Current Events > $100,000 but I have to be within 20 feet of you at all times for a year

(+) Yeah! (+)

I will follow you everywhere you go for 365 days. I don't do anything violent or threatening, just stare at you with vacant, dead eyes.

Let's do this.
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You're in for a wild year my friend. I take the deal.
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You're in for a wild year my friend. I take the deal.

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So all I have to do to get others to tolerate my presence is pay them exorbitant amounts of money? I feel like this is a breakthrough for me.

SpinKirby posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You're in for a wild year my friend. I take the deal.

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What's the downside?
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weekoldhotdog posted...

What's the downside?

you have to be next to him

if my room isn't 20 feet in either length, would you just stand outside the door?

ChessInFiveD posted...

weekoldhotdog posted...

What's the downside?

you have to be next to him

Would it really be so bad, though? I love to cook, I'm polite, and I devote myself to tedious chores with mindlessly creepy zeal.

Kyurem-BIack posted...

if my room isn't 20 feet in either length, would you just stand outside the door?

Within 20 feet. It would be a matter of compromise where I would be within that range.

Do you need to be within eyesight though? Like can we be in separate rooms? Or will you be watching me fap/have sex/take shits/shower?
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Do you sleep? Do you require sustenance?
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I live a pretty boring life and already had one stalker to my name in the past, I'd do it.

DavidWong posted...

Do you need to be within eyesight though? Like can we be in separate rooms? Or will you be watching me fap/have sex/take shits/shower?

He's gonna watch you with blank dead eyes while you're breaking in your wife on your honeymoon.
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DavidWong posted...

Do you need to be within eyesight though? Like can we be in separate rooms? Or will you be watching me fap/have sex/take shits/shower?

No, anywhere within 20 feet is fair game. I can be on the other side of a wall. But we would need to stay within 20 feet of each other in the process of getting into these separate rooms.

Deal.
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Jeff AKA Snoopy posted...

Do you sleep? Do you require sustenance?

I sleep roughly 8 hours a day, and I would require at least 1,500 calories a day. I could pay for and cook my own food, and yours as well if you'd like.

Vicious_Dios posted...

SpinKirby posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You're in for a wild year my friend. I take the deal.

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MonkeySee posted...

DavidWong posted...

Do you need to be within eyesight though? Like can we be in separate rooms? Or will you be watching me fap/have sex/take shits/shower?

No, anywhere within 20 feet is fair game. I can be on the other side of a wall. But we would need to stay within 20 feet of each other in the process of getting into these separate rooms.

I can live with that. You'll be like a housemate. And can help my fiance and I pay rent
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Do I have to go out of my way to accomodate you, so you're within 20 feet, or it's your problem to figure it out?
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stone posted...

Do I have to go out of my way to accomodate you, so you're within 20 feet, or it's your problem to figure it out?

You have to make sure I'm within 20 feet. I will make every realistic effort to stay within this zone, but you will definitely have to go out of your way to fit me into your life.

MonkeySee posted...

stone posted...

Do I have to go out of my way to accomodate you, so you're within 20 feet, or it's your problem to figure it out?

You have to make sure I'm within 20 feet. I will make every realistic effort to stay within this zone, but you will definitely have to go out of your way to fit me into your life.

Well.. current apartment has lockers in the basement. You could be down there and remain within 20 feet of me without being in the actual apartment. So I'd just have to give you rides (in the trunk of the car, most likely) whenever I go somewhere, and that'd solve it.
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stone posted...

MonkeySee posted...

stone posted...

Do I have to go out of my way to accomodate you, so you're within 20 feet, or it's your problem to figure it out?

You have to make sure I'm within 20 feet. I will make every realistic effort to stay within this zone, but you will definitely have to go out of your way to fit me into your life.

Well.. current apartment has lockers in the basement. You could be down there and remain within 20 feet of me without being in the actual apartment. So I'd just have to give you rides (in the trunk of the car, most likely) whenever I go somewhere, and that'd solve it.

Ah. I suppose it would depend on the level of maltreatment. If you treat me badly enough I will run away and you won't get a penny, obligating you to find a way to restrain me for an entire year. Which probably wouldn't be feasible unless you never leave your apartment. It would be difficult to pin down the level of common courtesy sufficient to ensure my cooperation, but my standards likely won't be very high compared to the average person.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

You're in for a wild year my friend. I take the deal.

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You will go insane, not me.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Let's do this.

If I travel, do I have to buy you a plane ticket?

Do I get the money now or do you follow me for a year then disappear leaving a pile of money behind?
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MonkeySee posted...

stone posted...

MonkeySee posted...

stone posted...

Do I have to go out of my way to accomodate you, so you're within 20 feet, or it's your problem to figure it out?

You have to make sure I'm within 20 feet. I will make every realistic effort to stay within this zone, but you will definitely have to go out of your way to fit me into your life.

Well.. current apartment has lockers in the basement. You could be down there and remain within 20 feet of me without being in the actual apartment. So I'd just have to give you rides (in the trunk of the car, most likely) whenever I go somewhere, and that'd solve it.

Ah. I suppose it would depend on the level of maltreatment. If you treat me badly enough I will run away and you won't get a penny, obligating you to find a way to restrain me for an entire year. Which probably wouldn't be feasible unless you never leave your apartment. It would be difficult to pin down the level of common courtesy sufficient to ensure my cooperation, but my standards likely won't be very high compared to the average person.

Goddamn fine print! Fine, I have a spare bedroom you could use, I guess, and still be within 20 feet.
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White Eagle posted...

If I travel, do I have to buy you a plane ticket?

Do I get the money now or do you follow me for a year then disappear leaving a pile of money behind?

I am allotted a budget of $20,000 for the year, and I will spend it solely on necessities. So it depends on how much travelling you do. My $20,000 budget will likely be enough to pay my own way as long as we don't get too extravagant. I won't pay rent, however. I will insist on a place to stay being provided for me. You get the money only upon the conclusion of the 365-day period.

20 feet is enough. Could close bathroom/bedroom doors.
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