Current Events > Stefanie Joosten is the reason I work out
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Touch 07/26/18 9:32:46 AM #1: |
I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in Metal Gear Solid V. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Stefanie Joosten? She touches her neck as she watches me leave. Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette. "Got a spare?" she asks. "What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles. "Conversation with me, duh." I laugh. "What's so funny?" she protests. "Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?" "You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter. "What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask. "Teaching, I think." "And if I was your student, what would I be learning?" "Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?" "Bermuda," I say. "Oh wow. That's lovely." "It's ok," I admit. "Not everything is to my liking." "What could possibly be not to your liking in Bermuda?" she inquires. "I don't like sand," I tell her. "It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Irony 07/26/18 9:33:21 AM #2: |
Some day she'll notice me
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ASithLord7 07/26/18 9:33:43 AM #3: |
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MissAtomicBomb 07/26/18 9:33:57 AM #4: |
Natalie Portman is a better reason
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boxington 07/26/18 9:34:43 AM #5: |
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MrMallard 07/26/18 9:36:08 AM #6: |
You lost me at "I loved you in MGSV".
Edit: nvm, scrolled up and saw the tail end of the post. lmao --- I will walk down to the end with you, if you will walk all the way down with me. Now playing:Fortnite (NS), Ambition of the Slimes, RuneScape ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Frolex 07/26/18 9:41:11 AM #7: |
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP 07/26/18 9:42:32 AM #8: |
would read again
--- If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SpiritSephiroth 07/26/18 10:10:49 AM #9: |
Goddamnit im at the bank for my work and i almost burst out laughing for some reason.
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KILBOTz 07/26/18 10:17:56 AM #10: |
you should start sending her a hand written letter with this in it every day with 1 of your hairs and 1 grain of sand in each letter.
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King Rial 07/27/18 4:14:29 AM #11: |
ASithLord7 posted...
Okay the ending got me. --- I use Bing... For Rewards... >____> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DrizztLink 07/27/18 4:49:40 AM #12: |
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Kaiganeer 07/27/18 4:52:59 AM #13: |
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Big_Nabendu 07/27/18 4:53:47 AM #14: |
Ironic
He could fool CE but not himself --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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