Current Events > I'm trying so hard to poop but I can't

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BignutzisBack 06/30/18 10:20:34 AM #1:	Should I start a GoFundMe? --- https://imgur.com/plA0Vg9 http://i.minus.com/iluvk8aR4mzC8.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:904239817] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>Should I start a GoFundMe?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrK3V 06/30/18 10:21:16 AM #2:	GoFudgeMe might work better --- Bangers https://open.spotify.com/user/1226504071/playlist/3X4SSY5tgxTTgdwlkmoH9F <cite>MrK3V posted [p:904239849] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>GoFudgeMe might work better</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 06/30/18 10:22:10 AM #3:	Bignutzisconstipated --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. https://imgur.com/YzjFA85 https://imgur.com/CqukfNH <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:904239897] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>Bignutzisconstipated</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 06/30/18 10:23:57 AM #4:	don't. just relax. it will either happen or won't. but forcing it can hurt you. <cite>Zikten posted [p:904239956] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>don't. just relax. it will either happen or won't. but forcing it can hurt you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I Like Toast 06/30/18 10:26:02 AM #5:	Just think of the nfc championship game and how hard the viqueens shit the bed. You to can shit like a Minnesota sports team in the playoffs --- If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all <cite>I Like Toast posted [p:904240036] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>Just think of the nfc championship game and how hard the viqueens shit the bed. You to can shit like a Minnesota sports team in the playoffs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pogo_rabid 06/30/18 10:26:10 AM #6:	Impacted poop can be a bitch. Eitehr force it out and blow your O ring out for a week, or go to the hospital. --- i7 5820k, 32gig QC, EVGA 1070ti, Samsung 970pro, Asus X99-a deluxe <cite>pogo_rabid posted [p:904240041] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>Impacted poop can be a bitch. Eitehr force it out and blow your O ring out for a week, or go to the hospital.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 06/30/18 10:26:24 AM #7:	take 250mg of magnesium citrate every night and your morning poops will slide right out --- https://imgur.com/LhwwG <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:904240050] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>take 250mg of magnesium citrate every night and your morning poops will slide right out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kineth 06/30/18 10:26:52 AM #8:	Drink some water. --- If you're not looking for any honest discussion, agreement, meeting halfway or middle ground, don't bother arguing with me. Selfish narcissists need not apply. <cite>Kineth posted [p:904240062] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>Drink some water.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 06/30/18 10:26:56 AM #9:	pogo_rabid posted... Impacted poop can be a bitch. Eitehr force it out and blow your O ring out for a week, or go to the hospital. try the enema first. then the hospital. damn dairy products. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:904240066] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote><cite>pogo_rabid posted...</cite> <quote>Impacted poop can be a bitch. Eitehr force it out and blow your O ring out for a week, or go to the hospital.</quote> try the enema first. then the hospital. damn dairy products.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 06/30/18 10:27:02 AM #10:	Just stick some marshmallows up your butt or eat a couple cups of sugar free gummy bears. --- ESO: @Ultima_Vyse RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/99 FISH/ 85/99 Cooking <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:904240069] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>Just stick some marshmallows up your butt or eat a couple cups of sugar free gummy bears.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 06/30/18 10:28:15 AM #11:	Hexenherz posted... eat a couple cups of sugar free gummy bears. The "I have a headache so I'll decapitate myself" of laxatives. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:904240109] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>eat a couple cups of sugar free gummy bears.</quote> The "I have a headache so I'll decapitate myself" of laxatives.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 06/30/18 10:29:01 AM #12:	DrizztLink posted... Hexenherz posted... eat a couple cups of sugar free gummy bears. The "I have a headache so I'll decapitate myself" of laxatives. it won't kill. might make you cramp and have the biggest bowel movement of your life. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:904240136] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>eat a couple cups of sugar free gummy bears.</quote> The "I have a headache so I'll decapitate myself" of laxatives.</quote> it won't kill. might make you cramp and have the biggest bowel movement of your life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Peter_Giffyndor 06/30/18 10:39:08 AM #13:	Stick something up there and swish it around, knock some shit loose to gwt things started <cite>Peter_Giffyndor posted [p:904240473] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>Stick something up there and swish it around, knock some shit loose to gwt things started</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hexenherz 06/30/18 10:44:07 AM #14:	DrizztLink posted... Hexenherz posted... eat a couple cups of sugar free gummy bears. The "I have a headache so I'll decapitate myself" of laxatives. but they taste so good!! --- ESO: @Ultima_Vyse RS3: UltimaSuende . 99 WC/99 FISH/ 85/99 Cooking <cite>Hexenherz posted [p:904240671] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>eat a couple cups of sugar free gummy bears.</quote> The "I have a headache so I'll decapitate myself" of laxatives.</quote> but they taste so good!!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 06/30/18 11:33:13 AM #15:	Drink a 12pk of Guinness Stout. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:904242707] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>Drink a 12pk of Guinness Stout.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 06/30/18 3:19:17 PM #16:	i think i'm having all your luck. i can't stop shitting. not sure what i ate :(. it just keeps coming out. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:904252840] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>i think i'm having all your luck. i can't stop shitting. not sure what i ate :(. it just keeps coming out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
joestarrr 06/30/18 3:20:48 PM #17:	DrizztLink posted... Hexenherz posted... eat a couple cups of sugar free gummy bears. The "I have a headache so I'll decapitate myself" of laxatives. LMAO --- you can't spell american dream without eric andre <cite>joestarrr posted [p:904252906] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Hexenherz posted...</cite> <quote>eat a couple cups of sugar free gummy bears.</quote> The "I have a headache so I'll decapitate myself" of laxatives.</quote> LMAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 06/30/18 3:22:00 PM #18:	should be worded as "decrapitate" because that's what it leads to. --- I'm pretty much Stu from Rugrats making pudding at 4 in morning because I've lost control of my life - Polycosm <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:904252990] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>should be worded as "decrapitate" because that's what it leads to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShinobiNinjaX 06/30/18 3:27:32 PM #19:	That's why every now and then I keep my butthole flexible by sliding about 2-3 fingers in If you don't, it'll get all tight and won't open up well to let poop out --- Ninja Art: Post Message Jutsu!! <cite>ShinobiNinjaX posted [p:904253231] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>That's why every now and then I keep my butthole flexible by sliding about 2-3 fingers in If you don't, it'll get all tight and won't open up well to let poop out</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 06/30/18 3:27:47 PM #20:	GoFlushMe --- https://imgur.com/MS5SvzN Take better care of your teeth and f***, a lot more. <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:904253245] in I'm trying... [t:76764466]...</cite> <quote>GoFlushMe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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