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Zach_is_back 07/22/18 10:18:22 AM #1: |
You walk in your 17 year old son's room to ask him if he wants dinner, which is when you see that his drawer is open and this is in there:
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UnfairRepresent 07/22/18 10:19:05 AM #2: |
"We got fucking Internet, why is he still using magazines?"
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NeonOctopus 07/22/18 10:19:31 AM #3: |
Deed to it
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KirbyMagicWand 07/22/18 10:21:01 AM #4: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
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Choco 07/22/18 10:21:41 AM #5: |
well i'd hope that by the time he's 17, he knows that he can talk to me about anything (and that i'm bi myself) so i wouldn't mention it until he did
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ollie89 07/22/18 10:30:14 AM #7: |
I respect his privacy. Simple as that.
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Fate1021 07/22/18 10:50:21 AM #8: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
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BuckVanHammer 07/22/18 11:01:05 AM #9: |
Flip to seaonal essentials and ask him if he pizza sounds good.
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CoolBeansAvi 07/22/18 11:02:36 AM #10: |
I flip through it to see if there's anything good in it
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cjsdowg 07/22/18 11:03:01 AM #11: |
Why is this such a reoccurring theme around here.
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MC_BatCommander 07/22/18 11:05:15 AM #12: |
Disgusted he would waste money on a magazine
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Stagmar 07/22/18 11:13:09 AM #13: |
Freak out that I somehow have a kid.
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HashtagTartarus 07/22/18 11:16:18 AM #14: |
Confront them. If they were truly closeted, then either:
1. They were hoping to come out of the closet, seeing as how it's easy to look at naked men online without leaving a literal paper trail. 2. They have really bad opsec, which I'll need to help them improve before they go out in to the real world and potentially expose embarrassing information left-and-right. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Minecraft10 07/22/18 11:23:16 AM #15: |
"son, it's ok to be gay."
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KStateKing17 07/22/18 11:33:33 AM #16: |
"You could have just asked to borrow it"
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omega cookie 07/22/18 11:36:35 AM #17: |
Make him smoke the entire magazine as punishment for not telling me.
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Vermander 07/22/18 11:37:05 AM #18: |
I mean if he is looking at men like that he could honestly do much worse.
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vocedelmorte 07/22/18 11:38:10 AM #19: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Deed to it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Question86 07/22/18 1:11:01 PM #20: |
omega cookie posted...
Make him smoke the entire magazine as punishment for not telling me. --- New topic every month ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 07/22/18 1:12:50 PM #21: |
Smack him over the head with the rolled up magazine for being so airheaded.
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_Goggalor_ 07/22/18 1:14:13 PM #22: |
Respect his privacy. If he wanted to come out at some point, I would also be supportive.
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AvlButtslam 07/22/18 1:14:51 PM #23: |
cjsdowg posted...
Why is this such a reoccurring theme around here. At least the daily "you walk in on your cute gay roommate doing x" topics have died off --- Hey kiddies ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinksLiege 07/22/18 1:17:52 PM #24: |
I mean, if I know he's closeted then I wouldn't be surprised.
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KINDERFELD 07/22/18 1:19:04 PM #25: |
Tell him he has a mandatory appointment with a proctologist to see if he's been sodomized yet.
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HashtagTartarus 07/22/18 1:20:16 PM #26: |
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Choco 07/23/18 10:32:33 AM #27: |
AvlButtslam posted...
cjsdowg posted...Why is this such a reoccurring theme around here. those were gr8 --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vindris_SNH 07/23/18 10:38:11 AM #28: |
Probably pretend I didn't see it and ignore it.
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Abyssea 07/23/18 10:38:39 AM #29: |
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Iodine 07/23/18 10:39:01 AM #30: |
KirbyMagicWand posted...
UnfairRepresent posted..."We got fucking Internet, why is he still using magazines?" --- In Belichick we Trust ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KStateKing17 07/23/18 11:38:28 AM #32: |
Iodine posted...
KirbyMagicWand posted...UnfairRepresent posted..."We got fucking Internet, why is he still using magazines?" The articles obviously --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wannabepranksta 07/23/18 11:43:45 AM #33: |
Reprogram him through various religious camps.
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Dyinglegacy 07/23/18 11:53:35 AM #34: |
I gotta be careful with how I word this.
I have a 3 year old son. Can't say I'd be super happy if he turned out to be gay. I wouldn't throw him out, but I'm not gonna lie, I'd be a little bummed about it. There's definitely worst things that he could be. Gay people out in the world don't bother me, and gay marriage and what not doesn't phase me. I just don't want it for my son. If he is, he is. --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 25400 losses. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 07/23/18 11:54:22 AM #35: |
Take it for myself.
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KStateKing17 07/23/18 12:09:08 PM #36: |
Dyinglegacy posted...
I gotta be careful with how I word this. If you don't mind me asking, what scares you tje most about one of your kids possibly being gay? The lower chances of grandkids? Him being feminine or bullied for being gay? Or maybe something else. I'm asking as a bisexual who isn't out to his whole family yet. --- The 17th King of the State of K ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dyinglegacy 07/23/18 12:41:17 PM #37: |
KStateKing17 posted...
Dyinglegacy posted...I gotta be careful with how I word this. A mixture of all those things. I would think that most people wouldn't WANT their kids to turn out gay. Aside from the appearance of being all super progressive, I can't think of a reason that people would be excited for it. I just mostly want him to have a normal life, and not have anything that could potentially be a detrement, especially depending on where you live. --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 25400 losses. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YOUHAVENOHOPE 07/23/18 12:42:18 PM #38: |
HashtagTartarus posted...
Confront them. If they were truly closeted, then either: being gay doesn't have the same stigma as being a furry so i don't think your son will need to be that discreet that being said i don't think you'll ever have kids anyhow --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SauI_Goodman 07/23/18 12:42:33 PM #39: |
I wouldn't want him to feel like I was snooping around his room but at the same time I would tell him I really don't care and he doesn't have to hide it.
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voldothegr8 07/23/18 12:43:59 PM #40: |
Feel glad he probably won't be knocking up any bitches.
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glitteringfairy 07/23/18 12:45:51 PM #41: |
Explain to him he can be gay all he wants but he still has to have a biological child because we are the last of a bloodline and he has to carry it on
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UnfairRepresent 07/23/18 2:36:43 PM #42: |
glitteringfairy posted...
Explain to him he can be gay all he wants but he still has to have a biological child because we are the last of a bloodline and he has to carry it on What if he is a vampire? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Abyssea 07/23/18 2:39:07 PM #43: |
glitteringfairy posted...
Explain to him he can be gay all he wants but he still has to have a biological child because we are the last of a bloodline and he has to carry it on judging from your posts it would probably be best for the bloodline to just end there. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EliteLevel 07/23/18 2:45:21 PM #45: |
See if theres anything good in the ads section.
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CADE FOSTER 07/23/18 2:46:56 PM #46: |
I yell at him because he wasted money on a magazine when we have super Google fiber intrawebs
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