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Ryetoast
07/27/18 11:36:00 AM
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Wat do
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frogman_295
07/27/18 11:38:02 AM
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Deed.
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 11:42:55 AM
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frogman_295 posted...
Deed.


Don't think that would help...

Only been like 3 days. I could try.
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snesmaster40
07/27/18 11:44:12 AM
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Might want to see this person called "Doctor".
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 11:48:47 AM
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snesmaster40 posted...
Might want to see this person called "Doctor".


To expensive..

And it's not even the balls..more like the area of my thigh and legs around them. Definitely the groin region..
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 2:38:18 PM
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Legit cant walk..

Taken 600mg of ibuprofen and still hurts. My left testicle feels bigger and my right one seems smaller. Doctor now <_<?
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LadyLuckSmiles
07/27/18 2:39:31 PM
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You should see a doctor just in case.

It might be an infection.

Keep us updated on your balls, okay?
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BlueJester007
07/27/18 2:39:46 PM
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#Fap
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SSJGrimReaper
07/27/18 2:40:15 PM
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 2:41:49 PM
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LadyLuckSmiles posted...
You should see a doctor just in case.

It might be an infection.

Keep us updated on your balls, okay?


I will..I will.

Last time they hurt I had a clog in urethra that caused pressure to build up..
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PokemonExpert44
07/27/18 2:43:02 PM
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doctor/10
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Doe
07/27/18 2:43:43 PM
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snesmaster40
07/27/18 2:46:25 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
Legit cant walk..

Taken 600mg of ibuprofen and still hurts. My left testicle feels bigger and my right one seems smaller. Doctor now <_<?


Holy shit . Yes.

One of them might have gotten twisted. If you don't hurry, you might lose it due to the testicle not getting blood.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/27/18 2:48:02 PM
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stop wasting time on CE and let the docs inspect your danglers
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BJ-blazkowics
07/27/18 2:48:10 PM
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it might be a testicle torsion.

doctor..now!
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 2:48:39 PM
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BlueJester007 posted...
#Fap


Should I try this?

PokemonExpert44 posted...
doctor/10


Doe posted...
Doctor immediately Christ dude


Legit I've had problems with them before..

Usually its just swelling or inflamed..once was a kink in the vein. Usually just get pain pills and put compress on them for a week..

It's never tortion..
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/18 2:50:02 PM
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I go to the doctors even when my balls don't actually hurt just for the attention.
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 2:51:28 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
I go to the doctors even when my balls don't actually hurt just for the attention.


Best is when it's a hot female doctor..

Yeah but anything with balls they like getting ekgs so it's a pain in the ass...
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EliteLevel
07/27/18 2:51:33 PM
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Best go see Doctor Dick McBalls now.
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/18 2:52:55 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I go to the doctors even when my balls don't actually hurt just for the attention.


Best is when it's a hot female doctor..

Yeah but anything with balls they like getting ekgs so it's a pain in the ass...


Neh. Colonoscopies are a pain the the ass.
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SSJGrimReaper
07/27/18 2:53:04 PM
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TC is gonna ignore our advice and end up with weird looking t-virus balls
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ProtoManSPx
07/27/18 2:55:12 PM
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snesmaster40 posted...
Ryetoast posted...
Legit cant walk..

Taken 600mg of ibuprofen and still hurts. My left testicle feels bigger and my right one seems smaller. Doctor now <_<?


Holy shit . Yes.

One of them might have gotten twisted. If you don't hurry, you might lose it due to the testicle not getting blood.

This.
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 2:55:33 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
TC is gonna ignore our advice and end up with weird looking t-virus balls


Like If my track record weren't "it will go away"..I'd be more inclined to go..

I'll go if it's not better in a couple hours...worst case scenario is a nurse fondles my balls during an ekg..
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SSJGrimReaper
07/27/18 3:10:04 PM
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BJ-blazkowics
07/27/18 3:32:16 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I go to the doctors even when my balls don't actually hurt just for the attention.


Best is when it's a hot female doctor..

Yeah but anything with balls they like getting ekgs so it's a pain in the ass...


electrocardiogram for the balls?
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BJ-blazkowics
07/27/18 3:32:54 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
TC is gonna ignore our advice and end up with weird looking t-virus balls


Like If my track record weren't "it will go away"..I'd be more inclined to go..

I'll go if it's not better in a couple hours...worst case scenario is a nurse fondles my balls during an ekg..


the issue is if it gets worse it may become an ER thing
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 3:33:40 PM
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BJ-blazkowics posted...
Ryetoast posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I go to the doctors even when my balls don't actually hurt just for the attention.


Best is when it's a hot female doctor..

Yeah but anything with balls they like getting ekgs so it's a pain in the ass...


electrocardiogram for the balls?


Sonogram I meant..

The jelly is so cold..
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BJ-blazkowics
07/27/18 3:35:01 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
BJ-blazkowics posted...
Ryetoast posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I go to the doctors even when my balls don't actually hurt just for the attention.


Best is when it's a hot female doctor..

Yeah but anything with balls they like getting ekgs so it's a pain in the ass...


electrocardiogram for the balls?


Sonogram I meant..

The jelly is so cold..


ah ok lol.

Do people get boners when getting a nut sonogram?
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Lost_All_Senses
07/27/18 3:35:43 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
Like If my track record weren't "it will go away"..I'd be more inclined to go..


This is me on most things.
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kingdrake2
07/27/18 3:36:59 PM
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they're going to have to shock his balls.
i can't post the video, i'll get warned.
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DrizztLink
07/27/18 3:37:47 PM
#31:


Ryetoast posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
TC is gonna ignore our advice and end up with weird looking t-virus balls


Like If my track record weren't "it will go away"..I'd be more inclined to go..

I'll go if it's not better in a couple hours...worst case scenario is a nurse fondles my balls during an ekg..

I went to the ER for pain like this once. Had to get an ambulance and everything, legit couldn't stand.

Ended up getting my sonogram from the hottest chick I went to high school with.
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BJ-blazkowics
07/27/18 3:38:56 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Ryetoast posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
TC is gonna ignore our advice and end up with weird looking t-virus balls


Like If my track record weren't "it will go away"..I'd be more inclined to go..

I'll go if it's not better in a couple hours...worst case scenario is a nurse fondles my balls during an ekg..

I went to the ER for pain like this once. Had to get an ambulance and everything, legit couldn't stand.

Ended up getting my sonogram from the hottest chick I went to high school with.


awkward lmao
was she like "I know you!"?
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 3:41:09 PM
#33:


BJ-blazkowics posted...

ah ok lol.

Do people get boners when getting a nut sonogram?


No they use gloves and a wand..but they have to use their fingers to adjust the position of them sometimes.

More awkward than anything.

DrizztLink posted...
I went to the ER for pain like this once. Had to get an ambulance and everything, legit couldn't stand.

Ended up getting my sonogram from the hottest chick I went to high school with.


Lol..
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DrizztLink
07/27/18 3:43:17 PM
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BJ-blazkowics posted...
was she like "I know you!"?

I don't think she recognized me.
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karmageddon28
07/27/18 3:51:47 PM
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All joking aside, I'd get them checked. Speaking from experience, being protective of your balls could save your life someday.
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Coffeebeanz
07/27/18 3:51:56 PM
#36:


Nowhere near enough info in the initial complaint.

How do they hurt?

For how long?

Has it happened before?

What makes it hurt worse? What makes it better?
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KamenRiderBlade
07/27/18 3:53:06 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
Wat do
Were you kicked, punched, bashed, or had some heavy hard object rammed into your balls in recent memory?
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PokemonExpert44
07/27/18 3:53:43 PM
#38:


1. Go see a good female doctor.
2. Have your body fixed to 100%.
3. ????
4. Profit!!
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 3:55:03 PM
#39:


Coffeebeanz posted...
Nowhere near enough info in the initial complaint.

How do they hurt?

For how long?

Has it happened before?

What makes it hurt worse? What makes it better?


Like pulsating..

But it's less the testicles but the area around (back of the sack,in thighs etc)..

Woke up this morning and they were in pain.

Sitting up, walking, crouching..

Not much just lying in bed <_<...
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Coffeebeanz
07/27/18 3:56:03 PM
#40:


Ball pain is rarely ever totally benign

Epididymitis will need antibiotics
Testicular torsion is an emergency
Varicocele needs to be addressed
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 3:56:29 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
Ryetoast posted...
Wat do
Were you kicked, punched, bashed, or had some heavy hard object rammed into your balls in recent memory?


No..

Haven't played basketball or anything where I could twist them..

Most I did in the past couple of days was take some heavy furniture down stairs. It's okay I'll be fine..
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Coffeebeanz
07/27/18 3:56:42 PM
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Ryetoast posted...
Coffeebeanz posted...
Nowhere near enough info in the initial complaint.

How do they hurt?

For how long?

Has it happened before?

What makes it hurt worse? What makes it better?


Like pulsating..

But it's less the testicles but the area around (back of the sack,in thighs etc)..

Woke up this morning and they were in pain.

Sitting up, walking, crouching..

Not much just lying in bed <_<...


Go to the ER, that could very seriously be torsion. You'll need a doppler ultrasound at the very least.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/27/18 3:57:27 PM
#43:


Ryetoast posted...
Most I did in the past couple of days was take some heavy furniture down stairs. It's okay I'll be fine..
Did the heavy furniture impact your crotch without you knowing?
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Ryetoast
07/27/18 3:57:29 PM
#44:


Coffeebeanz posted...
Ball pain is rarely ever totally benign

Epididymitis will need antibiotics
Testicular torsion is an emergency
Varicocele needs to be addressed


I've had the first and third once...

Oh not third...it was just like a kink in the vein that caused my testicle to swell up..

I guess I'll go. Thanks Coffee..
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Allanon23
07/27/18 3:59:51 PM
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If you want to save your balls, go to the doctor.
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