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UnfairRepresent 07/20/18 1:39:25 PM #1: |
Japanese authorities arrested a man Saturday after another person died when he allegedly shot compressed air into their rectum as a prank.
Yoshiyuki Yoshida, 34, was arrested for the accidental killing of Akio Ishimaru, 46, according to Ibaraki Prefecture Ryugasaki police. The incident took place at an Ibaraki Tsukuba City manufacturing plant on July 13, according to the Asia Times. The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimarus buttocks, the news site reported. Ishimaur began to feel ill minutes after the prank and was taken to the hospital where he later died. Yoshida reportedly admitted to committing the crime. It was a tragic accident but not the first of its kind, police said in a statement. The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death. We are waiting for the results of an autopsy, which is still being scheduled. An incident of this nature isnt exactly unheard of in Japan. Two men working at a waste disposal factory accidentally killed their co-worker after poking him in the buttocks with an air compressor in December 2017, the Asia Times reported. Both were reportedly arrested on assault charges. A Kyoto student died on Jan. 1 after being poked in the rear with an air-duster blower. Japans Self-Defense Forces have also been a culprit of the prank. Air compressor-inflicted injuries have sent several to the hospital with serious wounds. Full Aticle: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/07/20/man-arrested-for-allegedly-killing-co-worker-by-forcing-compressed-air-up-his-buttocks.html Reminds me of when I was a kid and people used to erect pencils on other kids seats so it would sit on the and go right up their ass. Except the only time it did anything other than break the pencil it basically stabbed some poor kid in the ass and actually got inserted through his buttcheek --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orthopox12 07/20/18 1:41:35 PM #2: |
Well golly gee
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Monolith1676 07/20/18 1:41:40 PM #3: |
We used thumbtacks in middle school.
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Peter_Giffyndor 07/20/18 1:42:33 PM #4: |
Close your account.
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voldothegr8 07/20/18 1:45:28 PM #5: |
We're such feeble creatures
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Nomadic View 07/20/18 1:46:15 PM #6: |
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UnfairRepresent 07/20/18 1:46:19 PM #7: |
Monolith1676 posted...
We used thumbtacks in middle school. I thought they just made that up for comic books --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 07/20/18 1:46:42 PM #8: |
Japan lol
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Vindris_SNH 07/20/18 1:46:44 PM #9: |
Good to know that can kill you, holy shit.
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eston 07/20/18 1:46:49 PM #10: |
The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death." --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 07/20/18 1:47:37 PM #11: |
Excepted America. Damn I'm 1 for 3 now :(
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Megaman50100 07/20/18 1:49:28 PM #12: |
eston posted...
The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death." This lmao --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orthopox12 07/20/18 1:52:14 PM #13: |
Megaman50100 posted...
eston posted...The air compressor was pushed up against the anus, over clothing, not directly into the cavity, and the release of the air into the body probably damaged the lungs, causing death." The plot thickens --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The X Dawg 07/20/18 1:52:59 PM #14: |
Well this blows ass.
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Alexanaxela 07/20/18 1:53:54 PM #15: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
The two were apparently fooling around on their break when Yoshida took the air compressor and injected a blast of air in between Ishimarus buttocks, the news site reported. one second you're just fooling around, the next second the dood got an air compressor and shooting you in between the buttocks with it. Smh --- Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever tasted. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lordgold666 07/20/18 1:54:49 PM #16: |
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Excepted --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orthopox12 07/20/18 1:56:55 PM #17: |
I use to work at a printing company and and we used an air compressor on the cores for the paper rolls and me and a co worker made a pretty powerful gun out of it that could shoot small objects. Thing would punch thru a solid stack of aluminum printing plates, which we discovered after shooting it at eachother and missing a few times.
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BlueJester007 07/20/18 1:57:25 PM #18: |
Where the fuck do people get these ideas from?
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COVxy 07/20/18 1:57:33 PM #19: |
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KillerKhan420 07/20/18 1:58:09 PM #20: |
Ban air compressors.
Seriously, that must of been excruciatingly painful for those last few minutes. It's always been said if you blow air into a womans parts it could lead to death, didn't know it was true. --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Monolith1676 07/20/18 1:58:36 PM #21: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Monolith1676 posted...We used thumbtacks in middle school. Nope. We did it back in 7th grade and 8th grade. I remember when one of my friends sat on some and he yelled out "ow my ass is bleeding". It was so damn hilarious. --- Gears of War 1 Assassination Legend ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sir Will 07/20/18 1:59:44 PM #22: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Two men working at a waste disposal factory accidentally killed their co-worker after poking him in the buttocks with an air compressor in December 2017, the Asia Times reported. Both were reportedly arrested on assault charges. Sounds like they need PSA campaign. Don't fuck with compressed air! --- River Song: Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think i'll kill the Fuhrer' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 07/20/18 2:00:09 PM #23: |
It's incredible that people can survive falling out of planes, being shot multiple times, and other insane feats and then a dude dies from some air shot up his asshole.
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UnfairRepresent 07/20/18 2:01:16 PM #25: |
BlueJester007 posted...
Where the fuck do people get these ideas from? COVxy posted... Presumably trying to reenact: --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sir Will 07/20/18 2:01:35 PM #26: |
Orthopox12 posted...
Thing would punch thru a solid stack of aluminum printing plates, which we discovered after shooting it at eachother and missing a few times. You're lucky you're lousy shots. --- River Song: Well, I was off to this gay gypsy bar mitzvah for the disabled when I thought 'Gosh, the Third Reich's a bit rubbish, I think i'll kill the Fuhrer' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Esrac 07/20/18 2:01:54 PM #27: |
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Orthopox12 07/20/18 2:02:20 PM #28: |
MC_BatCommander posted...
It's incredible that people can survive falling out of planes, being shot multiple times, and other insane feats and then a dude dies from some air shot up his asshole. Air released at a high speed that prob tore his insides apart. --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Orthopox12 07/20/18 2:03:09 PM #29: |
Sir Will posted...
Orthopox12 posted...Thing would punch thru a solid stack of aluminum printing plates, which we discovered after shooting it at eachother and missing a few times. Incredibly --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 07/20/18 2:05:29 PM #30: |
Lordgold666 posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...Excepted I mistyped it at first and didn't notice that it auto corrected to the wrong word :/ --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dyinglegacy 07/20/18 2:05:56 PM #31: |
Orthopox12 posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...It's incredible that people can survive falling out of planes, being shot multiple times, and other insane feats and then a dude dies from some air shot up his asshole. What a terrible way to go. --- Voted worst user on CE 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015, 2016, and 2017 Current e-argument streak: 0 wins. 25400 losses. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/20/18 2:06:00 PM #32: |
Only in America
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Orthopox12 07/20/18 2:06:38 PM #33: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Only in America --- Official contributor to the Legendary "Cantina" Topic {Current clone: Orthopox 28} ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VandorLee 07/20/18 2:08:07 PM #34: |
As long as he wasnt racist...
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E32005 07/20/18 2:08:40 PM #35: |
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BlueJester007 07/20/18 2:09:53 PM #36: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
BlueJester007 posted...Where the fuck do people get these ideas from? Anime. Its always anime. --- Donald Trump is under your bed. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ki_cat_ 07/20/18 2:11:03 PM #37: |
People don't realize how strong air compressors can be. They can and will cut skin, going in you will probably damage something.
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LepartialJury 07/20/18 2:14:35 PM #38: |
MC_BatCommander posted...
It's incredible that people can survive falling out of planes, being shot multiple times, and other insane feats and then a dude dies from some air shot up his asshole. Yeah it's pretty crazy. Little girls have survived getting shot multiple times and then there are grown men who die after getting shoved from a car and hitting their head on the pavement or die from laughing too hard. --- Simple-straight-narrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 07/20/18 2:18:55 PM #39: |
LepartialJury posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...It's incredible that people can survive falling out of planes, being shot multiple times, and other insane feats and then a dude dies from some air shot up his asshole. Who would shoot little girls multiple times? :( --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Thompson 07/20/18 2:21:19 PM #40: |
Terrible. Dude probably died from internal hemorrhage.
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LepartialJury 07/20/18 2:32:04 PM #41: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
LepartialJury posted...MC_BatCommander posted...It's incredible that people can survive falling out of planes, being shot multiple times, and other insane feats and then a dude dies from some air shot up his asshole. https://lancasteronline.com/news/amish-girls-killed-critically-wounded-in-shocking-massacre-at-west/article_396c5d2f-45fe-5ea5-860b-8d6d25aecc9c.html https://www.news.com.au/world/cassidy-stay-called-911-after-being-shot-in-the-head-cops-say/news-story/f7ac40dd98d2f78c7ccdb15c639e38e7 --- Simple-straight-narrow ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tsukasa1891 07/20/18 2:45:09 PM #42: |
NeonOctopus posted...
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Veggeta X 07/20/18 2:47:13 PM #43: |
That's the first time I ever saw TC used a very wrong image to get attention.
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NeonOctopus 07/20/18 3:16:38 PM #44: |
More blood on Bush's hands
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ImTheMacheteGuy 07/20/18 4:34:18 PM #45: |
Thompson posted...
Terrible. Dude probably died from internal hemorrhage. Yeah. Compressed air comes out extremely cold. In a tight space, it's like insta-freeze. Hard alcohol doesn't freeze in the freezer, but I actually got a capfull of 100 proof rum to freeze with a computer cleaner compressed air thing. Up the asshole, that's gonna be serious tissue damage. A lot of compressed air up there all at once, as it heats up and expands, would probably literally explode your asshole or something. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ki_cat_ 07/20/18 4:42:03 PM #46: |
NeonOctopus posted...
More blood on Nintendo's hands --- People are afraid of what they don't understand. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 07/20/18 4:43:53 PM #47: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Reminds me of when I was a kid and people used to erect pencils on other kids seats so it would sit on the and go right up their ass. what the fucking FUCK????!!!! that sounds even worse than the main story. thats insane. god damn....... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 07/20/18 4:45:00 PM #48: |
BlueJester007 posted...
Where the fuck do people get these ideas from? japanese culture kinda has this thing about butts. they also have a "prank" where you shove your fingers up your friend's ass ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DarthGravid 07/20/18 6:11:01 PM #49: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Monolith1676 posted...We used thumbtacks in middle school. We used to get our high school shop teacher every day with thumbtacks. His chair was a seat taken from a car, welded to a stand. We would position the tacks so that they would not puncture the seat cover until pressed on. He would sweep his hand over the chair, not find anything, and then sit on 5-10 at once. This happened every day. --- Torn between two minds. Is either correct? Perhaps together.....but how? Can it be done? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El Mexicano Texano 07/20/18 6:17:52 PM #50: |
Accidentally killing him? How did he accidentally kill him when he intentionally put air up his butt? He did that shit on purpose and knew what he was doing, he didn't know the outcome but he still did the act willingly.
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UnfairRepresent 07/20/18 6:21:48 PM #51: |
El Mexicano Texano posted...
Accidentally killing him? How did he accidentally kill him when he intentionally put air up his butt? He did that shit on purpose and knew what he was doing, he didn't know the outcome but he still did the act willingly. That's still accidentally killing him. If I purposefully put carrots in your cereal as a joke and then you choke on them and die, I still accidentially killed you. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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