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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/18 3:19:21 AM
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Never happened before and I don't know exactly how it happened. The obvious gay jokes are coming but I am actually one of the few CEmen who go outside and does stuff. @joestarrr gimme some pain killers ya jerk. I can make it pull when I hold my leg out and pull my foot in towards me, I just feel the upper part of my ass tearing. It's tearing the ass out of me.
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SpiralDrift
07/25/18 3:22:32 AM
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Guy says... I said, guy says... he says I pulled a muscle in my ass.

So I says to him, I says... I says... then push it back out.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/25/18 3:22:45 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/18 3:24:13 AM
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SpiralDrift posted...
Guy says... I said, guy says... he says I pulled a muscle in my ass.

So I says to him, I says... I says... then push it back out.


AY! ......You's got somethin to say here pal?
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DocileOrangeCup
07/25/18 3:24:15 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
wtf with the random tag


I just got my scrotum stuck in a pickle jar

@Leanaunfurled help
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/18 3:24:45 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
wtf with the random tag


Because this is happening NOW. LIVE.
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Syntheticon
07/25/18 4:15:30 AM
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In soviet Russia, you pull ass with your muscles.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/18 4:17:12 AM
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Syntheticon posted...
In soviet Russia, you pull ass with your muscles.


Well here in the United Fucking States of Christ Almighty America, I did EXACTLY that. My ass has been pulled by my ass muscles.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/25/18 4:26:36 AM
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I just tested a major gas fart and I can still feel some upper left assiuss teariuss shit goin on towards the upper assuss majorus situation. I need to soak my ass in ice possibly I dunno.
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