Current Events > CE wtf do I do at my job

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Its my second day here and my supervisor isn't here, and nobody in the office knows when he usually comes in.

I'm supposed to be working on some object tracking project, but they haven't even decided what tools to use so I can't really start on anything smh
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mingle

TCs profile pic is relevant

https://gamefaqs.akamaized.net/avatar/f/fCX8GRSxsh.jpg
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read your command media. processes and procedures.
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mingle and ask anyone else if you can help i guess
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

mingle and ask anyone else if you can help i guess

maybe I could... its like a biology lab mostly and I'm a compsci person so I really have no idea whats going on generally
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Shitpost
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Practice capoeira
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KILBOTz posted...

read your command media. processes and procedures.

what does this mean, like company policy and stuff? I already did all the training yesterday lol I had to do this online module about sexual harassment with a talking cartoon tram car

fenderbender321 posted...

Grab a telephone and pretend you're doing business deals on the phone. Say things like "Where's the tracking number on that shipment?" and "I'm counting on you to get this done for me". And after you say that, maybe slam the phone down really hard so that people think you're mad and won't bother you for the rest of the day. Then pick the phone back up and say "Hey kiddo, sorry for being a little hard on you earlier. It's just been a stressful day. You take care now."

That'll kill at least 5 minutes.

this is really good thanks, I think I'll have to replace all the nouns with stuff like cytoplasm and microscopes to fit in though
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lol my supervisor just called and said hes not coming in today, and also I have no reason to physically be here
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Ascend to a higher plane of existence

Or hit up the vending machines
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