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Balrog0
07/05/18 9:46:25 PM
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I've played literally 3 hours of video games because of this.

Also had 3 beers and a small bag of doritos

Not a bad night
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MarbyIsBack
07/05/18 9:48:00 PM
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Busy getting blasted by limitless Chad dick?

...Look I'm sorry but if I didn't make this joke someone else would've.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/05/18 9:49:32 PM
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You don't need a girlfriend if just 3 beers and a bag of Doritos makes you feel great. You need to cut the cord and start drinking full time and get the party size bag of Doritos and be free.
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Muffinz0rz
07/05/18 9:50:43 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You don't need a girlfriend if just 3 beers and a bag of Doritos makes you feel great. You need to cut the cord and start drinking full time and get the party size bag of Doritos and be free.

FAX
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rikasa
07/05/18 9:52:27 PM
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Sucks that you alwayds have to choose between having a girlfriend and playing videogames.
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Muffinz0rz
07/05/18 9:57:16 PM
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rikasa posted...
Sucks that you alwayds have to choose between having a girlfriend and playing videogames.

She's stuck at work, what's he supposed to do, go surprise her and bring her dinner? Which might get her in trouble with her boss for being distracted?
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Balrog0
07/05/18 10:03:24 PM
#7:


Wat

I said not bad, not great

She also ain't at work

Why are you guys such haters
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Panthera
07/05/18 10:06:45 PM
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Sounds like she's busy getting blasted by limitless...responsibility, while the average Balrogo is irresponsible
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/05/18 10:08:02 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
Wat

I said not bad, not great

She also ain't at work

Why are you guys such haters


We don't want to hear you bitch about your girlfriend while were drinking a lot of beer and eating a lot of Doritos. That's what it all boils down to: Beer and Doritos.
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Balrog0
07/05/18 10:09:51 PM
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Yeah, I am very irresponsible

I drank 2 more beers but shes about to be home omg I better stop playing Dreamcast

And switch to our dkc2 save
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CharismaticChad
07/05/18 10:12:44 PM
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MarbyIsBack posted...
Busy getting blasted by limitless Chad dick?

...Look I'm sorry but if I didn't make this joke someone else would've.

yeah , sorry for banging your girlfriend, OP
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CharismaticChad
07/05/18 10:14:13 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
Yeah, I am very irresponsible

I drank 2 more beers but shes about to be home omg I better stop playing Dreamcast

And switch to our dkc2 save


while you were busy playing games, your girlfriend was also busy playing her coworkers' dicks
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Balrog0
07/05/18 10:31:37 PM
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Lol
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Ki_cat_
07/05/18 10:52:37 PM
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The girlfriend your parents got you?
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Balrog0
07/05/18 11:06:32 PM
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Wat lol

We're watching handmaids tale now, I hate this show
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