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Evolician
06/26/18 1:34:56 PM
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"Even after all this time, Severus?" "Always!"

Awww! <3

Except no. Ew. He was a literal internet nice guy who was creepy and unkempt and so obsessed with his childhood crush that he couldn't let her go. Even after she got married to Chad Potter. Even after she died.

Like jeez dude just move on already omg
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DanKiller7
06/26/18 1:36:17 PM
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Scruffy voice* Second.
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skimmedmilk
06/26/18 1:40:59 PM
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snape was a soyboy cuck
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teepan95
06/26/18 1:44:03 PM
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They...don't?
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Jiggy101011
06/26/18 1:44:29 PM
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I also never understood why he was an utter dick to Harry if he loved his mom so much.
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Russman
06/26/18 1:45:08 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
I also never understood why he was an utter dick to Harry if he loved his mom so much.

Because big bad dad was mean to him
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Veggeta X
06/26/18 1:45:18 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
I also never understood why he was an utter dick to Harry if he loved his mom so much.

He was a good guy just not a nice guy.
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Twin3Turbo
06/26/18 1:45:30 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
I also never understood why he was an utter dick to Harry if he loved his mom so much.

I think because he reminded him of his dad right?

I guess the hate for the dad outweighed the love for the mom?
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salandrews
06/26/18 1:45:39 PM
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They do. Every Harry potter fan i was friends with, which was girls, in high school did.

None of the guys though.
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PhazonReborn
06/26/18 1:45:52 PM
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Does this mean that Harry's dad was a Chad?
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Lorenzo_2003
06/26/18 1:46:29 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
I also never understood why he was an utter dick to Harry if he loved his mom so much.


Harry reminded Snape of James, Harrys father who was a dick to Snape.
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NibeIungsnarf
06/26/18 1:47:18 PM
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Imagine reading Half-blood Prince and thinking Snape was evil
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Unspecified_NPC
06/26/18 1:48:51 PM
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The average Snape is unfuckable, while the average Lily gets blasted with limitless Potter dick
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Allanon23
06/26/18 1:49:22 PM
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Twin3Turbo posted...
Jiggy101011 posted...
I also never understood why he was an utter dick to Harry if he loved his mom so much.

I think because he reminded him of his dad right?

I guess the hate for the dad outweighed the love for the mom?


I also think part of it was that every time he looked at Harry he was reminded that it was his fault that they were dead. Snape heard the prophecy that started it all, so he was directly responsible for the death of the love of his life.

Not only did Harry look like his dad, he had his mothers eyes.
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Relient_K
06/26/18 2:35:02 PM
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Snape was an enjoyable character but blatantly a terrible person. Alan Rickman was literally perfect as Snape though other than being about 25 years older than the part, but that didn't really show until the last couple of movies.
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A_Good_Boy
06/26/18 2:36:17 PM
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NibeIungsnarf posted...
Imagine reading Half-blood Prince and thinking Snape was evil

Imagine reading the diary of a nice guy and not knowing what he was all about.
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Evolician
06/26/18 11:16:42 PM
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PhazonReborn posted...
Does this mean that Harry's dad was a Chad?

Always.
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Nuffinz0rz
06/26/18 11:18:06 PM
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This isn't a hot take
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ClockworkHare
06/26/18 11:22:50 PM
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I thought Snape acted like an asshole to Harry so no one would ever suspect that he helped the kid at all. If anyone was strong enough to read Snape's mind, all they would have seen was him being a jerk to Harry.

And as "creepy" as Snape still holding a torch for his dead crush was, she was basically one of the only people from his childhood who was kind enough to him to be remembered positively. That can be a pretty big deal for someone who grew up with loneliness issues and a lot of enemies...

After the revelation of Snape's past, it's not improbable that he was conflicted when dealing with Harry as a student. Harry's father being a bully towards Snape as a youth gave him reason to resent Harry's resemblance and connection. While Snape's fondness of Harry's mother gave him reason to look out for her final wish: protecting her child's life.
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littlebro07
06/26/18 11:24:58 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
I thought Snape acted like an asshole to Harry so no one would ever suspect that he helped the kid at all. If anyone was strong enough to read Snape's mind, all they would have seen was him being a jerk to Harry.


This
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pegusus123456
06/26/18 11:34:24 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
I thought Snape acted like an asshole to Harry so no one would ever suspect that he helped the kid at all. If anyone was strong enough to read Snape's mind, all they would have seen was him being a jerk to Harry.

And belittling and bullying children to the point that he was Neville's biggest fear.
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GiftedACIII
06/26/18 11:37:44 PM
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It's pretty clear Snape had mental issues. He grew up in an abusive household and then found out his crush and only friend is to live with his severe bullies. He needed therapy but the wizarding world was literally stuck in the Middle Ages.
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Phantom_Nook
06/26/18 11:40:49 PM
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Protecting Harry was noble, but he was still a major asshole.
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Allanon23
06/26/18 11:44:28 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
I thought Snape acted like an asshole to Harry so no one would ever suspect that he helped the kid at all. If anyone was strong enough to read Snape's mind, all they would have seen was him being a jerk to Harry.


I think it much more likely that he was more concerned with Harry's mind being read. If someone did that and saw a nice Snape through his eyes, that would be a bit damning. Snape was already fooling one of the best legilimens (Voldemort), so I doubt he was scared someone would crack his mind open.
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Evolician
06/27/18 12:13:46 AM
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I'm pretty sure Snape would talk openly and honestly with Dumbledore and when talking to him he did not speak kindly about Harry.
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Panthera
06/27/18 12:35:14 AM
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idk why people, the author included, think Snape is anything other than a selfish asshole. He drove Lily away with his own racism, joined up a group of magic Nazis and while we don't know the details of what he did there, he was good enough at it to have Voldemort of all people like him enough to take requests on not killing someone, so he probably did a ton of awful shit. Then he is clear about the fact that he doesn't give a shit about James and baby Harry dying even though it would make the girl he "loves" miserable, he just wants her alive so he can delude himself into thinking he has a shot. Then he turns against Voldemort because he's mad Voldy killed his fantasy girl. He never really showed any concern for anything other than his own satisfaction and spite to those who got in the way of it.
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