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Wotswayla
06/29/18 9:40:05 PM
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I live in a pretty populated and busy area, so there's pretty much every job you can think of
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Paper_Okami
06/29/18 9:40:38 PM
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it's dangerous to go alone, take this
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Wotswayla
06/29/18 9:41:15 PM
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4CbXui3

my baby
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ProtoManEXE
06/29/18 9:41:38 PM
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Costco, if you have one reasonably close.
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NOM
06/29/18 9:41:42 PM
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Literally everywhere. Cast a wide net.

Local grocery stores, retail stores, Walmarts, etc.
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Blue_Target
06/29/18 9:42:36 PM
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Any Amazon warehouses near you or at least have Prime Now available in your area?
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Wotswayla
06/29/18 9:44:07 PM
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ProtoManEXE posted...
Costco, if you have one reasonably close.

It's a bit far out for a bike, but good idea. Imma probably go there tomorrow by bus

First stop. Rite Aid
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/29/18 9:47:13 PM
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I'm lookin for a personal assistant. How much can you lift and are you able to work with wild animals?
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frozenshock
06/29/18 9:47:35 PM
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The white house
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joestarrr
06/29/18 9:49:10 PM
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wait don't you have a job where you can just play on your phone all day or something
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ssj3vegeta_
06/29/18 9:50:07 PM
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MedeaLysistrata
06/29/18 9:50:08 PM
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Restaurants. Servers make a ton of money but you need to start as a host or busser most likely.
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frozenshock
06/29/18 9:58:44 PM
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joestarrr posted...
wait don't you have a job where you can just play on your phone all day or something


Exactly:

frozenshock posted...
The white house

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OwlRammer
06/29/18 9:59:12 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper
06/29/18 9:59:31 PM
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try toys r us
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Russman
06/29/18 10:00:34 PM
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Ups
Fedex
McDs
BK
Chick
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DocileOrangeCup
06/29/18 10:02:07 PM
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Wotswayla
06/29/18 10:07:29 PM
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lLTLR4H

Got this, and I got a lot of ideas just cruising around to parts of the city I never really went before. But I'm realizing that i wasn't super prepared. My XXL sweatshirt and tangled hair don't really scream "professional," so I'm gonna ride around tomorrow and actually make an effort on my appearance
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Wotswayla
06/29/18 10:10:14 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I'm lookin for a personal assistant. How much can you lift and are you able to work with wild animals?

I can lift a lion or two, and I live with wild animals already

frozenshock posted...
The white house

YES

joestarrr posted...
wait don't you have a job where you can just play on your phone all day or something

I do, but it's a sales job. The first half of the month I gave away all my leads because I was afraid I'd mess it up. Now it's costing me my job as I haven't fulfilled my quota. I'm probably getting fired within the next few days
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Wotswayla
06/29/18 10:11:43 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
go to a bowling place

The one around here is really crummy and run down

OwlRammer posted...
bicycle shop

Maybe, but I feel like those are similar to gyms in that they won't hire anyone who isn't cute/fit

Russman posted...
Ups
Fedex
McDs
BK
Chick

Yes to the mailing centers, no to fast food
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Wotswayla
06/29/18 10:12:02 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
How do girls sit on bikes without enveloping the seat

I just like close my vagina
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frozenshock
06/29/18 10:20:16 PM
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Wotswayla posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
How do girls sit on bikes without enveloping the seat

I just like close my vagina


You just opened a big can of worms here
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Johnny_Nutcase
06/29/18 10:21:46 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Wotswayla posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
How do girls sit on bikes without enveloping the seat

I just like close my vagina


You just opened a big can of worms here


Are you saying Harpie has worms in her sandbox?
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DocileOrangeCup
06/29/18 10:23:14 PM
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