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Solar_Crimson
07/30/18 4:26:02 PM
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-She is your ideal 919, but due to her human "disguise" her beauty has an unnatural feeling about it. Her true form, however, is beyond human comprehension and will drive you insane if you look at it for more than a few seconds.

-She can travel across billions of lightyears in mere seconds. This is done by crossing into alien dimensions to drastically cut down on the travel time, but it's possible that third-dimensional beings such as humans may not survive such a trip without significant protection (and even then, it's still a risk).

-She can warp space around her and also has some reality-altering abilities.

-She is extremely intelligent about the matters of the universe, physics, and existence in general, owing to the fact that she's lived longer than the Universe itself. She is willing to share her knowledge of the Universe with humans she take a particular liking to. However...

-Her moral compass is unlike that of humans, and she can and will do acts that one may deem amoral or even evil, simply to sate her own curiosity. For her own part, she sees nothing wrong with this, and it's not like anyone could force her to stop, because...

-She is immensely powerful. She could destroy the entire galaxy as easily as one could step on an anthill if she wanted to, and wiping out entire galactic superclusters is likewise nothing to her. As such, an individual person or even an army would be would be dead before they even knew it while trying to challenge her.

Despite all of the above, she has taken a liking to you for some reason. Would you reciprocate?
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Turbam
07/30/18 4:30:32 PM
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Does she have a fat butt?
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Solar_Crimson
07/30/18 4:44:32 PM
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Turbam posted...
Does she have a fat butt?

She's a 919 by your standards, so that's up to you.
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Kisai
07/30/18 4:46:28 PM
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I thought that's what Doki Doki Literature Club was going to be about until I was ultimately disappointed.
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eston
07/30/18 4:47:17 PM
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ArchangelBaruch
07/30/18 4:47:49 PM
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So Nyarko basically.
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nemu
07/30/18 4:47:57 PM
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As long as her human form is a transformation and not an illusion, most likely, unless the moral compass thing means I'd wake up as some weird science experiment because she got bored.
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SkittyOnWailord
07/30/18 4:49:05 PM
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So pretty much the story of Song of Saya? Sure.
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gunplagirl
07/30/18 4:49:45 PM
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I'm not so foolish a human as to dare presume that the eternal beings adhere to our concepts of gender
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Juhanor
07/30/18 4:55:22 PM
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Ah so this is one of those perfect girl topics, where there aren't actually any flaws.

Yes, I would date her.
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Solar_Crimson
07/30/18 5:12:07 PM
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nemu posted...
unless the moral compass thing means I'd wake up as some weird science experiment because she got bored.

That's a risk, yeah.

Juhanor posted...
Ah so this is one of those perfect girl topics, where there aren't actually any flaws

Well, think of some of the amoral/evil stuff she will do just because, and you possibly being associated with that.
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kirby chao198
07/30/18 5:12:16 PM
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eston posted...
I don't think I could cope with the age difference


(her age - 7) * 2

Hmmmm.
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Juhanor
07/30/18 6:50:13 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Well, think of some of the amoral/evil stuff she will do just because, and you possibly being associated with that.


That's true, but if she was gonna do it anyway....

:D
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Solar_Crimson
07/30/18 10:06:57 PM
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BUMP
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jumi
07/30/18 10:24:30 PM
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Probably.

Could she use her powers to make me immortal? Then definitely.
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Solar_Crimson
07/30/18 10:30:31 PM
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jumi posted...
Probably.

Could she use her powers to make me immortal? Then definitely.

She could warp you into a form that is effectively immortal.

Whether or not it's human[oid] or even sentient is a toss-up.
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Calwings
07/30/18 10:36:06 PM
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HaVeNII7
07/30/18 10:38:56 PM
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SkittyOnWailord posted...
So pretty much the story of Song of Saya? Sure.

Ahhhh, I see you are cultured like myself.

I still shudder when I think about that game. Gives me conniptions.
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Cookie Bag
07/30/18 10:40:15 PM
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gguirao
07/30/18 11:12:07 PM
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After reading The Dunwich Horror, I have to decline.
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HiddenLurker
07/30/18 11:17:25 PM
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Sure. I mean there probably is no way you will be left alive if you refuse after all.
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GiftedACIII
07/31/18 1:39:43 AM
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Nice
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King Rial
07/31/18 1:45:22 AM
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Sure.
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Mareen
07/31/18 1:49:48 AM
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Yes, yes I would.
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legendarylemur
08/01/18 5:02:23 PM
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You know, eh why not. Who says happiness is only found when you're human
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EbonTitanium
08/01/18 5:06:49 PM
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I don't think you'll have the ability to say no.
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darkphoenix181
08/01/18 5:08:01 PM
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So we have a fight and she blows up the universe.
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Big_Nabendu
08/01/18 5:10:32 PM
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But i she hot?
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Solar_Crimson
08/01/18 5:18:55 PM
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Big_Nabendu posted...
But i she hot?

She's a 919 by your standards.
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catboy0_0
08/01/18 5:20:42 PM
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if she's 100% loyal...
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hollow_shrine
08/01/18 5:26:18 PM
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Context:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saya_no_Uta

Also, no. Because...

HiddenLurker posted...
Sure. I mean there probably is no way you will be left alive if you refuse after all.

...you won't survive if you say yes either. Whatever is left, likely won't be you.
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