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Just_a_loser
06/19/18 9:12:52 PM
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...for every $10,000 that you spend, your IQ drops a point, permanently.

It doesn't matter if you spend the 10k all at once or broken up into different expenses, it all adds up to the penalty.

You can't get around it by getting someone else to pay for things for you. Since it is your money, it adds up just the same. Your only get around is to never spend any of your own money (aka be a filthy freeloader) and then leave it all to someone when you die.

What'll it be?
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SpinKirby
06/19/18 9:13:54 PM
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Tmaster148
06/19/18 9:13:56 PM
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Just want to clarify.

Is this only for the original $6 million or for all exchanges.
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Just_a_loser
06/19/18 9:14:48 PM
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All exchanges after the money has been given to you.
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GATTJT
06/19/18 9:15:45 PM
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What happens when my IQ hits 0?
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Just_a_loser
06/19/18 9:17:09 PM
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*shrug* Maybe you'll be a vegetable if your brain doesn't know how to function anymore.
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averagejoel
06/19/18 9:17:09 PM
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good thing IQ is not a meaningful measure of intelligence
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SpinKirby
06/19/18 9:18:04 PM
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averagejoel posted...
good thing IQ is not a meaningful measure of intelligence


That doesn't mean it has 0 meaning though, and I'm someone who doesn't agree with its common use.
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PIITB415
06/19/18 9:18:39 PM
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GATTJT posted...
What happens when my IQ hits 0?


You become Madonna
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Dash_Harber
06/19/18 9:18:51 PM
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Easy. Take the 6 million and invest it. Live off the profit from that.
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eggcorn
06/19/18 9:19:30 PM
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sure I'll just give it to me mum and dad and let them spend it.
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Tmaster148
06/19/18 9:19:50 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Easy. Take the 6 million and invest it. Live off the profit from that.


That won't work, because if you spend $10K regardless of where the money came from will have you lose IQ.
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Dash_Harber
06/19/18 9:20:42 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Easy. Take the 6 million and invest it. Live off the profit from that.


That won't work, because if you spend $10K regardless of where the money came from will have you lose IQ.


I'm not spending the original money, though.
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Just_a_loser
06/19/18 9:21:03 PM
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eggcorn posted...
sure I'll just give it to me mum and dad and let them spend it.

Other people spending your money still gives you the penalty. They can only spend their own money on you.
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Tmaster148
06/19/18 9:22:01 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Easy. Take the 6 million and invest it. Live off the profit from that.


That won't work, because if you spend $10K regardless of where the money came from will have you lose IQ.


I'm not spending the original money, though.


Just_a_loser posted...
All exchanges after the money has been given to you.

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Dash_Harber
06/19/18 9:22:38 PM
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Tmaster148 posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Easy. Take the 6 million and invest it. Live off the profit from that.


That won't work, because if you spend $10K regardless of where the money came from will have you lose IQ.


I'm not spending the original money, though.


Just_a_loser posted...
All exchanges after the money has been given to you.

Oh, my mistake.

Yeah, I probably wouldn't.
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Just_a_loser
06/19/18 9:22:54 PM
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Dash_Harber posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Easy. Take the 6 million and invest it. Live off the profit from that.


That won't work, because if you spend $10K regardless of where the money came from will have you lose IQ.


I'm not spending the original money, though.

All future exchanges count towards it. It doesn't matter if its the original 6 mil.

If you don't want to lose intelligence, your own money is basically no good for you. You have to live off someone else for the rest of your life.
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Dash_Harber
06/19/18 9:24:21 PM
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Just_a_loser posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
Easy. Take the 6 million and invest it. Live off the profit from that.


That won't work, because if you spend $10K regardless of where the money came from will have you lose IQ.


I'm not spending the original money, though.

All future exchanges count towards it. It doesn't matter if its the original 6 mil.

If you don't want to lose intelligence, your own money is basically no good for you. You have to live off someone else for the rest of your life.


Yeah, sorry, I misunderstood.

I guess the only way I could do it is if I signed some sort of contract to give the 6 million to another entity upon my death in exchange for 6 million worth of credit from them.
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gguirao
06/20/18 12:31:05 AM
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Not worth it.
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ThanksUglyGod
06/20/18 12:35:17 AM
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Deal. Spending all of it wouldn't even put a dent in my IQ.
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SpinKirby
06/20/18 12:36:06 AM
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ThanksUglyGod posted...
Deal. Spending all of it wouldn't even put a dent in my IQ.

I guess you can't really go below zero.
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Syntheticon
06/22/18 12:17:33 AM
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So, wait-does this mean I start off with $6M and an IQ of 600? Sold.
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Doe
06/22/18 12:18:38 AM
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