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UnfairRepresent
07/26/18 2:06:53 PM
#1:


Your teenage daughter is now dating this villain, it's getting kind of serious and he is coming over tomorrow for dinner to meet you.

OhhINnz

How do you react and what would you make for dinner?
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DarkProto05
07/26/18 2:08:46 PM
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Green Goblin.

I'd be creeped the fuck out. Probably make pasta or spaghetti with green sauce.
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Zeeak4444
07/26/18 2:08:50 PM
#3:


Taskmaster?

Should be interesting.

Edit: for dinner, uhh... you know... stuff.
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Giant_Aspirin
07/26/18 2:08:53 PM
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villian: Skeletor

reaction: i'd give her a magic sword and a tiger to ride on

meal: idk, whatever skeletons eat i guess
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Dyinglegacy
07/26/18 2:09:01 PM
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Lex Luthor

That's as far as I got.
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UnfairRepresent
07/26/18 2:10:11 PM
#6:


Dyinglegacy posted...
Lex Luthor

That's as far as I got.

Luthor's gotta be one of the hardest ones to prepare for.

He's a billionaire, he will have accuired taste.

I mean what billionaire eats McDonalds and KFC?
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Zeeak4444
07/26/18 2:10:53 PM
#7:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
Lex Luthor

That's as far as I got.

Luthor's gotta be one of the hardest ones to prepare for.

He's a billionaire, he will have accuired taste.

I mean what billionaire eats McDonalds and KFC?


Mr. Valentine does.
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darkphoenix181
07/26/18 2:11:23 PM
#8:


He is a creepr from minecraft? That only thing that fit your silhouette.
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Vicious_Dios
07/26/18 2:11:37 PM
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Poison Ivy.

So, definitely not a 'he', you presumptuous heathen.

"I have a daughter? And she's black? AND she's a lesbi? AND she's dating a goddamn cartoon? AND she's POISON IVY?"
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Zikten
07/26/18 2:12:08 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Lex Luthor

That's as far as I got.

Same. I think him putting joker in my head made me unable to think of anyone but lex by association. It just suddenly popped in
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Neoconkers
07/26/18 2:12:39 PM
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Big Wheel
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A_Good_Boy
07/26/18 2:12:45 PM
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I thought of Black Manta. I assume he eats nothing but seafood, and I don't like or know how to prepare any.
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UnfairRepresent
07/26/18 2:13:49 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Poison Ivy.

Serve Salad
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The_Doge
07/26/18 2:14:08 PM
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@jpennys_cat Doge is about to throw paws
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darkphoenix181
07/26/18 2:14:33 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Poison Ivy.

So, definitely not a 'he', you presumptuous heathen.

"I have a daughter? And she's black? AND she's a lesbi? AND she's dating a goddamn cartoon? AND she's POISON IVY?"


Ivy can seduce straight women though. And she prob make you lick her toes right in front of them. Then feed you to a fly trap. Gl
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UnfairRepresent
07/26/18 2:15:43 PM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
Poison Ivy.

So, definitely not a 'he', you presumptuous heathen.

"I have a daughter? And she's black? AND she's a lesbi? AND she's dating a goddamn cartoon? AND she's POISON IVY?"


Ivy can seduce straight women though. And she prob make you lick her toes right in front of them. Then feed you to a fly trap. Gl

Wonder if she uses her plants on girls.

Like in a Japanese hentai.
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Vicious_Dios
07/26/18 2:15:51 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
Poison Ivy.

Serve Salad


Nah, son. Only TRILL homemade Texas barbeque in this household.
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dib153
07/26/18 2:44:34 PM
#18:


Clayface

Mudpies
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UnfairRepresent
07/26/18 5:43:21 PM
#19:


Vicious_Dios posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Vicious_Dios posted...
Poison Ivy.

Serve Salad


Nah, son. Only TRILL homemade Texas barbeque in this household.

I can imagine Ivy eating BBQ
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Shotgunnova
07/26/18 5:46:23 PM
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I was thinking of the bad guy from the Watchmen movie. I forget his name but he was a smart "good guy" originally, but then blew stuff up at the end, lmao.
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LIsJustice
07/26/18 5:47:16 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
I was thinking of the bad guy from the Watchmen movie. I forget his name but he was a smart "good guy" originally, but then blew stuff up at the end, lmao.

Adrian Veidt?
Anyways, I went with Luthor as well >_>
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The Trent
07/26/18 5:47:35 PM
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megatron

dinner: he doesn't eat, so fuck it, fried chicken.

reaction: how am i supposed to seat megatron? and God, i hope they haven't gotten past first base.
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Jiek_Fafn
07/26/18 5:49:10 PM
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90s Venom
Grilled chicken and broccoli. Eddie is a total gym bro.

I'm a little weirded out when he says stuff like, "We would like to help you do the dishes now! We will destroy Spiderman!" Otherwise he seems like a good fit for my little girl.
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Tyranthraxus
07/26/18 5:50:14 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
Lex Luthor

That's as far as I got.

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gp1829
07/26/18 5:57:08 PM
#25:


Why's the Joker banned from the thinking?
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NOM
07/26/18 5:58:15 PM
#26:


Thanos

I would cook him a well balanced meal.
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UnfairRepresent
07/26/18 6:00:44 PM
#27:


gp1829 posted...
Why's the Joker banned from the thinking?

Because the topic would be really fucking boring with 80% of the replies being "DA JOKA AND I WUD FED HIM THE EGG ROBAN LAID!"
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InstaReturns
07/26/18 6:04:10 PM
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Braniac

Lol does he even need to eat?
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Panthera
07/26/18 6:04:48 PM
#29:


Doctor Octopus

I'm not sure I have a chair that can seat him properly, but on the plus side, from what I know of him, at least he's usually rational enough to not go kill crazy over the tiniest little things so hey, maybe I live through the day and maybe my daughter can be happy?
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Mr_Biscuit
07/26/18 6:05:21 PM
#30:


I picked Lex Luthor and picturing him making that face next to the girl in the OP is literally perfect
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Jeff AKA Snoopy
07/26/18 6:05:22 PM
#31:


Sinestro

I mean... the guy kinda controls fear. I'm impressed.
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DK9292
07/26/18 6:07:21 PM
#32:


Doc Ock.

Ew. He's like... old.

I'd cook him fried calamari as a warning.
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MattSFfrd
07/26/18 6:07:32 PM
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if that's my daughter then me and my wife need to have a real deep conversation
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Ivany2008
07/26/18 6:08:13 PM
#34:


Doc Oc is a very good choice. He isn't batshit crazy and can hold down a conversation.

Hmmm..... its a hard choice... I want to say someone who isn't nuts, and is well spoken, so someone like Doctor Doom, or Kingpin?
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UnfairRepresent
07/26/18 6:09:21 PM
#35:


MattSFfrd posted...
if that's my daughter then me and my wife need to have a real deep conversation

About what?

Death? philosophy?
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PrettyBoyFloyd
07/26/18 6:11:12 PM
#36:


Does the Joker or some of these folks even count as a supervillain ?

They have no super powers.
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creativerealms
07/26/18 6:13:45 PM
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My daughter is dating Lex Luthor? Marry him.

What would I make for dinner? I don't know but I'm sure he would hate it.
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Bishop9800
07/26/18 6:17:18 PM
#38:


The Shredder

The meal, Crispy Shredded Pork over rice.
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creativerealms
07/26/18 6:19:53 PM
#39:


Bishop9800 posted...
The Shredder

The meal, Crispy Shredded Pork over rice.

Turtle soup.
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MattSFfrd
07/26/18 6:19:55 PM
#40:


UnfairRepresent posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
if that's my daughter then me and my wife need to have a real deep conversation

About what?

Death? philosophy?


the fact that she's fucking black dudes
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BakedStuffEtc
07/26/18 6:20:54 PM
#41:


i cant think of a supervillain that isnt the joker

we live in a society
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Bishop9800
07/26/18 6:21:53 PM
#42:


creativerealms posted...
Bishop9800 posted...
The Shredder

The meal, Crispy Shredded Pork over rice.

Turtle soup.


That's the appetizer
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UnfairRepresent
07/26/18 6:32:44 PM
#43:


PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Does the Joker or some of these folks even count as a supervillain ?

They have no super powers.

Insanity and an amazing HR department is his superpower
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UnfairRepresent
07/27/18 3:11:35 AM
#44:


MattSFfrd posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
if that's my daughter then me and my wife need to have a real deep conversation

About what?

Death? philosophy?


the fact that she's fucking black dudes

ever thought that you fucked a black girl?

or that a whire girl had black family
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Dash_Harber
07/27/18 3:19:28 AM
#45:


Magneto.

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jpennys_cat
07/27/18 1:01:36 PM
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The_Doge posted...
@jpennys_cat Doge is about to throw paws

@The_Doge I am not a villain! I'm just misunderstood.
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UnfairRepresent
07/27/18 1:13:26 PM
#47:


Dash_Harber posted...
Magneto.

Probably KFC so they'll give us plastic cutlery.

what takeout gives metal cutlery?
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CommonJoe
07/27/18 1:21:07 PM
#48:


...can i date the daughter?
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Mr_Hakubi
07/27/18 1:24:03 PM
#49:


I didnt know you cared for humans that way, Braniac.
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GeneralKenobi85
07/27/18 1:26:30 PM
#50:


Zeeak4444 posted...
Taskmaster?

Should be interesting.

Edit: for dinner, uhh... you know... stuff.

Isn't Taskmaster married? I thought I remember reading that. He does seem like one of the more level-headed villains though.
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