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Another_Voice 06/30/18 9:46:46 PM #1: |
You're walking alone down the street late one night. The only thing brightening the streets are the dim street lights. You walk by the last light on the street; the next one is around the corner maybe 2 yards away. You begin to hear cowbells. You look around and see nothing.You hear in a deep voice, "ALL. MY. FRIENDS. KNOW THE LOW RIDER." and George Lopez falls from the heavens. "Come with me, my child," He says. George Lopez then shows you the real world. He makes you realize the truth: LOW RI. DER. DONT USE NO GAS NOW.
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DocileOrangeCup 06/30/18 9:48:23 PM #2: |
As I Ascend to the Pearly Gates I see all of my family members. Filled with elation and overcome with emotion, I begin to sob. From behind me, 3 words are uttered. WHY YOU CRYIN?
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TheSextMachine 06/30/18 9:49:29 PM #3: |
Waa-cha!!!
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Kitt 06/30/18 9:53:13 PM #4: |
TheSextMachine posted...
Waa-cha!!! I Got Dis! --- https://imgur.com/pmc9XsI https://imgur.com/LkrRVe2 https://imgur.com/Dp03g3y Dudes gotta know I be fertile! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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