Current Events > Rudd discusses Ant-Man crawling into Thanos' ass and expanding to defeat him

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Starts around 1:45

Do you think it would work? Should Captain America consider this tactic?
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No one wants to discuss how strong the Thanus is?
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The stimulation kills half the universe again, Ant-Man dies before fully expanding

Thanus wins
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It would be the greatest surprise attack ever.

Going from Molecular size to 5 story building in the "Thanus" as a "One-Hit, Sure Kill" technique.
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I hope that's how it ends
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I always thought, why can't they defeat him from the inside?
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I mean he'd just expand into some really hard material (Thanos) and kill himself.
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Knowledge_King posted...

I mean he'd just expand into some really hard material (Thanos) and kill himself.

Yeah I'm pretty sure Rudd would just get crushed lmfao
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Knowledge_King posted...

I mean he'd just expand into some really hard material (Thanos) and kill himself.

But where does the hard stuff begin? Are the bowels of Thanos hard? He just needs to expand until he does some pretty good damage. Maybe to the point where Thanos needs a colostomy bag. I'm sure he'd sacrifice himself if he needed to.
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Thanus
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He should crawl in there and stimulate his prostate to distract him long enough for them to think of a better plan.

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this...
does put a smile on my face.
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yeah, thats funny, penetrating another being without their consent and murdering them. Remind me why Disney is employing someone who seems to think that rape is a joke?
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<_<
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Thanus would squeeze his ass cheeks so hard that Antman gets collapsed back into the Quantum realm.
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EnragedSlith posted...

yeah, thats funny, penetrating another being without their consent and murdering them. Remind me why Disney is employing someone who seems to think that rape is a joke?

oh no think of the poor Mad Titan

that was the completely wrong way to approach that try again zikten
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

that was the completely wrong way to approach that try again zikten

don't make me turn this car around

FLUFFYGERM posted...

Thanus would squeeze his ass cheeks so hard that Antman gets collapsed back into the Quantum realm.

That's why he needs to use stealth. Once he breaches the sphincter he should be safe from the ass cheeks.
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Oh god that's just cruel and unusual, but it could be the one way Dr. Strange saw victory as possible.
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Why does it have to his ass and not his mouth or ear canal or something, you're gonna run into the same bone problem eventually after a certain size
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MacadamianNut3 posted...

Why does it have to his ass and not his mouth or ear canal or something, you're gonna run into the same bone problem eventually after a certain size

Well I think he would hear or taste Ant-man if he did that.

I think we all overlook a weird itch or sensation in our ass sometimes.
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EnragedSlith posted...

yeah, thats funny, penetrating another being without their consent and murdering them. Remind me why Disney is employing someone who seems to think that rape is a joke?

lol
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Thanos's farts would kill poor Antman.
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The Mad Tighten.
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I thought this was actual spoilers and got pissed for a sec
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Fenrimis posted...

I thought this was actual spoilers and got pissed for a sec

Who knows it could be
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This topic is making me literally laugh out loud. And my stomach hurts now. I hate you all.

Although...Why not just get inside him and expand in his dong? I can't imagine that being too heavily fortified. It's the universal weak spot for males everywhere.
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fuzzylittlbunny posted...

This topic is making me literally laugh out loud. And my stomach hurts now. I hate you all.

Although...Why not just get inside him and expand in his dong? I can't imagine that being too heavily fortified. It's the universal weak spot for males everywhere.

Hopefully he's circumcised
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