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MorningRose 07/22/18 10:06:28 PM #1: |
My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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frozenshock 07/22/18 10:08:22 PM #2: |
So you're a guy, then?
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MorningRose 07/22/18 10:09:19 PM #3: |
frozenshock posted...
So you're a guy, then? It's a copypasta, :P . Google it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tappor 07/22/18 10:09:29 PM #4: |
what the fu-
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Genocet_10-325 07/22/18 10:10:04 PM #5: |
That's funny because something similar happened to me today. My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test" And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm." So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh). My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No." So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't. --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MorningRose 07/23/18 5:16:48 PM #6: |
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Hexenherz 07/23/18 5:18:26 PM #7: |
there was a needle in the ring and shane was the house.
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glitteringfairy 07/23/18 5:18:41 PM #8: |
frozenshock posted...
So you're a guy, then? Well technic- *gets shot* --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EliteLevel 07/23/18 5:19:00 PM #9: |
I dont get it. Not even when I googled it.
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Mr_Biscuit 07/23/18 5:19:03 PM #10: |
A pleasant surprise to just see the classic meme, unedited, every once in a while.
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