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Mr_Biscuit
07/12/18 12:50:21 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/12/18 12:51:16 AM
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SoundNetwork
07/12/18 12:52:11 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i guess he wasn't so

armless after all

There was potential but you fucked up
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Rika_Furude
07/12/18 12:52:22 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i guess he wasn't so

armless after all

Bugged humour mechanics. That joke wasnt funny at all.
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Rad_Chad
07/12/18 12:53:12 AM
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weak. zero tickets to the gun show brah
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/12/18 12:54:02 AM
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kingdrake2
07/12/18 12:54:14 AM
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SoundNetwork posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i guess he wasn't so

armless after all

There was potential but you fucked up


A+ for effort. i still laughed gotta also give it a B- overall.
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Unsugarized_Foo
07/12/18 12:55:44 AM
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Something tells me that we're not the only ones to not grasp what's at hand
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LinksLiege
07/12/18 12:56:45 AM
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iunno

If you can stab me when you don't have arms, I'd be hesitant to press charges. Like, shit - he earned that one.
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/12/18 12:57:22 AM
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why should the tourist have to foot the bill for this man's unarmed armed attack
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Garioshi
07/12/18 12:58:20 AM
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God dammit, law enforcement going after unarmed people again.
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thronedfire2
07/12/18 1:00:01 AM
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i guess he wasn't so

armless after all


unarmed

Come on
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HeyPuff
07/12/18 1:02:22 AM
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Is that what mikes been up to these days?
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0AbsoluteZero0
07/12/18 1:04:35 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i guess he wasn't so

armless after all


unarmed

Come on

Seriously, there was endless pun potential there. Sadly, @YOUHAVENOHOPE somehow ended up rolling with the only one that made no sense
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YOUHAVENOHOPE
07/12/18 1:11:13 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Seriously, there was endless pun potential there. Sadly, @YOUHAVENOHOPE somehow ended up rolling with the only one that made no sense


im really sorry
t-this has never happened before i s-swear
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nickels
07/12/18 1:20:42 AM
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uses his feet to paint and allegedly used his feet again to stab


The way that is written haha
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ImTheMacheteGuy
07/12/18 3:11:23 AM
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One of these day Florida won't be Florida
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Schwarz
07/12/18 3:14:38 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i guess he wasn't so

armless after all


unarmed

Come on

Seriously, there was endless pun potential there. Sadly, @YOUHAVENOHOPE somehow ended up rolling with the only one that made no sense

Wat? It's a harmless/armless joke, makes total sense. I liked it.
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slimfizzle2
07/12/18 3:16:42 AM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
One of these day Florida won't be Florida

Hahaha

No it won't. Just the way it is. Florida Man does crazy shit. Just like Arizona really sucks at protecting children.
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Doe
07/12/18 3:23:45 AM
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There's gotta be a Jojo reference here, I just need to find it.
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Turtlebread
07/12/18 3:27:51 AM
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Schwarz posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i guess he wasn't so

armless after all


unarmed

Come on

Seriously, there was endless pun potential there. Sadly, @YOUHAVENOHOPE somehow ended up rolling with the only one that made no sense

Wat? It's a harmless/armless joke, makes total sense. I liked it.


made sense to me
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Mr_Biscuit
07/12/18 9:09:46 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
Schwarz posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...
i guess he wasn't so

armless after all


unarmed

Come on

Seriously, there was endless pun potential there. Sadly, @YOUHAVENOHOPE somehow ended up rolling with the only one that made no sense

Wat? It's a harmless/armless joke, makes total sense. I liked it.


made sense to me

Same

#FreeYHNH
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Florida_Man
07/12/18 9:14:26 AM
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It's harder than it looks.
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