Poll of the Day > i just really hate the hospital.

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Sometimes you're not in the mood to enjoy humor, like when you've been in the hospital for two weeks with giant balls.

Also sorry you can't have mine, I haven't even used them yet!

Chewster posted...

Also sorry you can't have mine, I haven't even used them yet!

Perfect reason to donate one.

Just one? Then I'll be giving two people balance issues

why is helly in the hospital?
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PaddysPub posted...

why is helly in the hospital?

His ball skin got infected
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PaddysPub posted...

why is helly in the hospital?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/3-poll-of-the-day/76711828
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so, today I actually took the initiative and got up to walk around on my own. there's really no pain, it's just swelling discomfort at this point from my balls being so huge that my thighs squeeze them. the seeing is weird, too, in that everything that's swollen is hard to the touch and before the joke is made, my dick is not affected.

anyways, i walked down a long ass hallway and took a shower which just fuckin felt great. what didn't feel so great is the sheer amount of effort that took out of me. also, you have to wear these weird socks that have rubber pads on them if you're walking around, and getting those fucking socks on was like climbing Mt vesuvius. I can't bend over, I had to slav squat and then... figure out how to put socks on with only one hand since the other was holding onto the safety rail.

but I fucking did it. then I had to walk back to my room, and at this point I just have no energy. I manage it, and just fuckin pass out for like an hour.

and that's what I did today.

oh, last night I had a new night nurse, and she checked my situation out and had the audacity to say that the swelling looked like it was going down despite this being her first time ever seeing me. and then I think she whispered "ancient needle technique" when she gave me a shot of something

she was Asian, yes. but like after the hot stage
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is that the second time you made a mount vesuvius simile in this topic??
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where would I have made the first
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Hmm maybe someone just mentioned vesuvius for some other reason in a different topic
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estimated discharge date is some time in August
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IF I CAN PEE WITHOUT A CATHETER I CAN MAYBE GO HOME

I HAVE 8 HOURS TO PlSS, IF I CAN'T THEN FUCK
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ALL CAPS!

HELLY! GO PlSS!
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yeah I can't pee.
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August wtf
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it's just pressure and it hurts
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Im not a religious person but Im gonna pray that you get better

Sounds freaking awful
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https://imgur.com/CzP7sYr

YO WHO WANTS TO DRINK THIS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD CUZ IT'S PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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#freehelly #ifthemancanpissyoumustdismiss
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oh, no, the ib doctor came in and told. me the other doctor has no say in when I get discharged and I'm still going to be here a while
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Don't worry one day you will die, and nothing will matter. Feel better soon.

Retroxgamer0 posted...

Don't worry one day you will die, and nothing will matter. Feel better soon.

Remember when you left potd after sending me a bunch of PMs telling me that my opinions didnt matter because Im female?
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You pee'd but you're not set free!
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I don't really get the whole "either you can pee now or you're stuck til August, even if you pee some time between". Was the plan like, if you don't pee today they'll have to add some kind of treatment that is going to keep you hospital-ridden? Man, whatever it is that sucks.

Make sure you do something fun when you get out.

Lmao, even my nurse said to not pay much attention to the general physician doctor I have
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Chewster posted...

I don't really get the whole "either you can pee now or you're stuck til August, even if you pee some time between". Was the plan like, if you don't pee today they'll have to add some kind of treatment that is going to keep you hospital-ridden? Man, whatever it is that sucks.

Make sure you do something fun when you get out.

because when I got here, the swelling was such that I could not pee.

If I could pee, it would be actual proof that the swelling is going down and I'm getting better, and it is.
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Did they find the cause yet, or did I not see that post? Feel better dude.
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oh man there's alarms going off and there's some woman talking over the intercom about a code red on the 2nd floor

code red is apparently a fire
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Reading it back, apparently I stretched it a bit by saying your options are either pee now or leave in August. But my point is I'm confused why they are seemingly giving you a month and a half between possible discharge outcomes

because the doctor who told me these things don't fuckin know what he's doing

helIy posted...

Lmao, even my nurse said to not pay much attention to the general physician doctor I have

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Far-Queue posted...

#freehelly #ifthemancanpissyoumustdismiss

Yo dude... Have you tried using The Chewbacca Defense?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwdba9C2G14" data-time="
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helIy posted...

oh man there's alarms going off and there's some woman talking over the intercom about a code red on the 2nd floor

code red is apparently a fire

Most likely a drill, they have to do those periodically but treat it like its real
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the first thing I'm gonna do when I get out of here is get a big greasy pizza

mmm
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ugh my iv is leaking
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oh shit, the cna is boutta hook me up with some sandwiches
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Mead posted...

Retroxgamer0 posted...

Don't worry one day you will die, and nothing will matter. Feel better soon.

Remember when you left potd after sending me a bunch of PMs telling me that my opinions didnt matter because Im female?

Really? What a POS.
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okay, so, they're starting today to switch me to an oral antibiotic. they want to watch me for two days to see if anything adverse happens, but if not, I will probably be discharged Thursday.

this is coming from the ib doctor, not the shitty one.
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i have looked up the side effects of this antibiotic and I have come to the conclusion that it's a death pill
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helIy posted...

i have looked up the side effects of this antibiotic and I have come to the conclusion that it's a death pill

Bye, bro.
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helIy posted...

i have looked up the side effects of this antibiotic and I have come to the conclusion that it's a death pill

What's the antibiotic?
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bactrim
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Man this topic. It feels like an episode of That 70s Show and Red is stuck in a hospital and there is constantly popping up new shit that's pissing him off.
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