly, no enemas, just some lube.


that's gonna backfire on you in a very bad way someday. >_> either you've been extremely lucky, or you don't mind the poo poo.


Been doing it for years, no poop yet. Even if I did get poop one day, I wouldnt fall over and die, lol. Would be a little gross, but I would survive. And at this point it seems like a slim to none chance anyways after this many successful attempts. I think people overreact about the need for an enema.


are you sure your wife isn't just douching her butt and not telling you to keep up the mystique? :v I mean... where does your wife keep her poop if you're not coming into contact with it?? it doesn't make sense.
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Roshon
08/09/18 9:15:15 AM
#46:


Disagree. Anal sex is the hottest.
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Bumjuice001
08/09/18 9:17:55 AM
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Any hole is a goal
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Carlbertomfg
08/09/18 9:39:03 AM
#48:


Abyssea posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Abyssea posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Abyssea posted...
im gay and I don't even like the idea of it. At least being on the receiving end of it. I don't think any man is worth giving yourself an enema for. Why compromise your digestive health? You're supposed to have bacteria in your colon. Cleaning it out like you would your drain gutters can't be good for it.

But I have no qualms about giving it. :v I think frottage sounds more interesting personally. But who am I kidding, I haven't had any action in MONTHS.


Whats with you people and enemas? I fuck my wife's ass regularly, no enemas, just some lube.


that's gonna backfire on you in a very bad way someday. >_> either you've been extremely lucky, or you don't mind the poo poo.


Been doing it for years, no poop yet. Even if I did get poop one day, I wouldnt fall over and die, lol. Would be a little gross, but I would survive. And at this point it seems like a slim to none chance anyways after this many successful attempts. I think people overreact about the need for an enema.


are you sure your wife isn't just douching her butt and not telling you to keep up the mystique? :v I mean... where does your wife keep her poop if you're not coming into contact with it?? it doesn't make sense.

Girls don't poop, silly.
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Zodd3224
08/09/18 9:40:58 AM
#49:


Abyssea posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Abyssea posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Abyssea posted...
im gay and I don't even like the idea of it. At least being on the receiving end of it. I don't think any man is worth giving yourself an enema for. Why compromise your digestive health? You're supposed to have bacteria in your colon. Cleaning it out like you would your drain gutters can't be good for it.

But I have no qualms about giving it. :v I think frottage sounds more interesting personally. But who am I kidding, I haven't had any action in MONTHS.


Whats with you people and enemas? I fuck my wife's ass regularly, no enemas, just some lube.


that's gonna backfire on you in a very bad way someday. >_> either you've been extremely lucky, or you don't mind the poo poo.


Been doing it for years, no poop yet. Even if I did get poop one day, I wouldnt fall over and die, lol. Would be a little gross, but I would survive. And at this point it seems like a slim to none chance anyways after this many successful attempts. I think people overreact about the need for an enema.


are you sure your wife isn't just douching her butt and not telling you to keep up the mystique? :v I mean... where does your wife keep her poop if you're not coming into contact with it?? it doesn't make sense.


I mean, we dont do it right after she gets off of the toilet... maybe just choose a time when your partner hasnt pooped for a bit.
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Star_Spirit
08/09/18 9:41:39 AM
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vocedelmorte posted...
If it felt waaaaay better than vaginal sex I might get it. But it really doesn't.

But it does
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