Current Events > A Genie snaps his fingers, and the next sentence you say will become reality.

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Chicken_Butt 07/01/18 11:46:01 AM #1:	Da Rulez: 1. Your sentence cannot include the word "and". 2. Your sentence cannot be more than 50 words. 3. You cannot, in any form, state that you will get more wishes or more magical reality-warping sentences. This includes additional genies or any other loophole. If you try to find a loophole, the Genie snaps again and your dong becomes a snail (if you're female, your bean becomes a snake). It cannot be removed. Mmm watcha say? <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:904297028] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>Da Rulez: 1. Your sentence cannot include the word "and". 2. Your sentence cannot be more than 50 words. 3. You cannot, in any form, state that you will get more wishes or more magical reality-warping sentences. This includes additional genies or any other loophole. If you try to find a loophole, the Genie snaps again and your dong becomes a snail (if you're female, your bean becomes a snake). It cannot be removed. Mmm watcha say?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 07/01/18 11:48:01 AM #2:	I am the one and only God --- Go Hawkeyes <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:904297109] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I am the one and only God</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/01/18 11:50:29 AM #3:	No more mutants. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:904297208] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>No more mutants.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lost_All_Senses 07/01/18 11:50:42 AM #4:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... I am the one and only God You are not good at following rules >_> --- There will always be exceptions. <cite>Lost_All_Senses posted [p:904297216] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote>I am the one and only God</quote> You are not good at following rules >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 07/01/18 11:52:23 AM #5:	i wish for omnipotence <cite>treewojima posted [p:904297291] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>i wish for omnipotence</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMarthKoopa 07/01/18 11:52:32 AM #6:	Make me moe <cite>TheMarthKoopa posted [p:904297301] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>Make me moe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
xlyd 07/01/18 11:53:08 AM #7:	KiwiTerraRizing posted... I am the one and only God Chicken_Butt posted... Da Rulez: 1. Your sentence cannot include the word "and". 2. Your sentence cannot be more than 50 words. 3. You cannot, in any form, state that you will get more wishes or more magical reality-warping sentences. This includes additional genies or any other loophole. If you try to find a loophole, the Genie snaps again and your dong becomes a snail (if you're female, your bean becomes a snake). It cannot be removed. Mmm watcha say? <cite>xlyd posted [p:904297330] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote>I am the one and only God</quote> <cite>Chicken_Butt posted...</cite> <quote>Da Rulez: 1. Your sentence cannot include the word "and". 2. Your sentence cannot be more than 50 words. 3. You cannot, in any form, state that you will get more wishes or more magical reality-warping sentences. This includes additional genies or any other loophole. If you try to find a loophole, the Genie snaps again and your dong becomes a snail (if you're female, your bean becomes a snake). It cannot be removed. Mmm watcha say?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 07/01/18 11:54:01 AM #8:	I am the most powerful being in all of existence with perfect control over every ability I desire. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:904297366] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I am the most powerful being in all of existence with perfect control over every ability I desire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingTumbleweed 07/01/18 11:54:03 AM #9:	"Fuck me, really?" --- https://imgur.com/NSA8rGe <cite>KingTumbleweed posted [p:904297369] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>"Fuck me, really?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MuayThai85 07/01/18 11:55:15 AM #10:	I want all of Superman's powers. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? <cite>MuayThai85 posted [p:904297416] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I want all of Superman's powers.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 07/01/18 11:55:35 AM #11:	treewojima posted... i wish for omnipotence That's already reality. You do, in fact, wish for omnipotence. Doesn't mean you are omnipotent. Poor phrasing. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:904297433] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>i wish for omnipotence</quote> That's already reality. You do, in fact, wish for omnipotence. Doesn't mean you are omnipotent. Poor phrasing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alt_no_1_loves 07/01/18 11:55:41 AM #12:	All of humanity now gets along amicably. --- sig poll: buzz cola or duff beer 1 - 1 thus far (after like 2 years) <cite>alt_no_1_loves posted [p:904297436] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>All of humanity now gets along amicably.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 07/01/18 11:56:04 AM #13:	I can safely transform myself any way I want whilst retaining my mind, plus own a infinite money card good anywhere, In addition to possessing immunity to illness, not to mention I have complete ownership of Nintendo, also I have a completely perfect internet connection plus absolute privacy for it. Under 50 words I believe. No rules against run on sentences and I didnt try to find a loophole to gain additional sentences, --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:904297450] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I can safely transform myself any way I want whilst retaining my mind, plus own a infinite money card good anywhere, In addition to possessing immunity to illness, not to mention I have complete ownership of Nintendo, also I have a completely perfect internet connection plus absolute privacy for it. Under 50 words I believe. No rules against run on sentences and I didnt try to find a loophole to gain additional sentences,</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KiwiTerraRizing 07/01/18 11:57:59 AM #14:	Lost_All_Senses posted... KiwiTerraRizing posted... I am the one and only God You are not good at following rules >_> ;) --- Go Hawkeyes <cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted [p:904297547] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lost_All_Senses posted...</cite> <quote><cite>KiwiTerraRizing posted...</cite> <quote>I am the one and only God</quote> You are not good at following rules >_></quote> ;)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 07/01/18 11:58:36 AM #15:	I want 10 trillion dollars, 15 cars of my liking, my own amusement park, my own land in Japan, the ability to breath oxygen anywhere, as well as fluency in all languages. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:904297577] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I want 10 trillion dollars, 15 cars of my liking, my own amusement park, my own land in Japan, the ability to breath oxygen anywhere, as well as fluency in all languages.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
treewojima 07/01/18 11:58:40 AM #16:	Aristoph posted... treewojima posted... i wish for omnipotence That's already reality. You do, in fact, wish for omnipotence. Doesn't mean you are omnipotent. Poor phrasing. i guess i'm fucked if i ever stumble across a genie <cite>treewojima posted [p:904297580] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>Aristoph posted...</cite> <quote><cite>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>i wish for omnipotence</quote> That's already reality. You do, in fact, wish for omnipotence. Doesn't mean you are omnipotent. Poor phrasing.</quote> i guess i'm fucked if i ever stumble across a genie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 07/01/18 11:59:02 AM #17:	I have 1 neapolitan ice cream sam https://wellsmanagedcontent.blob.core.windows.net/products/wells-foodservice/big-neapolitan-sandwich.v1.jpg --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. https://imgur.com/jo511lG <cite>deupd_u posted [p:904297597] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I have 1 neapolitan ice cream sam https://wellsmanagedcontent.blob.core.windows.net/products/wells-foodservice/big-neapolitan-sandwich.v1.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken_Butt 07/01/18 11:59:48 AM #18:	treewojima posted... i wish for omnipotence MuayThai85 posted... I want all of Superman's powers. See, ya goofed. If you say "I want all of Superman's powers", then ya do. Ya want 'em, but ya don't get 'em. Ya don't actually have omnipotence, ya just wish ya did. Just like ya said. Now, if you'd said "I have all of Superman's powers" or "I have omnipotence"... then ya'd be in business. Sayoria posted... I want 10 trillion dollars, 15 cars of my liking, my own amusement park, my own land in Japan, the ability to breath oxygen anywhere, as well as fluency in all languages. Like dis one here. Congrats, ya sure do want a lot of stuff. <cite>Chicken_Butt posted [p:904297632] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>treewojima posted...</cite> <quote>i wish for omnipotence</quote> <cite>MuayThai85 posted...</cite> <quote>I want all of Superman's powers.</quote> See, ya goofed. If you say "I want all of Superman's powers", then ya do. Ya want 'em, but ya don't get 'em. Ya don't actually have omnipotence, ya just wish ya did. Just like ya said. Now, if you'd said "I have all of Superman's powers" or "I have omnipotence"... then ya'd be in business. <cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>I want 10 trillion dollars, 15 cars of my liking, my own amusement park, my own land in Japan, the ability to breath oxygen anywhere, as well as fluency in all languages.</quote> Like dis one here. Congrats, ya sure do want a lot of stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr_Biscuit 07/01/18 12:00:28 PM #19:	I now have unlimited money --- https://www.bigplay.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/img_6703.jpg <cite>Mr_Biscuit posted [p:904297664] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I now have unlimited money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pikachupwnage 07/01/18 12:02:00 PM #20:	Sayoria posted... I want 10 trillion dollars, 15 cars of my liking, my own amusement park, my own land in Japan, the ability to breath oxygen anywhere, as well as fluency in all languages. Ya done goofed. --- https://imgur.com/cfZmEFd Even In sigs FOE! http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/665/328/d75.gif <cite>pikachupwnage posted [p:904297733] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>I want 10 trillion dollars, 15 cars of my liking, my own amusement park, my own land in Japan, the ability to breath oxygen anywhere, as well as fluency in all languages.</quote> Ya done goofed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 07/01/18 12:02:47 PM #21:	Half the universes population is randomly erased. The resources of the universe are finite and if left unchecked will destroy us all. It's simple calculus. I know you'll see me as a monster but the hardest choices require the strongest wills. --- The gamefaqs moderation team knows dogs capable of being offended, cant laugh at a joke, and like to punish jokes that are acceptable on prime time TV pg shows. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:904297773] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>Half the universes population is randomly erased. The resources of the universe are finite and if left unchecked will destroy us all. It's simple calculus. I know you'll see me as a monster but the hardest choices require the strongest wills.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonStar 07/01/18 12:04:28 PM #22:	I have the ability to master anything quickly <cite>CommonStar posted [p:904297842] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I have the ability to master anything quickly</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CookieV3 07/01/18 12:14:40 PM #23:	The Flying Dutchman is a vegetarian. --- nonononononononononononnonononoknownononono <cite>CookieV3 posted [p:904298364] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>The Flying Dutchman is a vegetarian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Relient_K 07/01/18 12:16:51 PM #24:	I have the ability to generate any number of material items of my choice as often as I like wherever I choose from thin air without ruining physics. Might need a bit more tweaking but I think this works. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] <cite>Relient_K posted [p:904298470] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I have the ability to generate any number of material items of my choice as often as I like wherever I choose from thin air without ruining physics. Might need a bit more tweaking but I think this works.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook20 07/01/18 12:17:24 PM #25:	So does rule 3 prevent killgrave-esque powers? --- http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/098/7/4/tom_nook_by_themerce-d3dhi0q.png http://www.gameswagonline.com/uploads/9/0/8/9/9089979/1372277527.jpg <cite>TomNook20 posted [p:904298496] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>So does rule 3 prevent killgrave-esque powers?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Relient_K 07/01/18 12:20:34 PM #26:	Actually I'm a little unclear what reality warping means in this context. A genie by nature is a reality warper so any wish sort of breaks rule 3 anyway. --- We all ate the biscuits, Fighter. We can all see through time. [ER] <cite>Relient_K posted [p:904298640] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>Actually I'm a little unclear what reality warping means in this context. A genie by nature is a reality warper so any wish sort of breaks rule 3 anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anime_Killer17 07/01/18 12:30:34 PM #27:	Relient_K posted... Actually I'm a little unclear what reality warping means in this context. A genie by nature is a reality warper so any wish sort of breaks rule 3 anyway. The way it's worded probably means you just can't trick him to get more than one sentence of stuff. It doesn't say you can't get your own reality warping powers. As for my statement... "I have complete control of the power to manipulate any probability" --- [This Sig was deleted at the demand of the Illuminati] <cite>Anime_Killer17 posted [p:904299098] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>Relient_K posted...</cite> <quote>Actually I'm a little unclear what reality warping means in this context. A genie by nature is a reality warper so any wish sort of breaks rule 3 anyway.</quote> The way it's worded probably means you just can't trick him to get more than one sentence of stuff. It doesn't say you can't get your own reality warping powers. As for my statement... "I have complete control of the power to manipulate any probability"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/01/18 12:31:16 PM #28:	Sayoria posted... the ability to breath oxygen anywhere Technically you already have that ability. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:904299136] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>the ability to breath oxygen anywhere</quote> Technically you already have that ability.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
orcus_snake 07/01/18 12:33:13 PM #29:	I desire the power of invisibility at will, boom done. --- "Warwick are you jungling" "No I'm standing by the wolves because I miss my family" <cite>orcus_snake posted [p:904299235] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I desire the power of invisibility at will, boom done.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 07/01/18 12:33:55 PM #30:	The earth turns into a giant uterus floating around in the sky. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:904299270] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>The earth turns into a giant uterus floating around in the sky.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 07/01/18 12:34:15 PM #31:	Every time I play the lottery, I win. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://imgur.com/dQgC4kv <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:904299283] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>Every time I play the lottery, I win.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 07/01/18 12:34:26 PM #32:	DrizztLink posted... Sayoria posted... the ability to breath oxygen anywhere Technically you already have that ability. Not in space or under water. Or if I was in a room without air, or lots of smoke. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:904299297] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>the ability to breath oxygen anywhere</quote> Technically you already have that ability.</quote> Not in space or under water. Or if I was in a room without air, or lots of smoke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anime_Killer17 07/01/18 12:35:14 PM #33:	orcus_snake posted... I desire the power of invisibility at will, boom done. See, you messed up The next statement you say will become reality, which means all that happens is that you want to have the power of invisibility at will. --- [This Sig was deleted at the demand of the Illuminati] <cite>Anime_Killer17 posted [p:904299342] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>orcus_snake posted...</cite> <quote>I desire the power of invisibility at will, boom done.</quote> See, you messed up The next statement you say will become reality, which means all that happens is that you want to have the power of invisibility at will.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/01/18 12:35:28 PM #34:	Sayoria posted... DrizztLink posted... Sayoria posted... the ability to breath oxygen anywhere Technically you already have that ability. Not in space or under water. No, you still are able to breath oxygen in space and underwater, the issue is the availability. Lawyer'd --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:904299349] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>the ability to breath oxygen anywhere</quote> Technically you already have that ability.</quote> Not in space or under water.</quote> No, you still are able to breath oxygen in space and underwater, the issue is the availability. Lawyer'd</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mormaurd 07/01/18 12:36:56 PM #35:	I can manipulate probability. --- https://imgtc.com/i/Rzh8qPo.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/2gwOHbD.jpg <cite>Mormaurd posted [p:904299400] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I can manipulate probability.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sayoria 07/01/18 12:37:06 PM #36:	DrizztLink posted... Sayoria posted... DrizztLink posted... Sayoria posted... the ability to breath oxygen anywhere Technically you already have that ability. Not in space or under water. No, you still are able to breath oxygen in space and underwater, the issue is the availability. Lawyer'd You know what I mean. --- Japanese Crack: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pzggr <cite>Sayoria posted [p:904299405] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>the ability to breath oxygen anywhere</quote> Technically you already have that ability.</quote> Not in space or under water.</quote> No, you still are able to breath oxygen in space and underwater, the issue is the availability. Lawyer'd</quote> You know what I mean.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/01/18 12:37:19 PM #37:	Sayoria posted... DrizztLink posted... Sayoria posted... DrizztLink posted... Sayoria posted... the ability to breath oxygen anywhere Technically you already have that ability. Not in space or under water. No, you still are able to breath oxygen in space and underwater, the issue is the availability. Lawyer'd You know what I mean. Lawyer'd --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:904299414] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Sayoria posted...</cite> <quote>the ability to breath oxygen anywhere</quote> Technically you already have that ability.</quote> Not in space or under water.</quote> No, you still are able to breath oxygen in space and underwater, the issue is the availability. Lawyer'd</quote> You know what I mean.</quote> Lawyer'd</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guerrilla Soldier 07/01/18 12:43:48 PM #38:	grant me the ability to age or de-age at will, the power to avoid death whenever i want, along with an endless supply of money for however long i want. --- Disclaimer: There's a good chance the above post could be sarcasm. Die-hard Oakland A's fan --- Keep the A's in Oakland! <cite>Guerrilla Soldier posted [p:904299762] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>grant me the ability to age or de-age at will, the power to avoid death whenever i want, along with an endless supply of money for however long i want.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 07/01/18 12:51:36 PM #39:	Conservatism ceases to exist --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:904300168] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>Conservatism ceases to exist</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 07/01/18 1:20:03 PM #40:	I can call upon the powers of any fictional character at will :3 Which will obviously include any character I create, which means I can do anything :D ...or if that would break the rules then I would say I found the perfect girl for me who loves me with all her heart, along with one trillion dollars. --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:904301562] in A Genie sn... [t:76767405]...</cite> <quote>I can call upon the powers of any fictional character at will :3 Which will obviously include any character I create, which means I can do anything :D ...or if that would break the rules then I would say I found the perfect girl for me who loves me with all her heart, along with one trillion dollars.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > A Genie snaps his fingers, and the next sentence you say will become reality.