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NinjaBreakfast
06/23/18 1:33:10 PM
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t a g u s e r
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dave_is_slick
06/23/18 1:34:06 PM
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Nowi
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FortuneCookie
06/23/18 1:34:06 PM
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Despite looking like a pony, she's very creative and runs a successful business.
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Blue_Inigo
06/23/18 1:37:00 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Nowi

Nowi is love
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Ivynn
06/23/18 1:38:07 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
Nowi


heh...one of my first suspensions was saying unkind implications about Nowi lovers. Ohh that takes me back...
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dave_is_slick
06/23/18 1:38:43 PM
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Blue_Inigo posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
Nowi

Nowi is love

It'd be better if she, at times, acted like she was thousands of years old. The only thing we really get is her very justified fear of being alone.
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NinjaBreakfast
06/23/18 6:57:07 PM
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Up
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Zikten
06/23/18 6:57:59 PM
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this happens in Disgaea. isn't Etna hundreds of years old? but she looks 12. Flonne is supposed to be pretty old too I think
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AlisLandale
06/23/18 6:58:51 PM
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The vampires have been driven mad by their immortality so as a psychological defense mechanism they regress to a child-like mentality.
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HylianFox
06/23/18 6:59:32 PM
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Japan loves this trope, huh?
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vocedelmorte
06/23/18 7:01:02 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Japan loves this trope, huh?

Japan needs to sell lolicon somehow
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Jerry_Hellyeah
06/23/18 7:01:33 PM
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HylianFox posted...
Japan loves little girls, huh?

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TheMarthKoopa
06/23/18 7:04:14 PM
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Jerry_Hellyeah
06/23/18 7:19:05 PM
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^ Is that not fucking weird?
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RoboLaserGandhi
06/23/18 7:30:17 PM
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If someone was bitten by a vampire when they were 8 they would be 8 forever, not 1000.
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0AbsoluteZero0
06/23/18 7:30:41 PM
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Loli logic
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dave_is_slick
06/23/18 7:42:51 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
If someone was bitten by a vampire when they were 8 they would be 8 forever, not 1000.

But why? Why would being a vampire stop aging? Or give them any kind of super speed or strength.
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KainWind
06/23/18 7:43:39 PM
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Does anyone even use that excuse? The actual good excuse is that they aren't real.
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Butterfiles
06/23/18 7:54:34 PM
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despite looking like a new user i've been posting for over 1000 years
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Jerry_Hellyeah
06/23/18 8:07:26 PM
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KainWind posted...
Does anyone even use that excuse? The actual good excuse is that they aren't real.


Im gonna shock you with this one, but its still creepy and disgusting as hell to be into fake 8-year-olds.
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FluttershyPony
06/23/18 8:10:07 PM
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So, in 50 years when we can transfer our brains into humonculuses, clones or androids(whatever comes first) are we gonna go to jail for picking/hanging out with old dudes who decided to be a cute anime girl/boy instead of a roid monkey duke nukem lookalike?
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Jerry_Hellyeah
06/23/18 8:13:53 PM
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FluttershyPony posted...
So, in 50 years when we can transfer our brains into humonculuses, clones or androids(whatever comes first) are we gonna go to jail for picking/hanging out with old dudes who decided to be a cute anime girl/boy instead of a roid monkey duke nukem lookalike?


You probably should, yeah.
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Calwings
06/23/18 8:16:27 PM
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TheMarthKoopa posted...
ZW7MBUEGem

I've been wanting to learn how to use her in Blazblue Cross Tag Battle, despite never playing the series she's originally from. Her design and fighting style look really cool.
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ShutTheF---__Up
06/23/18 8:18:41 PM
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FluttershyPony posted...
So, in 50 years when we can transfer our brains into humonculuses, clones or androids(whatever comes first) are we gonna go to jail for picking/hanging out with old dudes who decided to be a cute anime girl/boy instead of a roid monkey duke nukem lookalike?


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Esrac
06/23/18 8:21:05 PM
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dave_is_slick posted...
RoboLaserGandhi posted...
If someone was bitten by a vampire when they were 8 they would be 8 forever, not 1000.

But why? Why would being a vampire stop aging? Or give them any kind of super speed or strength.


That's just kind of what vampires are in most fiction. Might as well ask why being a werewolf would cause them to turn into wolves.

The halted aging, I get, because they're dead. They're basically supernaturally animated corpses that require blood to animate and regenerate. I can even get the resistance to pain and physical damage. Destroying the heart kills them because it stops the blood they use to animate from circulating through their bodies. That all makes sense to me.

The super speed and strength is some kind of Anne Rice bullshit that basically amounts to "because magic".
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kuwab0
06/23/18 8:27:10 PM
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Lolicon
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TheMarthKoopa
06/23/18 8:27:34 PM
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Calwings posted...
I've been wanting to learn how to use her in Blazblue Cross Tag Battle, despite never playing the series she's originally from. Her design and fighting style look really cool.

I only ever played Orie in what little I've played of UNIEL, but I went with Vatista instead to pair with Hakumen in Tag Battle and she's a lot of fun

I like the cute noises she makes in a lot of her attacks, and that massive beam of destruction super
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dave_is_slick
06/23/18 8:45:52 PM
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Esrac posted...
That's just kind of what vampires are in most fiction.

I get that but it never made sense to me. I'd understand if being undead slowed aging but since they aren't dead there's no reason for aging to just stop.
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