Current Events > Did you ever miss those obvious hints, CE?

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She was practically throwing herself into your arms, and you had no freakin' clue, man... Ever been there? Maybe you realized it a day later. Maybe you realized it five years later in the shower.

Tell ol' Uncle_Butt all about it.

Been a thing with some of my sister's older friends. Apparently some were crushing on me and I was completely oblivious. O.o

Though I am that way with a lot of my relationship stuff seems like.
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I don't think there ever were any
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A lot of times as a teen and in my early 20s.
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I didn't miss them, I just didn't respond back since I wasn't interested in them. <_< No point in leading them on if it won't go anywhere.
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Back in high school I hand my hand on the desk and my chem partner put her boobs on the back of my hand as we were doing some chemistry lab. I figured it was just an accident and discreetly just moved my hand away.

Years later I realized it probably wasn't since she was always kinda flirty. Who knows? Lol, I was pretty dense and socially anxious as a high schooler.
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Tuesday night I was watching a movie with a girl. I got up to pee, came back and she was all bundled up under the covers. I wasn't cold so I didn't get under.

Fucking dumbass.

Fortunately I redeemed myself yesterday
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Only happened to me once...
But this was in highschool, I was too much of an ass to realize it.
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Didnt miss them, was just too socially anxious/shy to act on them.

Still a virgin and I dont think Ill ever lose my virginity.

DarthAragorn posted...

I don't think there ever were any

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Roshon posted...

Didnt miss them, was just too socially anxious/shy to act on them.

Still a virgin and I dont think Ill ever lose my virginity.

You will. Are you on any dating apps/sites? Add that you're a virgin to your profile, some girls are looking for exactly that.
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Kisai posted...

DarthAragorn posted...

I don't think there ever were any

Looks like y'all got a few years left before that accursed moment hits you in the shower at 5AM... That moment when the fog clears and you see it for the first time.

Chicken_Butt posted...

Kisai posted...

DarthAragorn posted...

I don't think there ever were any

Looks like y'all got a few years left before that accursed moment hits you in the shower at 5AM... That moment when the fog clears and you see it for the first time.

Nah I'm pretty sure nobody has ever been interested in me
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Hell no. I'm no player but when something comes my way I can take a hint.
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Nah, not naive enough to think anybody's ever hinted at anything like that. I'm not very hintworthy.
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I could have had a girlfriend in jr high but I fucked up. 2 girls came to me in the hall and one said her friend thought I was cute and wanted to go out with me. now I was kindof a moron back then, and I didn't realize what "go out" meant. I took it literally. I got confused and asked "where would we go?" they giggled nervously and confused and then I panicked and said "I don't even know you" and walked away. and then it dawned on me what she had meant. but it was too late. I didn't always pick up on those terms back then. I remember being like 14 maybe and still thinking "hooked up with a girl" meant literal sex cause of hooking together of the genitals. this story though, I think I was 12

how does it feel to be the worst poster on GFAQs tc
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Pretty good, Juicy. Came from the bottom, but now we here.

Apparently.
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Zikten posted...

I could have had a girlfriend in jr high but I fucked up. 2 girls came to me in the hall and one said her friend thought I was cute and wanted to go out with me. now I was kindof a moron back then, and I didn't realize what "go out" meant. I took it literally. I got confused and asked "where would we go?" they giggled nervously and confused and then I panicked and said "I don't even know you" and walked away. and then it dawned on me what she had meant. but it was too late. I didn't always pick up on those terms back then. I remember being like 14 maybe and still thinking "hooked up with a girl" meant literal sex cause of hooking together of the genitals. this story though, I think I was 12

uhh hooking up does mean sex

and on topic yes, in my teens mostly but into my 20s has happened a few times
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Yes, but I was a young inexperienced dude at the time so I didn't realize much.
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I was friends with a girl in middle school who i really liked. One night we were texting and she sent me a picture of her in a sports bra. I thought "awesome" and proceeded to do nothing about it. There are plenty of other ones over the years I'm sure but that one still haunts me.

Yeah, I've had countless situations I didn't realize until much later, and still think about. Had one girl at a party in my teens walk up to me and said "So, I like guys with long hair."...which I had at the time. Didn't even register with me, and she walked away.

The asperger's probably has something to do with it, but whatever.
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I try to fuck almost every woman I meet so I dont miss any signs
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Probably, but I went towards girls a lot more than guys to chill with so I wasn't even looking for signs. Had a few girls get extremely mad at me.
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DarthAragorn posted...

I don't think there ever were any

Anony1125 posted...

Nah, not naive enough to think anybody's ever hinted at anything like that. I'm not very hintworthy.

These.
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These are awful to read.
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No.
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Yeah but the opposite
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I catch everything but I'm too afraid to act on anything that isn't obvious.

Vicious_Dios posted...

I didn't miss them, I just didn't respond back since I wasn't interested in them.

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I either didn't miss them or I'm so dense that I still haven't realized what was a hint.
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one time during my freshman year of college, this girl literally got me into her bed and started making moves and I had no fuckin idea. I just kept watching the show and left when it was over. I didnt realize what had happened until years later when she told me she had a big ol crush on me at the time
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In high school, I literally had like 3 chicks that wanted to plow me (one of them even had nice huge boobs too >_>) and I was oblivious to all of them.

Like afterclass, the big titty chick dropped a note on the ground in front of me that had the message "Do you want to go out with me?" and I stupidly thought it wasn't for me even though I was the only guy in the room and she pointed it out the note to me to pick up. idk what the fuck I was thinking.

16yo Neon missed out on some big titty action cuz he was a moron >_> Biggest regret in life is not getting those titties.
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I certainly hope so

Cause the alternative is too horrible to think about
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Huh, is this really what life is like for other people? People finding you attractive and throwing themselves at you? It sounds like such a lovely dream.
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My first girlfriend when I was 16 eventually got me into her bedroom behind a closed door, wore a loose tank top without a bra, and "accidentally" let her (huge) tit slip out and laughed about it, but I was just looking away the whole time watching the TV despite knowing exactly what was happening in the corner of my eye.

I was so ridiculously anxious about being intimate with girls back then. I was with her for more than a year yet I never kissed her except for a peck on the lips whenever I left her house. I wanted to fuck her so badly but I was just too averse to being sexual with another person. Part of the problem may have been that she was bi with a stronger lean towards girls and had her first sexual experience with a girl, and didn't really know how to translate that (limited) experience over to guys. She was the more dominant one in the relationship but couldn't figure out how to make it happen with a shy inexperienced guy like me when she wasn't exactly a pro either.

Anony1125 posted...

Huh, is this really what life is like for other people? People finding you attractive and throwing themselves at you? It sounds like such a lovely dream.

Seriously.
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There wasn't any.

But in my teenage years, whilst walking home from school/college, I would randomly have a group of girls come up to me, to make fun of me.
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Yeah about a month ago I had an old FWB come into work and she was there talking to me, following me around for an hour. We played catch-up, just talking about life after HS, then she was telling me about how she just became single for the first time in years and wasnt looking for commitment like her ex-boyfriend wanted, she just wanted to have fun.

I was super busy just folding clothes and reorganizing the displays cause the manager was on my ass about how the associates in the previous shift didnt do shit and she even started to help me!

She was there for a fucking hour.
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This one girl put my dick in her mouth and made long eye contact with me.
It felt awkward, so I made an excuse to leave. Wonder if she would have gone all the way with me if I had stayed.
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Captain_Qwark posted...

In highschool there was a girl on the cross country team with me and after practice one day she took off her shirt and said her boobs in her sports bra were so sweaty and I should feel.

In my head at the time i was like "gross why would i want to touch you if you're all sweaty" and declined.

Still hurts to think back on that one

Oh. That hurts. I felt an actual pain in my chest reading that.
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When I was 16 I worked at a amusement park for the summer. After closing on the last day of the season we had a cook out for all the employees. Then around 2 AM when everyone was heading home a girl I liked invited me to come hang out at her place. I was to dense to realize at the time girls don't invite guys to their place at 2 AM to just hang out.

My pride wants to say no but I've been called attractive to my face so unfortunately chances are I've missed out on something.
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I did, and it still eats me up to this day
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Definitely missed some. Don't feel bad about it though.

Also outright ignored some, because I can't be bothered to reciprocate.
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