Poll of the Day > So I have been reading about Hare and Hyena

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slacker03150 08/02/18 5:27:04 PM #1:	Holy fuck these are some messed up stories. In one story Hare and Hyena are living in a famine. Hare decides it would be a good idea to sell their mothers into slavery so they don't have to feed them. Hyena counters that it would be better to kill their mothers and sell the meat. Hare agrees that that does sound like a better plan. So, off they go to kill Hyena's mother. she screams cries and tries to run away, but in the end they stab her and sell her off. Hare feels bad about this and decides maybe killing mothers to sell for food isn't a great idea after all. So he decides to hide his mother. Hyena figures this out and is a bit miffed about killing his mother but not hare's and decides to just eat her himself. Hare goes on to convince hyena that driving red hot iron into his skull would bring him riches. Hyena falls for the con and dies. For those who feel bad for Hyena and think Hare should be punished for killing Hyena's mother there is apparently a story about Hare thinking it would be a good idea if he decapitated himself. --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 <cite>slacker03150 posted [p:906161077] in So I have ... [t:76865166]...</cite> <quote>Holy fuck these are some messed up stories. In one story Hare and Hyena are living in a famine. Hare decides it would be a good idea to sell their mothers into slavery so they don't have to feed them. Hyena counters that it would be better to kill their mothers and sell the meat. Hare agrees that that does sound like a better plan. So, off they go to kill Hyena's mother. she screams cries and tries to run away, but in the end they stab her and sell her off. Hare feels bad about this and decides maybe killing mothers to sell for food isn't a great idea after all. So he decides to hide his mother. Hyena figures this out and is a bit miffed about killing his mother but not hare's and decides to just eat her himself. Hare goes on to convince hyena that driving red hot iron into his skull would bring him riches. Hyena falls for the con and dies. For those who feel bad for Hyena and think Hare should be punished for killing Hyena's mother there is apparently a story about Hare thinking it would be a good idea if he decapitated himself. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 08/02/18 7:07:57 PM #2:	that's hardcore --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:906166565] in So I have ... [t:76865166]...</cite> <quote>that's hardcore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Firewood18 08/02/18 7:09:53 PM #3:	Nice. Like a modern A Modest Proposal. --- (edited 1 second ago) <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:906166668] in So I have ... [t:76865166]...</cite> <quote>Nice. Like a modern A Modest Proposal.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slacker03150 08/02/18 7:27:17 PM #4:	Firewood18 posted... Nice. Like a modern A Modest Proposal. I dont know about modern. They are african folk tales --- I am awesome and so are you. Lenny gone but not forgotten. - 12/10/2015 <cite>slacker03150 posted [p:906167606] in So I have ... [t:76865166]...</cite> <quote><cite>Firewood18 posted...</cite> <quote>Nice. Like a modern A Modest Proposal.</quote> I dont know about modern. They are african folk tales</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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