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Zach_is_back
07/22/18 10:18:22 AM
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You walk in your 17 year old son's room to ask him if he wants dinner, which is when you see that his drawer is open and this is in there:

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How do you honestly react?
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UnfairRepresent
07/22/18 10:19:05 AM
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"We got fucking Internet, why is he still using magazines?"
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NeonOctopus
07/22/18 10:19:31 AM
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KirbyMagicWand
07/22/18 10:21:01 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"We got fucking Internet, why is he still using magazines?"

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Choco
07/22/18 10:21:41 AM
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well i'd hope that by the time he's 17, he knows that he can talk to me about anything (and that i'm bi myself) so i wouldn't mention it until he did
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ollie89
07/22/18 10:30:14 AM
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I respect his privacy. Simple as that.
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Fate1021
07/22/18 10:50:21 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"We got fucking Internet, why is he still using magazines?"

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BuckVanHammer
07/22/18 11:01:05 AM
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Flip to seaonal essentials and ask him if he pizza sounds good.
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CoolBeansAvi
07/22/18 11:02:36 AM
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I flip through it to see if there's anything good in it
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cjsdowg
07/22/18 11:03:01 AM
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Why is this such a reoccurring theme around here.
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MC_BatCommander
07/22/18 11:05:15 AM
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Disgusted he would waste money on a magazine
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Stagmar
07/22/18 11:13:09 AM
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Freak out that I somehow have a kid.
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HashtagTartarus
07/22/18 11:16:18 AM
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Confront them. If they were truly closeted, then either:
1. They were hoping to come out of the closet, seeing as how it's easy to look at naked men online without leaving a literal paper trail.
2. They have really bad opsec, which I'll need to help them improve before they go out in to the real world and potentially expose embarrassing information left-and-right.
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Minecraft10
07/22/18 11:23:16 AM
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"son, it's ok to be gay."

*hugs him*
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KStateKing17
07/22/18 11:33:33 AM
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"You could have just asked to borrow it"
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omega cookie
07/22/18 11:36:35 AM
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Make him smoke the entire magazine as punishment for not telling me.
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Vermander
07/22/18 11:37:05 AM
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I mean if he is looking at men like that he could honestly do much worse.
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vocedelmorte
07/22/18 11:38:10 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Deed to it
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Question86
07/22/18 1:11:01 PM
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omega cookie posted...
Make him smoke the entire magazine as punishment for not telling me.

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Ilishe
07/22/18 1:12:50 PM
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Smack him over the head with the rolled up magazine for being so airheaded.
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_Goggalor_
07/22/18 1:14:13 PM
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Respect his privacy. If he wanted to come out at some point, I would also be supportive.
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AvlButtslam
07/22/18 1:14:51 PM
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cjsdowg posted...
Why is this such a reoccurring theme around here.

At least the daily "you walk in on your cute gay roommate doing x" topics have died off
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LinksLiege
07/22/18 1:17:52 PM
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I mean, if I know he's closeted then I wouldn't be surprised.

More than that I'd hope I would have raised him to not be worried about telling me something like that.
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KINDERFELD
07/22/18 1:19:04 PM
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Tell him he has a mandatory appointment with a proctologist to see if he's been sodomized yet.
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HashtagTartarus
07/22/18 1:20:16 PM
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Choco
07/23/18 10:32:33 AM
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AvlButtslam posted...
cjsdowg posted...
Why is this such a reoccurring theme around here.

At least the daily "you walk in on your cute gay roommate doing x" topics have died off

those were gr8
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Vindris_SNH
07/23/18 10:38:11 AM
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Probably pretend I didn't see it and ignore it.
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Abyssea
07/23/18 10:38:39 AM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Deed to it

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Iodine
07/23/18 10:39:01 AM
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KirbyMagicWand posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
"We got fucking Internet, why is he still using magazines?"

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KStateKing17
07/23/18 11:38:28 AM
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Iodine posted...
KirbyMagicWand posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
"We got fucking Internet, why is he still using magazines?"

The articles obviously
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wannabepranksta
07/23/18 11:43:45 AM
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Reprogram him through various religious camps.
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Dyinglegacy
07/23/18 11:53:35 AM
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I gotta be careful with how I word this.

I have a 3 year old son. Can't say I'd be super happy if he turned out to be gay. I wouldn't throw him out, but I'm not gonna lie, I'd be a little bummed about it. There's definitely worst things that he could be.

Gay people out in the world don't bother me, and gay marriage and what not doesn't phase me. I just don't want it for my son. If he is, he is.
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Kitt
07/23/18 11:54:22 AM
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KStateKing17
07/23/18 12:09:08 PM
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Dyinglegacy posted...
I gotta be careful with how I word this.

I have a 3 year old son. Can't say I'd be super happy if he turned out to be gay. I wouldn't throw him out, but I'm not gonna lie, I'd be a little bummed about it. There's definitely worst things that he could be.

Gay people out in the world don't bother me, and gay marriage and what not doesn't phase me. I just don't want it for my son. If he is, he is.

If you don't mind me asking, what scares you tje most about one of your kids possibly being gay? The lower chances of grandkids? Him being feminine or bullied for being gay? Or maybe something else. I'm asking as a bisexual who isn't out to his whole family yet.
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Dyinglegacy
07/23/18 12:41:17 PM
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KStateKing17 posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...
I gotta be careful with how I word this.

I have a 3 year old son. Can't say I'd be super happy if he turned out to be gay. I wouldn't throw him out, but I'm not gonna lie, I'd be a little bummed about it. There's definitely worst things that he could be.

Gay people out in the world don't bother me, and gay marriage and what not doesn't phase me. I just don't want it for my son. If he is, he is.

If you don't mind me asking, what scares you tje most about one of your kids possibly being gay? The lower chances of grandkids? Him being feminine or bullied for being gay? Or maybe something else. I'm asking as a bisexual who isn't out to his whole family yet.


A mixture of all those things. I would think that most people wouldn't WANT their kids to turn out gay. Aside from the appearance of being all super progressive, I can't think of a reason that people would be excited for it. I just mostly want him to have a normal life, and not have anything that could potentially be a detrement, especially depending on where you live.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/23/18 12:42:18 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Confront them. If they were truly closeted, then either:
1. They were hoping to come out of the closet, seeing as how it's easy to look at naked men online without leaving a literal paper trail.
2. They have really bad opsec, which I'll need to help them improve before they go out in to the real world and potentially expose embarrassing information left-and-right.

being gay doesn't have the same stigma as being a furry so i don't think your son will need to be that discreet

that being said i don't think you'll ever have kids anyhow
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SauI_Goodman
07/23/18 12:42:33 PM
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I wouldn't want him to feel like I was snooping around his room but at the same time I would tell him I really don't care and he doesn't have to hide it.
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voldothegr8
07/23/18 12:43:59 PM
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Feel glad he probably won't be knocking up any bitches.
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glitteringfairy
07/23/18 12:45:51 PM
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Explain to him he can be gay all he wants but he still has to have a biological child because we are the last of a bloodline and he has to carry it on
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UnfairRepresent
07/23/18 2:36:43 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Explain to him he can be gay all he wants but he still has to have a biological child because we are the last of a bloodline and he has to carry it on

What if he is a vampire?
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Abyssea
07/23/18 2:39:07 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
Explain to him he can be gay all he wants but he still has to have a biological child because we are the last of a bloodline and he has to carry it on


judging from your posts it would probably be best for the bloodline to just end there.
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EliteLevel
07/23/18 2:45:21 PM
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See if theres anything good in the ads section.
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CADE FOSTER
07/23/18 2:46:56 PM
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I yell at him because he wasted money on a magazine when we have super Google fiber intrawebs
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