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UnfairRepresent 07/26/18 2:06:53 PM #1: |
Your teenage daughter is now dating this villain, it's getting kind of serious and he is coming over tomorrow for dinner to meet you.
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DarkProto05 07/26/18 2:08:46 PM #2: |
Green Goblin.
I'd be creeped the fuck out. Probably make pasta or spaghetti with green sauce. --- Alpha Sapphire FC: 2552 5569 3267 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeeak4444 07/26/18 2:08:50 PM #3: |
Taskmaster?
Should be interesting. Edit: for dinner, uhh... you know... stuff. --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Giant_Aspirin 07/26/18 2:08:53 PM #4: |
villian: Skeletor
reaction: i'd give her a magic sword and a tiger to ride on meal: idk, whatever skeletons eat i guess --- Playing: Yakuza Kiwami; Superhot; Vermintide 2 (~);} - I suppose it will all make sense when we grow up - {;(~) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dyinglegacy 07/26/18 2:09:01 PM #5: |
Lex Luthor
That's as far as I got. --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 25400 losses. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/26/18 2:10:11 PM #6: |
Dyinglegacy posted...
Lex Luthor Luthor's gotta be one of the hardest ones to prepare for. He's a billionaire, he will have accuired taste. I mean what billionaire eats McDonalds and KFC? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zeeak4444 07/26/18 2:10:53 PM #7: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...Lex Luthor Mr. Valentine does. --- Typical gameFAQers are "Complainers that always complain about those who complain about real legitimate complaints."-Joker_X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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darkphoenix181 07/26/18 2:11:23 PM #8: |
He is a creepr from minecraft? That only thing that fit your silhouette.
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Vicious_Dios 07/26/18 2:11:37 PM #9: |
Poison Ivy.
So, definitely not a 'he', you presumptuous heathen. "I have a daughter? And she's black? AND she's a lesbi? AND she's dating a goddamn cartoon? AND she's POISON IVY?" --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 07/26/18 2:12:08 PM #10: |
Dyinglegacy posted...
Lex Luthor Same. I think him putting joker in my head made me unable to think of anyone but lex by association. It just suddenly popped in ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Neoconkers 07/26/18 2:12:39 PM #11: |
Big Wheel
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A_Good_Boy 07/26/18 2:12:45 PM #12: |
I thought of Black Manta. I assume he eats nothing but seafood, and I don't like or know how to prepare any.
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UnfairRepresent 07/26/18 2:13:49 PM #13: |
Vicious_Dios posted...
Poison Ivy. Serve Salad --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Doge 07/26/18 2:14:08 PM #14: |
@jpennys_cat Doge is about to throw paws
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darkphoenix181 07/26/18 2:14:33 PM #15: |
Vicious_Dios posted...
Poison Ivy. Ivy can seduce straight women though. And she prob make you lick her toes right in front of them. Then feed you to a fly trap. Gl --- chill02 to me: you are beautiful ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/26/18 2:15:43 PM #16: |
darkphoenix181 posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...Poison Ivy. Wonder if she uses her plants on girls. Like in a Japanese hentai. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 07/26/18 2:15:51 PM #17: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...Poison Ivy. Nah, son. Only TRILL homemade Texas barbeque in this household. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dib153 07/26/18 2:44:34 PM #18: |
Clayface
Mudpies --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/26/18 5:43:21 PM #19: |
Vicious_Dios posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...Vicious_Dios posted...Poison Ivy. I can imagine Ivy eating BBQ --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 07/26/18 5:46:23 PM #20: |
I was thinking of the bad guy from the Watchmen movie. I forget his name but
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LIsJustice 07/26/18 5:47:16 PM #21: |
Shotgunnova posted...
I was thinking of the bad guy from the Watchmen movie. I forget his name but Adrian Veidt? Anyways, I went with Luthor as well >_> --- Capcom is the best developer ever! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Trent 07/26/18 5:47:35 PM #22: |
megatron
dinner: he doesn't eat, so fuck it, fried chicken. reaction: how am i supposed to seat megatron? and God, i hope they haven't gotten past first base. --- i swear to God most of y'all cats just don't know The Trent you barely know yourself so i guess most of y'all should be offended ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Jiek_Fafn 07/26/18 5:49:10 PM #23: |
90s Venom
Grilled chicken and broccoli. Eddie is a total gym bro. I'm a little weirded out when he says stuff like, "We would like to help you do the dishes now! We will destroy Spiderman!" Otherwise he seems like a good fit for my little girl. --- PSN: Jiek FFRK: Tyro God Wall KZcv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 07/26/18 5:50:14 PM #24: |
Dyinglegacy posted...
Lex Luthor --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gp1829 07/26/18 5:57:08 PM #25: |
Why's the Joker banned from the thinking?
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NOM 07/26/18 5:58:15 PM #26: |
Thanos
I would cook him a well balanced meal. --- I dream broken dreams I make them come true ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/26/18 6:00:44 PM #27: |
gp1829 posted...
Why's the Joker banned from the thinking? Because the topic would be really fucking boring with 80% of the replies being "DA JOKA AND I WUD FED HIM THE EGG ROBAN LAID!" --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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InstaReturns 07/26/18 6:04:10 PM #28: |
Braniac
Lol does he even need to eat? --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Panthera 07/26/18 6:04:48 PM #29: |
Doctor Octopus
I'm not sure I have a chair that can seat him properly, but on the plus side, from what I know of him, at least he's usually rational enough to not go kill crazy over the tiniest little things so hey, maybe I live through the day and maybe my daughter can be happy? --- Meow! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mr_Biscuit 07/26/18 6:05:21 PM #30: |
I picked Lex Luthor and picturing him making that face next to the girl in the OP is literally perfect
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Jeff AKA Snoopy 07/26/18 6:05:22 PM #31: |
Sinestro
I mean... the guy kinda controls fear. I'm impressed. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DK9292 07/26/18 6:07:21 PM #32: |
Doc Ock.
Ew. He's like... old. I'd cook him fried calamari as a warning. --- A hero's role is one that cannot be forsaken, Caring for those with hearts that are breaking. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MattSFfrd 07/26/18 6:07:32 PM #33: |
if that's my daughter then me and my wife need to have a real deep conversation
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Ivany2008 07/26/18 6:08:13 PM #34: |
Doc Oc is a very good choice. He isn't batshit crazy and can hold down a conversation.
Hmmm..... its a hard choice... I want to say someone who isn't nuts, and is well spoken, so someone like Doctor Doom, or Kingpin? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/26/18 6:09:21 PM #35: |
MattSFfrd posted...
if that's my daughter then me and my wife need to have a real deep conversation About what? Death? philosophy? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PrettyBoyFloyd 07/26/18 6:11:12 PM #36: |
Does the Joker or some of these folks even count as a supervillain ?
They have no super powers. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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creativerealms 07/26/18 6:13:45 PM #37: |
My daughter is dating Lex Luthor? Marry him.
What would I make for dinner? I don't know but I'm sure he would hate it. --- No sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bishop9800 07/26/18 6:17:18 PM #38: |
The Shredder
The meal, Crispy Shredded Pork over rice. --- Seriously. I don't care what side of the fence someone is on, if they are a piece of crap, they are a piece of crap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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creativerealms 07/26/18 6:19:53 PM #39: |
Bishop9800 posted...
The Shredder Turtle soup. --- No sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MattSFfrd 07/26/18 6:19:55 PM #40: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
MattSFfrd posted...if that's my daughter then me and my wife need to have a real deep conversation the fact that she's fucking black dudes --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BakedStuffEtc 07/26/18 6:20:54 PM #41: |
i cant think of a supervillain that isnt the joker
we live in a society --- t. expert ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bishop9800 07/26/18 6:21:53 PM #42: |
creativerealms posted...
Bishop9800 posted...The Shredder That's the appetizer --- Seriously. I don't care what side of the fence someone is on, if they are a piece of crap, they are a piece of crap. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/26/18 6:32:44 PM #43: |
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Does the Joker or some of these folks even count as a supervillain ? Insanity and an amazing HR department is his superpower --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/27/18 3:11:35 AM #44: |
MattSFfrd posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...MattSFfrd posted...if that's my daughter then me and my wife need to have a real deep conversation ever thought that you fucked a black girl? or that a whire girl had black family --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dash_Harber 07/27/18 3:19:28 AM #45: |
Magneto.
Probably KFC so they'll give us plastic cutlery. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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jpennys_cat 07/27/18 1:01:36 PM #46: |
The_Doge posted...
@jpennys_cat Doge is about to throw paws @The_Doge I am not a villain! I'm just misunderstood. --- | =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= | A Super Nice Stray Kitty | =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= | #DontStabMe #KittyPryde #HatersGonnaHate | #VoteYesOnPikaBan ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/27/18 1:13:26 PM #47: |
Dash_Harber posted...
Magneto. what takeout gives metal cutlery? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CommonJoe 07/27/18 1:21:07 PM #48: |
...can i date the daughter?
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Mr_Hakubi 07/27/18 1:24:03 PM #49: |
I didnt know you cared for humans that way, Braniac.
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GeneralKenobi85 07/27/18 1:26:30 PM #50: |
Zeeak4444 posted...
Taskmaster? Isn't Taskmaster married? I thought I remember reading that. He does seem like one of the more level-headed villains though. --- Ah, yes, the Negotiator: General Kenobi <sneaky beeping> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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