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Reis
07/01/18 7:30:10 PM
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And she forces you to watch her play whenever you're together
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HylianFox
07/01/18 7:30:39 PM
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is it Where's Waldo?

or maybe Home Alone?
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KiwiTerraRizing
07/01/18 7:31:01 PM
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Skyrim is the worst game ever made
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MetaMajik
07/01/18 7:31:14 PM
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Hard no.
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Blue_Inigo
07/01/18 7:31:28 PM
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She's perfect
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DocileOrangeCup
07/01/18 7:32:45 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
07/01/18 7:33:00 PM
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Nope, she must be boring as fuck to only play Bethesda games plus forcing the person shes dating to watch her play whenever they are together.
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Hexenherz
07/01/18 7:42:50 PM
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Skyrim is the worst game ever made

I liked it, with this homesteading mod I downloaded where you built this badass house on a river and could make these cool design changes to it and stuff.

And then they came out with the official DLC and it was worse xfd
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doomcrusader
07/01/18 7:50:44 PM
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I wouldn't care if that's all she played but I can't be literally forced to watch it.
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fire_bolt
07/01/18 7:51:58 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
So vy


I'd be ok with that
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Reis
07/01/18 8:23:04 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
So vy

No
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Turbam
07/01/18 8:24:11 PM
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Will she give me footjobs while she shouts at mud crabs?
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Master_Bass
07/01/18 8:26:02 PM
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I'd be ok with watching sometimes, but that would be boring to do all the time.
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OwlRammer
07/01/18 8:28:05 PM
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Reis
07/01/18 8:32:20 PM
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Turbam posted...
Will she give me footjobs while she shouts at mud crabs?

No, her focus is completely on the game
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FarFromFields
07/01/18 8:33:29 PM
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Pretty close to my actual married life.
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Reis
07/01/18 8:33:45 PM
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FarFromFields posted...
Pretty close to my actual married life.

I'm so sorry
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FarFromFields
07/01/18 8:34:27 PM
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Reis posted...
FarFromFields posted...
Pretty close to my actual married life.

I'm so sorry

I mean I'm not forced to watch. That part would be sad.
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BillyKidd
07/01/18 8:34:36 PM
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what's the downside?
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Reis
07/02/18 3:36:25 AM
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BillyKidd posted...
what's the downside?

Bethesda games are being played, and you are forced to watch
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garan
07/03/18 6:19:48 PM
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Reis posted...
Turbam posted...
Will she give me footjobs while she shouts at mud crabs?

No, her focus is completely on the game


Ruined the topic.
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