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DoctorPiranha3
07/08/18 11:36:41 PM
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...what were they doing down there?
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ProfessorKukui
07/08/18 11:37:24 PM
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Milking a cow.
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DoctorPiranha3
07/08/18 11:38:21 PM
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ProfessorKukui posted...
Milking a cow.

They didn't know that at the time. Hence the question.
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Aristoph
07/08/18 11:39:16 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
ProfessorKukui posted...
Milking a cow.

They didn't know that at the time. Hence the question.


They might have, though. I'm sure they saw the baby cows drinking from the mother's udders and it wouldn't have taken a big leap to realize the liquid it was producing was edible.
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HotLap
07/08/18 11:39:21 PM
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When I was 13, I went to a summer camp where one of the camp counselors refused to drink milk solely because he thought the first person who milked a cow must have been a pervert.
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LinksLiege
07/08/18 11:40:11 PM
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They probably saw a calf down there first, being fed and nourished by whatever was coming out of the udder.
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DoctorPiranha3
07/08/18 11:40:29 PM
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HotLap posted...
When I was 13, I went to a summer camp where one of the camp counselors refused to drink milk solely because he thought the first person who milked a cow must have been a pervert.

LOL
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Axiom
07/08/18 11:40:48 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
ProfessorKukui posted...
Milking a cow.

They didn't know that at the time. Hence the question.

You don't think they saw a calf feeding on the mother's milk
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DoctorPiranha3
07/08/18 11:41:49 PM
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Axiom posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
ProfessorKukui posted...
Milking a cow.

They didn't know that at the time. Hence the question.

You don't think they saw a calf feeding on the mother's milk

Hello no. They saw 4 hanging tits and thought "Score!"
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ClockworkHare
07/08/18 11:41:57 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
They probably saw a calf down there first, being fed and nourished by whatever was coming out of the udder.

No no no, it had to be something sexual. IT HAD TO BE! Every time someone took a risk in history it was all about sex!
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ProfessorKukui
07/08/18 11:44:07 PM
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DoctorPiranha3 posted...
ProfessorKukui posted...
Milking a cow.

They didn't know that at the time. Hence the question.

I dunno, seems like they put 2 & 2 together m8.
A woman breastfeeding & a cow's tits, etc.
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LinksLiege
07/09/18 12:05:50 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
No no no, it had to be something sexual. IT HAD TO BE! Every time someone took a risk in history it was all about sex!

I could make it weird and sexual if you want.

I can make anything weird and sexual.
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littlebro07
07/09/18 12:09:50 AM
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A better question would be

Why the fuck did they see the calf drinking the milk and then think "I should get that milk in a bucket so my kids can drink it too"
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kingdrake2
07/09/18 12:11:48 AM
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HotLap posted...
When I was 13, I went to a summer camp where one of the camp counselors refused to drink milk solely because he thought the first person who milked a cow must have been a pervert.


she probably was right. some men (not all) are perverts. but can't blame them as it's a nature of man thing just have to look at the boobs.
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thronedfire2
07/09/18 12:12:58 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
A better question would be

Why the fuck did they see the calf drinking the milk and then think "I should get that milk in a bucket so my kids can drink it too"


people do weird things when they're starving
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kingdrake2
07/09/18 12:14:12 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
littlebro07 posted...
A better question would be

Why the fuck did they see the calf drinking the milk and then think "I should get that milk in a bucket so my kids can drink it too"


people do weird things when they're starving


i gave my last pepsi can to a thirsty individual i couldn't give up any of my rare sodas (i only buy them a few times a year) because they're very expensive (6$ a case) compared to 1.25$ for 5 can's worth of soda.
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KnightofShikari
07/09/18 12:14:29 AM
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DoctorPiranha3
07/09/18 12:14:39 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
littlebro07 posted...
A better question would be

Why the fuck did they see the calf drinking the milk and then think "I should get that milk in a bucket so my kids can drink it too"


people do weird things when they're starving

how about just eating the fucking cow
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Dragonblade01
07/09/18 12:15:40 AM
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"How did the first person know water was okay to drink?"
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DoctorPiranha3
07/09/18 12:17:15 AM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
It's not like we didn't have women whose breasts produced milk before that. Not such a leap to understand what a baby cow is doing down there miltank

Actually, we take knowledge for granted. The first human who equated that type of thing was probably a genius.
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MedzXVIII
07/09/18 12:25:11 AM
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HotLap posted...
When I was 13, I went to a summer camp where one of the camp counselors refused to drink milk solely because he thought the first person who milked a cow must have been a pervert.

That is funny
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